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Internest:

(n) The cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet periods of time on the internet.

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Columbusing:

(n) When white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries

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Unkeyboardinated:

(adj) The inability to type without making repeated mistakes.

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Afterclap:

(n) The last person who claps after everyone has stopped.

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Beerboarding:

(n) Extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk.

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Dudevorce:

(n) When two bros officially end a bromance.

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Epiphanot:

(n) An idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver, but is, in fact pointless, stupid, mundane, or incorrect.

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Unlightening:

(v) Learning something that makes you dumber.

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Nerdjacking:

(n) Filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion for an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson.

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Doppelbanger:

(n) Someone who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them, but is not related.

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Nomonym:

(n) A food that tastes just like another food.

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Irrightional:

(a) Someone who irrationally believes they are alway right.

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Cupidity:

(n) The really stupid things you do when you are in love.

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Chiptease:

(n) The pocket of air in the top of a bag of chips.

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Eglaf:

(n) A word that has no meaning; can be used in place of any other word.

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esprit de corps

(n) a sense of unity and of common interests and responsibilities, as developed among a group of persons closely associated in a task, cause, enterprise, etc.

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cucurbit:

(n) any plant of the gourd family.

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Hive mind

The collective thoughts, ideas, and opinions of a group of people (such as Internet users) regarded as functioning together as a single mind.

Example: “… Mindy Kaling asks her Twitter followers for the best dinner spots in cities she's visiting. Generally, people trust that feedback from the hive mind is correct and well-informed.”

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Saturnine (sa-tour-o-nine)

* Meaning: slow, gloomy, somber and saturnine is also a word used to describe someone who is born under the influence of Saturn.

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Hiraeth (heer-eyeth)

*Meaning: Homesickness for a home you cannot return to, or that never was