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Takut Ngandong...

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Post time 23-2-2016 02:03 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


SARI mengadu kepada ibunya tentang hal buruk yg menimpanya. . . . .

SARI : (ketakutan) Maakkk, mana bapak?

IBU : Bapak keluar...ngko dah kenape?!

SARI : (dgn nada pelan) minta maaf Mak...kemungkinan Sari ngandong.

IBU : (terkejut) Apa?

SARI : (gementar) Ya, ngandong.

IBU : Aaahh...tak mgkin, ko cuma sakit je tu... ko pi rehat je situ...

SARI : Tapi sejak kebelakangan ini...Sari selalu muntah2, Mak.

IBU : (rasa geram) Aaahh...paling2 pun masuk angin je ko itu.. pi beli minyak angin... sembuh jugak ko tu nanti.

SARI : (tersedu-sedu) hikss...hikss...tapi kenapa skrg Sari suka makan yg masam2, Mak . . . ?

IBU : (dgn kesal sambil menjerit) Cukup2 la kau berangan SARIPUDDIN. Mak lempang jugak ko nanti. Pondan mana boleh beranak!!!!!



  

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Post time 23-2-2016 02:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pudin rupanya. Haha
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Post time 23-2-2016 02:27 PM | Show all posts
ok..next...
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Post time 23-2-2016 02:33 PM | Show all posts
sari dah ehem ehem dgn bapak ke?
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Post time 23-2-2016 03:10 PM | Show all posts
gedikk nau bapok. jentik telo kang baru berakai
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Post time 23-2-2016 03:28 PM | Show all posts
amboi.. mak dia pon tikam anak dia "pondan"... smpi ati makk
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Post time 23-2-2016 05:15 PM | Show all posts
rasa macam dah ada....
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Post time 24-2-2016 10:53 AM | Show all posts
sariPUDDIN yang tak sedar diri
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Post time 24-2-2016 01:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Teringat pudin yang fefeeling sajat tu
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Post time 24-2-2016 01:54 PM | Show all posts
hahahahahahaha...geli jer...
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Post time 24-2-2016 06:58 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 24-2-2016 09:19 PM | Show all posts
Sari pondan
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Post time 25-2-2016 01:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 25-2-2016 10:22 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 25-2-2016 11:36 AM | Show all posts
Kot dapat kat bapak ko mau kena smackdown Sari oiii
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Post time 25-2-2016 05:31 PM | Show all posts
bahahahahahhahaahh... gigih baca sampai habih
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Post time 26-2-2016 05:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 26-2-2016 12:29 PM | Show all posts
klu die rasa die mengandung, maknanya die dah bersenggama la tu kan, hahahah....
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Post time 20-8-2016 01:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Amboih sari..
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