MEDICAL HUMOR/QUOTES..

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Quote. Who says medicine and allied healthcare can’t be fun? Medical students and professionals alike know that laughter is the best medicine. Unquote.


So lets have pun



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1. “Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

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Tag jangan tak tag..

matkpop

@Catpaw

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2. “PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”

matkpop

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PristineOne

When a gynae being emcee in health conference
Floor Manager ; " sound check please!"
Emcee ; " testicle...testicle...one two three"

Catpaw

matkpop replied at 14-12-2018 08:39 PM
@Catpaw

Tq tag i mat

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3. “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”

Rainrein

A mother complained to the doctor about her daughter’s strange eating habits.

“All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”
“Eventually,” said the doctor, “she will rise and shine.”

Rainrein

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”

Rainrein

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.

A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

ipes2

NOT A JOKE, A REAL OCCURENCE WHEN I WAS IN COVENTRY

Sorang doctor melayu datang dari Manchester untuk interview utk dapat kerja kat Walsgrave Hospital sama dengan I dan tumpang bilik I dan kami borak so dia citer kisah ni:

Note: nama kita berubah benar bila kita masuk negeri omputeh eg Mohd Kamarul Zaman Bin Haji Ali akan jadi (''Bin Haji, Mohd'' dan kami akan panggil ''Mode. Mode, can I see Mode please'')

A malay man datang ke hospital doc kat atas ni dgn passing bloody stools. Doc kat atas ni kena check dia. Depa borak2 sambil dia check mamat ni dan terpaksa buat DRE (digital rectal examination, ie masuk finger dalam rectum).  Bila finger dah masuk dan dia tgh buat sweep in the rectum tu, doc ni tanya awak asal mana di mesia mat ni kata sekian sekian, dan doc ni kata oh ye ke i pon dari situ, eh u gi skolah mana oh i gi skolah sekian sekian dan doc ni kata eh sy pon; doc lalu tanya you kelas mana tahun berapa dia jawab sekian2 dan doc ni pon kata eh ye ke??? aha, u nama apa? Barulah tahu bahawa tu kawan yg dia rapat jugak semasa sekelas dulu ), sambil finger still dalam rectum mamat tu

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4. “I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

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5. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.”

fixit

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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

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6. “Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”