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Post time 21-7-2024 07:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Asyik baca berita sedih pilu, mari kita senyum-senyum pula..

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
A: They'd crack each other up.

Q: What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A: A satisfactory

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go.

Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: Supplies!

Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it had the drumsticks!

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

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Dikala otak tengah stress bila baca eh kelakau juga. ????
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