thought of life

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Thought of Life

• The early bird still has to eat worms.

• I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting  clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in  the first place!

• The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

• Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the   difference.

• Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

• Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

• My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

• Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

• Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

• If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

ajinomotonosuga

i never tought of life
as life is always the thought of many
i never fought to have
as to have is heavier than a penny

sinalegna

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

i like this one, its a classic!