10 Vintage Beauty Products That Are Just Too Bizarre

ninja boy · Post time 25-2-2016 10:53 PM

Almost all of us use beauty products. Because we all feel we aren't 'that' beautiful so let's put some stupid cream to 'enhance' our beauty and make those people who don't like us, fall in love with us. Rationality and humans don't go together always.
Some beauty products are good in the sense that they work at least, but history has seen some really buzzard beauty products. Here's a list of some really weird products used in the past.

The Perm Thing: The grass is always greener on the other side

This is the reason that mostly girls with straight hair want curls and vice-versa. This machine helped gave women perms.
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Dry hair

Wet hair is so problematic. We just want our hair to go dry as soon as possible. Earlier, when there was no hair dryer, women had problems. Look at the first prototype of a hair dryer.

ninja boy · Post time 25-2-2016 10:55 PM

Oh, just heating my face

There was a heat mask which helped circulation around your face to grow, but looking at the picture it definitely made you look weird.
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Be glamorous

We all want to be glamorous and have a fair complexion. Standards of beauty, I tell you. Using Forties Glamour Bonnet will make your complexion rosy as the atmospheric pressure is lowered.

ninja boy · Post time 25-2-2016 10:56 PM

Wrinkles: Let's stop the time

We all wish to stop time and remain young forever. Old age is illness and wrinkles, who wants that? No one. So people would look scary for some time to stop the wrinkles from coming. Logic.
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My sun-scream

Before the invention of the sun scream, imagine what people would have done to save themselves from tan? You couldn't think this bizarre. They used a freckle-proof cape. Yea, roaming around like ghosts.

ninja boy · Post time 25-2-2016 10:58 PM

I'm chilled

Ice is a wonderful way to refresh yourself and is used on your face for the very same reason. This mask is far from cool, though.
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You're ugly because

ninja boy · Post time 25-2-2016 10:59 PM

Who wants to be fat?

People have wanted the zero size figure always. They would do anything, ANYTHING to get a good figure, even use the slenderizing machine.
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Removing freckles

Sun is a huge problem for beauty to exist. People try to stay far away from it as possible. If exposed and a problem is seen, they want it to be gone.