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Post time 19-10-2014 02:19 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Badrul bertanya kepada Bapaknya...

Badrul: "Pak, betul ke make love tu best?"

Bapakk: "Haah, samalah best macam kamu korek hidung kamu!"

Badrul: "Tapi betul ke org pompuan lagi rasa best?"

Bapakk: "Kalo kamu korek hidung, hidung kamu ke jari kamu yang rasa best?"

Badrul: "Tapi kenapa org pompuan tak suka diperkosa?"

Bapakk: "Kalo kamu jalan-jalan, tetiba ada org nak korek hidung kamu... Kamu suka tak?!"

Badrul: "Betul ke tak boleh buat tu masa datang bulan?"

Bapakk: "Kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu nak korek jugak ke?!"

Badrul: "Kenapa orang lelaki tak suka buat tu pakai kondom?"

Bapakk: "Kamu suka tak korek hidung masa pakai sarung tangan?!"

Badrul: "Waaahhh... Bapakk ni pandailah!"
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Post time 19-10-2014 04:03 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 19-10-2014 05:14 PM | Show all posts
hebak2... wakakakkakakak
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Post time 19-10-2014 05:24 PM | Show all posts
adoiii la.... bukak thread ni aku tengah korek idung.. yg sebenar tau bukan 18sx
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Post time 19-10-2014 06:41 PM | Show all posts
metaphor yg bagus..aku suka
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Post time 19-10-2014 08:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Badrul : bapak ni taik hidung masin...kedekut sgt nak jawab terang2
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Post time 19-10-2014 08:17 PM | Show all posts
pandai bapak menjawab..
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Post time 19-10-2014 09:06 PM | Show all posts
bijak sungguh bapaknya
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Post time 19-10-2014 11:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bapak lebih rasa masin dari anak nya
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 Author| Post time 20-10-2014 08:23 AM | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 19-10-2014 11:30 PM
Bapak lebih rasa masin dari anak nya

Pasal bapak dia lebih banyak korek hidung berbanding dgn anak..
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Post time 20-10-2014 09:12 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 20-10-2014 08:23 AM
Pasal bapak dia lebih banyak korek hidung berbanding dgn anak..

owh.. ingat korek benda lain tadi dpt rasa masin.

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Post time 20-10-2014 09:40 AM | Show all posts
kekeke..... betui la tu.
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Post time 20-10-2014 09:46 AM | Show all posts
wt.....
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 Author| Post time 20-10-2014 10:15 AM | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 20-10-2014 09:12 AM
owh.. ingat korek benda lain tadi dpt rasa masin.

Selain hidung, bahagian mana lagi yang menghasilkan masin?

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Post time 20-10-2014 10:38 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 20-10-2014 10:15 AM
Selain hidung, bahagian mana lagi yang menghasilkan masin?

cuba la korek2
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 Author| Post time 20-10-2014 10:46 AM | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 20-10-2014 10:38 AM
cuba la korek2

kena buat experimen dulu bahagian masin tu...

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Post time 20-10-2014 11:07 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 20-10-2014 10:46 AM
kena buat experimen dulu bahagian masin tu...

dah buat praktikel bgtahu i k?

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 Author| Post time 20-10-2014 11:09 AM | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 20-10-2014 11:07 AM
dah buat praktikel bgtahu i k?

Tapi i tak ada pasangan untuk praktikal....

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Post time 20-10-2014 11:24 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 20-10-2014 11:09 AM
Tapi i tak ada pasangan untuk praktikal....

susah la camni. nak nasihat lebih2 pon i masih noob.

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 Author| Post time 20-10-2014 11:27 AM | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 20-10-2014 11:24 AM
susah la camni. nak nasihat lebih2 pon i masih noob.

sama lah kitaa......

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