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[Tempatan] Pemain bolasepak dicerai isteri kerana terlalu sempurna.Apa yang wanita nak sebenarnya?

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Post time 11-10-2024 02:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Ini Ricardo Kaka

Salah seorang pemain bolasepak yang terhebat di Brazil. Malah di dunia. Beliau pernah menang anugerah Ballon d'or sebelum zaman dominasi Ronaldo dan Messi.

Saya ingat lagi masa main PES2011, masa bola tengah saya shoot pakai Kaka ni boleh terus masuk gol. Punya power dia ni.

Beliau ni bukan sahaja hebat main bola, memiliki rupa yang kacak, berasal daripada keluarga T20 (harta 7 keturunan tak habis), berbudi bahasa, tinggi lebih 6 kaki 2 cekak, rajin pergi gereja malah tidak suka berpeleseran.

Senang cerita beliau ni kira macam lelaki Brazil terakhir lah. Semua yang bagus-bagus ada kat dia. Banyak sangat dah saya puji dia ni tapi benda ni memang fakta.

Bayangkan lelaki punya bagus macam ni pun bini dia mintak cerai. Bini dia bagi alasan dia ni terlalu sempurna untuk dia. What? Apa benda lagi yang perempuan nak sebenarnya ni?

Sebab tu saya pernah berkata-kata, "Perempuan ni bila jumpa lelaki baik dia cakap bosan dan tak memahami. Bila jumpa lelaki jahat dia cakap lelaki semua sama".

Kau nak apa sebenarnya cetannnn!

Memetik kata-kata Zainuddin pula,

"Demikianlah perempuan,

Dia hanya ingat kekejaman orang kepada dirinya, walaupun kecil, dan dia lupa kekejamannya sendiri kepada orang lain walaupun bagaimana besarnya"

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Post time 11-10-2024 02:48 PM | Show all posts
kaka x pernah bagi duit raya kot
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Post time 11-10-2024 03:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kena lah fahami ayat tersirat pompuan

Awak terlalu baik = nonek awak terlalu kecil
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Post time 11-10-2024 03:21 PM | Show all posts
too perfect = membosankan kot.. tak de excitement. hidup mendatar aje, takde gaduh2 hehehe
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Post time 11-10-2024 03:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
smurfetz replied at 11-10-2024 03:21 PM
too perfect = membosankan kot.. tak de excitement. hidup mendatar aje, takde gaduh2 hehehe

nak gaduh2?? Kang disepaknya cam bola...
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Post time 11-10-2024 05:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
yg bini tu mcm muka faith sikit..
anggap la jodoh dh expired
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Post time 11-10-2024 05:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Awak terlalu sempurna untuk saya
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Post time 11-10-2024 06:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
She’s just not into you. Macam2 alasan la dia kasik
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Post time 11-10-2024 06:37 PM | Show all posts
Awak terlalu baik untuk saya
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Post time 11-10-2024 06:37 PM | Show all posts
mental...
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Post time 11-10-2024 06:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ayat tgh up skrg oleh cikki2 verangan.. "nonchalant guy"
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Post time 11-10-2024 06:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Setuju dgn bini dia. Terlalu baik ni annoying.
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Post time 11-10-2024 08:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
PEREMPUAN BODOH SIAL
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Post time 11-10-2024 08:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nak cari lelaki bermasalah biar hidup kau colourful eh?

Pergi kahwin dengan tokan dadah macam El Pacho je ye senahhh
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Post time 11-10-2024 09:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Suka bad boy kot ..
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Post time 12-10-2024 08:36 AM | Show all posts
pada pandangan ai, perempuan ni takleh dgn sifat2 perfectionist yg annoying seperti cerewet, narsistik dll.....
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Post time 12-10-2024 10:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sama je dgn lelaki2 diluar sana
"awak terlalu baik utk saya"

dah tooo??
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Post time 12-10-2024 10:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ni script lazim sis guna dulu bila nak byebye....ure too good for me, u deserve better......tapi sbb taknak org tu meroyan
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Post time 12-10-2024 11:24 AM | Show all posts
awak terlalu baik utk saya
sya nk yg jahat skit nakal2
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Post time 15-10-2024 09:02 AM | Show all posts
teringat zaman kaka peak dulu, majalah wisel cover dia di pas-pas kat aspuri yer

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