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Pendpt korang?? Terbakar aku baca
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Antara yg ditulis pasal Malaysia
"Essentially the penis of Asia which is located to the north of their cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, Malaysia (also known as Bolehland) is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT. Most foreigners have difficulty adjusting to this new timezone as they tend to show up 1 or 2 hours earlier than the local counterparts. The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040 or whatever catchy number.
Malaysia is made up of 13 states namely Selengor, Kedoh, Police,Thengganew, Kelentoh, Berak, Pening, Sembilan, Malacrap Johor Balu (just north of Singkaypoh), Sabah, Sarawek (which are essentially Malaysia's eastern colonies). The three federal territories Kuala Apek, PuteraUmno and Lawak don't count as states since they're too small anyway, like Canada. Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt. " |
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Reply #1 nasyasyadiah's post
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ini dah ada dah dulu...entry utk melayu pun ada.. |
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Ethnic composition
Population structure of Malaysia in 2006 as follows: Malay (60%), Chinese (23%), Indians (10%), Orang Asli (5%....go figure why), Caucasians (1%). The rest are Pakistanis, Burmese, Nepalese, Hobits, Arabs and some Aliens and rapists. Black people are not welcome. Being black in Malaysia carries a mandatory death penalty and every black entering the country will get arrested and hanged within 3 hours.
Iban are so technologically advanced race that they stay deep inside the jungle. They gave name to IBAN number in banking (Iban number is the number of Iban workers working in a bank). Malaysians do not speak of Ibans anymore because have changed they name from Iban to Kelabit (pronounced Club IT). This is to show their devotion the technology.
Kadazans/Dusuns consisting only 3% of total population are slowly being known to have great talents with participations in more than half of available reality tv singing competitions. They however will never get any record deals and continue performing in low-paying cultural shows.
Hypocrisy is the most important part of national culture and any person who is not a hypocrite is labeled a terrorists. Terrorists supposedly make up 2% of country's population, although their existence has yet to be confirmed.
Ethnicity is such a big issue in Bolehland that it is one of the only countries is the world that require information about your "race" when you sit for a national exam. The Minister of Education of course denies any favouring towards the Malays but everyone knows that if you are non-Malay, the job of marking your paper will be outsourced to another country, usually to Zaire, Chile, Guatemala, Imaginationland, and Krakozhia(The place where Tom Hanks came from in the movie "The Terminal").
Still, the Malays are generous enough to do extra badly in the exams and thus end up with marks lower than the Chinese or Indians. How noble of them. But they later regret not being able to make good money and so they take on jobs that allow them to "feel" the money in their hands, if only for a little while. Examples are toll booth attendants, Fast food restaurant cashiers, and those people that sit in front of public toilets to collect 20 cents per toilet entry, plus another 20 cents for toilet paper (unfortunately the job title for such a role escapes me). |
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kalau ade...kenapa xpernah jadi issue?
i mean..betul..freedom of speech tapi ini mcm melamapau...
what if mat salleh ignorant baca...xke memalukan? |
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Ni kira wikipedia versi 'Scary Movie' la ni. Baca aje dan gelak-gelak aje sudah..  |
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Reply #6 juwaini's post
haah..ignore jer... |
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Originally posted by nasyasyadiah at 14-1-2008 12:48 PM 
kalau ade...kenapa xpernah jadi issue?
i mean..betul..freedom of speech tapi ini mcm melamapau...
what if mat salleh ignorant baca...xke memalukan?
itulah website uncyclopedia
cuba baca about http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:About
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. |
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kalo ko nk jadikan isu ko g report kat metro...heheh mesti jdik isu punyer lepas ni.. |
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takde ape benda pun nak rasa terbakar.
byk lagi urusan rasmi dlm kehidupan harian yg lebih utama. |
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rileks jerrr .... x yah nak la nak meroyan segala |
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Kalau MCMC tau....habislah kena block...!! |
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Originally posted by nasyasyadiah at 14-1-2008 12:48 PM 
kalau ade...kenapa xpernah jadi issue?
i mean..betul..freedom of speech tapi ini mcm melamapau...
what if mat salleh ignorant baca...xke memalukan?
no sense of humour eh nyah??
mat salleh takde ignorant mcm kau la nyah...
semua what if, what if??
apa barang beb? |
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xde issue nye benda nih..  |
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Uncyclopedia tu mmg site untuk parody lah. Kalo tak caya cuba ko search Paris Hilton kat Uncyclopedia. Tak rasa apa pun.
Yg ni entry untuk Mawi
[ Last edited by Santeira at 14-1-2008 01:22 PM ] |
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I LIKE IT!!!!
BLEH RELEASE TENSION LA |
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Post time 14-1-2008 12:43 PM
变色卡
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...ko suruh nyah tu report kat puteri ameno je lah...
