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Post time 18-9-2014 11:07 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


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Mod, kalau dah ado tutup yo...

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Post time 18-9-2014 11:17 PM | Show all posts
kono sebijik....
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Post time 19-9-2014 12:17 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Versi melaka and klate tak ada ke?
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Post time 19-9-2014 07:06 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 19-9-2014 10:57 AM | Show all posts
lawak bonar ni
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Post time 19-9-2014 11:56 AM | Show all posts
abang ngorat owang, owang teghime..
abang ajak kuau dating owang ikut je..
abang pinang owang, owang teghime je..
abang nikah ngan owang, owang redho je tau..
abang sughuh owang benti kije, owang turuti aje apa abang kata..
abang nak anak banyak, dah dapat
abang nak anak ghamai pun, owang dah bagi
abang nak makan, owang ngidangkan
abang penat owang picit2kan badan abang tak kasik penat
abang nak manje2 owang belai kasi cakau harimau
abang nak kuau dengan kawan.. pegilah bedah tak kesah
abang tak bali.. tak pe tapi jangan lama2 nau
abang marah, owang buat dono je
abang besungut, owang pekak kan je tinge ni tau..malas nak balas2 cakap
abang nak kawen lagi satu ???? pegi mampus! hawau tak nye tak gheti bersyukur, loghat nau nak kawen lagi apa semua dah cukup, memang sial tau abang ni.. penyapu bughuk!



ini memang bahasa orang melaka. mungkin tak berapa pekat sangat dari segi sumpahan itu

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Post time 19-9-2014 12:06 PM | Show all posts
mangkuk arrr...lawak siut!!!
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Post time 19-9-2014 12:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
langkah mayat sey dulu bang
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Post time 19-9-2014 03:28 PM | Show all posts
hahaha.den golakkan yo...
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Post time 19-9-2014 04:30 PM | Show all posts
osah la eee.. poning palo nak melayan eh
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 Author| Post time 19-9-2014 05:17 PM | Show all posts
hest posted on 19-9-2014 11:56 AM
abang ngorat owang, owang teghime..
abang ajak kuau dating owang ikut je..
abang pinang owang, owa ...

hehe kira ok la tu.
Cuma bab sumpahan tu, mcm ko ckp agak sopan skit...
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 Author| Post time 19-9-2014 05:20 PM | Show all posts
makneng posted on 19-9-2014 12:17 AM
Versi melaka and klate tak ada ke?

Versi melaka dah ada, tggu versi kelate, kedah dan yg lelain...

Cuma teman teringn sgt nak tengok versi perak
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Post time 19-9-2014 07:22 PM | Show all posts
kehkehkeh.. pdn muko mo kau bang
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Post time 19-9-2014 11:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Eric.n9 posted on 19-9-2014 05:20 PM
Versi melaka dah ada, tggu versi kelate, kedah dan yg lelain...

Cuma teman teringn sgt nak teng ...

Dah ada versi melaka? Benang mana? Motip gigih nak menelaah...hihi
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 Author| Post time 19-9-2014 11:55 PM | Show all posts
makneng posted on 19-9-2014 11:16 PM
Dah ada versi melaka? Benang mana? Motip gigih nak menelaah...hihi

terai tngk post no 6, si hest dah post
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Post time 20-9-2014 02:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bisa bonar
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Post time 20-9-2014 12:26 PM | Show all posts
Ke jelobak ke jolobu lah jawapnyaa...
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Post time 21-9-2014 04:16 PM | Show all posts
hest posted on 19-9-2014 11:56 AM
abang ngorat owang, owang teghime..
abang ajak kuau dating owang ikut je..
abang pinang owang, owa ...

Aku asal melaka tp xpenah lak aku cakap mcm ni hahahah

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Post time 22-9-2014 08:44 AM | Show all posts
Eric.n9 posted on 19-9-2014 05:17 PM
hehe kira ok la tu.
Cuma bab sumpahan tu, mcm ko ckp agak sopan skit...

aku bab nyumpah orang tua2 melaka tak bape nak biasa, sebab sumpahan dorang sangat klasik

tapi yang anak muda skang punya, tak sanggup gwa nak tulis
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Post time 22-9-2014 08:47 AM | Show all posts
Johnyblaze87 posted on 21-9-2014 04:16 PM
Aku asal melaka tp xpenah lak aku cakap mcm ni hahahah

kau melaka mana? lain melaka lain versi tau.. lain daerah lain cara, kekdahnya aku melaka tengah.. yang agak keras melakanya setahu aku melaka tengah, kalau merlimau ni, kasau dia mampat sikit sebab campur muo kalau alor gajah punya pedas gak wooo, sebab dah campo n9
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