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Post on 24-2-2010 01:47 PM |All posts

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Post Last Edit by bacteria82 at 13-1-2011 20:57

Chinese wedding night .


A young Chinese couple both working in as staff in the neighbourhood Chinese restaurant get married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
* *
On their wedding Night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.
* *
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My Darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis your firss time and
you berry frighten.
* *
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting You want. You juss  ask... So... Whatchu want?'
he says, trying to* *sound experienced and worldly, which he
hopes will impress her.
* *
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, I want to
try something I have heard about from other gurls... Numbah 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...
* *
'You want......... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable? Now !!







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Post on 24-2-2010 01:51 PM |All posts
hehehe...bapak lawak he4..
If you closed your eyes... :3
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Post on 24-2-2010 01:55 PM |All posts

Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable,sdap tuh..
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Post on 24-2-2010 01:56 PM |All posts
hahahaha...menu restoren dah hapal dlm kapla....
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Post on 24-2-2010 01:57 PM |All posts
i tak paham cemana bole dapat garlic chicken n steam vegetable tu?
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Post on 24-2-2010 01:58 PM |All posts
hehehehe..... virgin la katakan...
~Your stomach shouldnt be a waste basket~
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:00 PM |All posts
i tak paham cemana bole dapat garlic chicken n steam vegetable tu?
mesmerize Post at 24-2-2010 13:57


Hai kan dua2 orang kerja restoran...menu #69 kat retoran tu Garlic chicken with steamed vegetables.....hehehe
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:01 PM |All posts
4# siape_aku

yang wife tu pun satu...apasal cakap number 69...sebut aje la 69 ke hape ke.....
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:01 PM |All posts
5# mesmerize

depa keje kat restaurant..
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:04 PM |All posts
hahaha. .msti sdp..
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:14 PM |All posts
{:2_65:}.............
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:15 PM |All posts
Kalau di Chinese Take Away shop kat UK (and also US) - biasanya jarang la 'restoran' nie betul2 restoran....biasanya dia cuma ada counter, untuk order, kita pun order lepas tu bayar and bawak balik....

Chinese Take away shop nie, dia dah ada menu dia yang dia print and takkan berubah sampai bila2....usually regular kat kedai2 nie, diorg call untuk delivery, just ckp saya nak nombor sekian sekian and sekian.....and diorg akan tgk order apa and deliver....

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hehehehehehehehe
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:28 PM |All posts
giler r...
menu dalam kepala...
http://umarfaruq.com
http://kakitech.net
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:31 PM |All posts
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:32 PM |All posts
menu makanan plak...
Going Through this Life With the Strenght that i Have..
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:42 PM |All posts
69 tu cmne...
+patek philippe+
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:49 PM |All posts
gelak tak hengat baca lawak ni..hahahahahahahaha
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:51 PM |All posts
hehehehe..........
sabau jer ler
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Post on 24-2-2010 02:53 PM |All posts
13# DocYana

betul betul betul......sesetengah kedai makanan india pun camtu....
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
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Post on 24-2-2010 03:11 PM |All posts
mula2 x paham gak nape bole dpt garlic chic. n vege bila mod terang baru i phm!!!
lawak tul....virginla katakan...
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Post on 24-2-2010 03:13 PM |All posts
lawak..lawak
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Post on 24-2-2010 03:26 PM |All posts
ades... mmg berkesan... mengeluarkan airmata
ibnmustakim.blogspot.com
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