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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! 'First Impression' Yang Buat Ko Worang Tak Suka...

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Post time 16-4-2014 09:55 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 01:06 AM
Buat hapa nak dipandang taraf...
Hapa salahnya berselipar Jepong...
Bahasa ini bukangnya tin ...

tu dia......
siap ada slipar jepong bagai tu....

slipar jepong org miskin 2 hingget je sepasang
tu pun beli kt paso malam
org kaya mana la nk pandang
lain padang lain belalang
ada jugak sesetengah org
taraf dipandang, pangkat dijulang

ke guane, pacit?

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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 12:35 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

kucingkarate posted on 16-4-2014 09:55 AM
tu dia......
siap ada slipar jepong bagai tu....



Boleh lar... Bagi upah sebab 'gigeh' mencuba...


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Post time 17-4-2014 10:02 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 12:35 AM
Boleh lar... Bagi upah sebab 'gigeh' mencuba...

huwa....bleh peanut! mekasih, pacit
x sia usaha 'gigeh' kucen karang pantun
pacit esheng mmg terbaik sokmo
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2014 01:19 AM | Show all posts

Ceh!

kucingkarate posted on 17-4-2014 10:02 AM
huwa....bleh peanut! mekasih, pacit
x sia usaha 'gigeh' kucen karang pantun
pacit eshe ...



Nak bodek dapat lebih lar tu... Memang muko tak malu...


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Post time 23-4-2014 12:00 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 23-4-2014 01:19 AM
Nak bodek dapat lebih lar tu... Memang muko tak malu...

ala....pacit 'kan baik? antara SM terbaik lam Cari ni
sbb pacit x dukuts peanuts
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 02:10 AM | Show all posts

Ceh!

kucingkarate posted on 23-4-2014 12:00 PM
ala....pacit 'kan baik? antara SM terbaik lam Cari ni
sbb pacit x dukuts peanuts



Puji baek tapi hehari nak karate aku tu hapa dia...?


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Post time 24-4-2014 09:34 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 02:10 AM
Puji baek tapi hehari nak karate aku tu hapa dia...?

uiks...tu sbb ada org nk kacau, tu yg duk karate je
tau je la kucing ni spisis yg lemah lembut
karang klu ada yg membuli, susah
ni utk pacit
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 12:38 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

kucingkarate posted on 24-4-2014 09:34 AM
uiks...tu sbb ada org nk kacau, tu yg duk karate je
tau je la kucing ni spisis yg lemah lembut
k ...



Lemah lembot ke gini...? Macam adegan dalam filem KL Gengster jer ni...




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Post time 27-4-2014 09:24 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 12:38 AM
Lemah lembot ke gini...? Macam adegan dalam filem KL Gengster jer ni...

hehehe...kdg2 angin puting beliung dtg jugak
saper suruh kacau?
seb baik x kena kame hame ha

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 Author| Post time 29-4-2014 02:03 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

kucingkarate posted on 27-4-2014 09:24 AM
hehehe...kdg2 angin puting beliung dtg jugak
saper suruh kacau?
seb baik x kena kame hame ha



Rasanya lagi takot kena karate kot... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 29-4-2014 09:41 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 29-4-2014 02:03 AM
Rasanya lagi takot kena karate kot... Heh! Heh! Heh!

uiks...ada ke takut kena karate dr kame hame ha?
kame hame ha tu terus terbakar, karate mesti sakit je....hahaha





takut sakitkah? larikkkk!!!
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 Author| Post time 30-4-2014 01:52 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

kucingkarate posted on 29-4-2014 09:41 AM
uiks...ada ke takut kena karate dr kame hame ha?
kame hame ha tu terus terbakar, karate mesti sak ...



Ko salah paham ni... Aku bukan takot terbakar hapa tu... Kalau karate takot Tangan ko tu lar patah... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 30-4-2014 09:39 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 30-4-2014 01:52 AM
Ko salah paham ni... Aku bukan takot terbakar hapa tu... Kalau karate takot Tangan ko tu lar p ...

nanti kucen tuko tgn besi
pinjam ngan transformers 'bumblebee'
baru x patah....hehehe
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Post time 30-4-2014 09:42 AM | Show all posts
tmbh stu lagik bersikap serba taw serba serbi..

cite psl dari sekecik kuman smpi sebeso gajah smer dia taw
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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 01:22 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

kucingkarate posted on 30-4-2014 09:39 AM
nanti kucen tuko tgn besi
pinjam ngan transformers 'bumblebee'
baru x patah....hehehe



Takpe... Aku tunggu jerlah tu nanti... Heh! Heh! Heh!




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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 01:28 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

genchi posted on 30-4-2014 09:42 AM
tmbh stu lagik bersikap serba taw serba serbi..

cite psl dari sekecik kuman smpi sebeso gajah sme ...



Kira wokeh lar tu lagi sebab dia tahu setakat gajah jer... Kalau dia tahu sampai dinasor...?




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Post time 4-5-2014 11:26 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 01:22 AM
Takpe... Aku tunggu jerlah tu nanti... Heh! Heh! Heh!

kita sama2 tunggu la...

seram nengok robot live tu
sian jugak ngan org yg jd robot tu. mesti panas gilier pakai kostum
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 12:13 PM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

kucingkarate posted on 4-5-2014 11:26 AM
kita sama2 tunggu la...

seram nengok robot live tu



Cuba ko bayangkang worang yang bawak watak C3PO ngan R2D2... Itu memang betol punya worang tu kat dalam tu...


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Post time 5-5-2014 12:55 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 12:13 PM
Cuba ko bayangkang worang yang bawak watak C3PO ngan R2D2... Itu memang betol punya worang tu  ...

lam citer bkn org 'kan? dia punyer CGI je
klu sungguh la org duk dlm tu, berapa jam sehari nk pasang semata2 nk jd robot?
ada yg pingsan dulu sbb panas & penat
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2014 03:07 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

kucingkarate posted on 5-5-2014 12:55 PM
lam citer bkn org 'kan? dia punyer CGI je
klu sungguh la org duk dlm tu, berapa jam sehari nk pas ...



Worang betol lar... Dah mereka dah pong diaktakang setuju untok kembali semula bersama Star Wars Episode VII...





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