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RIANZ PARADISE VOL. 61 - VOTE ABPBH & LAGU2 BARU RIZ & NADIA
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Originally posted by azielah_aris at 5-2-2009 04:19 PM 
gile btol ckgu2 ni..:@ :@
skola azie lps ujian bulan 3 nnt nk start klas tambahan utk student2 yg lemah n yg berpotensi dpt 8A..
so ktorg yg nk exam nazak ler nnt..dgr cite blk kul 5.30..
makin tertimbus lerrr bot dakuu nnt..
emm..paling kesian kat budak2 yg x dok hostel lerr..klu yg nek bas tuh,lg sian.. |
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Originally posted by yunt at 5-2-2009 04:25 PM 
makin tertimbus lerrr bot dakuu nnt..
emm..paling kesian kat budak2 yg x dok hostel lerr..klu yg nek bas tuh,lg sian..
skola azie ni dkt ngan kwsn perumahan..
tp masalah utk org2 yg mcm azie..duk agak jauh dr skola n ade yg naek bas..
mane la nk tahan bas kul 5.30..
kalo form 5 tu ade yg da ade lesen moto..senang la jgak..ley kwn2 tumpang..jgn dibwk merempit udah lerr.. |
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meroyan sowang2 ghupe nye..
oke la..
azie nk out dulu..merehatkn kepale yg pening2 lalats ni..
insyaallah mlm nnt azie msok lg.. |
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lerr dah xde org ke....  |
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k.farah)))))))))))))) |
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saje nk menyegarkn otak..
ble la haku nk out ni...
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY : No, I'm BillyAnderson.
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you
to
keepyours.
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than youare.
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HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER : Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do myhomework.
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN : I hope you didn'teither.
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GARY : I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can giveyou.
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MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR : Because of absence.
MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to mewas.
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SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA : Your name on this reportcard.
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TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER : What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't becheating.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't havefeet.
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HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
JOSE : Don't biteany.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of thealphabet."
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX : The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over
defense beforedetail.
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MOTHER : Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunchmoney.
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA : A newbike.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER: (sadly)You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT: (sadly)You don't know myfather
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the
other,
what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Bighands!
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BOY : Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY : No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY : And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY : Thank goodness!
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Post time 5-2-2009 04:20 PM
