JOM MAIN-MAIN SPOOF LYRICS UTK LAGU2 TOP KAT RADIO SKANG NI HEHE..

Zalim

aku stat dulu ... try nyanyi ikot melodi mahakarya cinta

begitu berat memandang
bila poket tak berisi
memang dah fitrah hidupku
di waktu penghujung bulan

kau .. masih jauh di mataku
tak tercapai oleh tanganku

ku teramat sengsara
menjalani hari derita dengan melantak maggi saja
tanpamu ku lemah, pasti aku tak terdaya
di saat wang gaji tiada

wang syiling pun dah abis
terpaksa pow duit awek!




silakan .. silakan

[ Last edited by  Zalim at 9-5-2008 09:22 AM ]

beta_carotene

bes gak..mcm hotfm fara n fbi jek
nnt jap, aku pikir duluu.. hehehe

Zalim

hehehe .. ni satu lagik

DESTINASI HAJAT

Tak tahan perotku
Rasa memulas-mulas aje
Ku kemutkan kuat-kuat
Agar tak bocor dalam seluar

Siksanya .. nape sume penuh?
Aku nak buang di mana?
Takkan main bubuh di dalam semak
Kang kantoi orang ramai nampak .. kini

Sudah-sudahlah berak tu yea .. yeahhh
Aku tak tahan sangat ni yea .. yeahhhh
Aku .. takkan tunggu
Aku .. menggeletar
Terkentut terkincit banyak kali yeaaa

Ku ketuk .. ku tumbuk
Semua pintu yang tertutup
Walau korang sume jawab
"woiii .. aku tengah berak ni woiiii"
Mangkuk ayun cepatlah sikit
Bukan ko sorang yang bayar tol woi
Adedehhh ... usus aku dah tak tahan
Alamakkk .. semua dah baraii .. kini

Sudah-sudahlah berak tu yea .. yeahhh
Aku tak tahan sangat ni yea .. yeahhhh
Aku .. takkan tunggu
Aku .. menggeletar
Terkentut terkincit banyak kali yeaaa

Kejadian yang ngeri
terjadi di R & R Nilai ini
Aura busuk tak tertahan ..
Malunya aku ..
mana nak taruk muka niiiii .... kini

Sudah-sudahlah berak tu yea .. yeahhh
Aku tak tahan sangat ni yea .. yeahhhh
Aku .. takkan tunggu
Aku .. menggeletar
Terkentut terkincit banyak kali yeaaa



cabottttttttttt ... tu dia karatz tok ti marah aku musnahkan lagu feveret diaorg .. cabottttttttt

showstealer

macam buat lagu hangit je...

juara

Originally posted by beta_carotene at 9-5-2008 10:09 AM
bes gak..mcm hotfm fara n fbi jek
nnt jap, aku pikir duluu.. hehehe

Tu la psl mcm fafau & fbi

juara

Ni lagu yg aku jumpa kt youtube
bukan aku yg create k.. org lain
nk share je sempena Hari Ibu

THE MOM

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!)

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

juara

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[ Last edited by  juara at 11-5-2008 07:08 PM ]

juara

Don't Breathe