1. I've always thought my bras could be more functional
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2. This very important artistic endeavor
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3. This alien sport that no one should ever participate in
4. This extremely important noodle-drip guard
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5. "Hey we're having a sleepover for the guys and their fake pillow wives, you should come!"
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6. Are these human-teletubby hybrids?
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7. So I guess Christian Anime is a thing
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8. I'm not even going to try to think of a wholesome advertised use for this product
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9. This is definitely not inappropriate at all...
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10. Who thought this would make an entertaining game show?
11. I'm sorry, WHAT!?
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12. Nope, nope, nope.
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15. Okay, but WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLFUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?
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13. "Son, we're going to the museum, you need to understand how poop feels"
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14. This is the Japanese version of coke heads
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16. THIS IS TERRIFYING
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17. This Doritos ad proves you don't need nudity to be extremely vulgar
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18. This is everything wrong with...everything
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19. What kind of monstrous fowl created this egg log!?
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20. Just a casual walk in the park
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21. Japanese game shows are actually just reenacting different circles of hell
22. NOPE. DEAD. DONE.
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23. These guys are huge bowling fans
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24. I hope the ad explains what to do about your cold feet
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25. Ummmmm
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26. If you're that sick, maybe just stay home
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27. Because regular water just has too many calories
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28. Imagine walking in to find your roommate sleeping on one of these
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29. Happy Halloween? (I hope)
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30. And this, because it's actually hilarious