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Author: Missfadh

[Geng] Rumah Kaki Royan Part 182

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Post time 26-7-2024 12:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bila nasi dah jadi bubur x de guna dah nk meraung nangis,
“ kalaulahh aku betul sukat air tadi mesti x kan jadi bubur”
“ kalaulahh aku x leka sembang masa sukat air…”
“ kalaulahhh suami aku x kacau aku masak nasi …”

Kalau itu, kalau ini
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Makan je lahh.. ermm adjust buat nasi punten pun sedap juga
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Seeee.. kalau kena cara, bubur pun boleh adjusted dan remodelled ikut taste tekak klu sedeh dgn result bubur nasi. Tp minta mahap la kalau brharap ia jd sebutir nasi semula. Ia tak mustahil tp kena guna hi-tech la
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Modify it when u cannot undo an irreversible
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kat lengan den ada secoet liquid trapped. Pagi kelmarin masak bekal utk h pastu masa tgh ambil sesudu utk rasa, tiber setitis kuah trjatuh atas lengan. Aduhaii melompat den kat h yg tgh buat kerja bila rasa lecur pedih kt lengan. Baru setitis ja dah burnt. Belum lg api neraka. Insoffffnyerr bila tringat neraka
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mujur ada aloe vera..cepat2 kite sapu. Lupa nak cuci terus sapu. Pedih ya ampunnnn. Tamo jd parut
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ngadu kt h lengan kte pedih pastu h hembus2 kt tempat pedih tu lps buh aloe vera.. pedihnye rasa nk nangiss. Pastu ckp kt h tgokla ni lengan smpi terrlecur masakkan bekal utk dia. Huhuhuu. Saje je ckp gitu nk mngada.. hihi. Walhal mmg salah cuai sendiri. Pastu h kata takpe syurga buat istriku. Eeeii dgr h cakap camtu tuu hilang terus pedih lengan den Pastu kte smbung lg kata syurga paling tgi tau..ada sungai-sungai indahhh dan ada bidadara! H gelak then kata semuanya muka abang! Hahahahaha .. pecah gelak den dgr h laju kata gitu. Taleh aku bayang toleh sana sini semuanya muka laki aku. Dlm imaginasi kte bidadara tu berpakaian serba putih mcm jubah n berambut panjang ada lilitan reben putih panjang (errrkk pengaruh cite immortal cina). I kenot tahan gelak kalau ada 1000 bidadara keliling gue semuanya muka h Kompius den yg mana satu my real h. Sambung sembang merapu dgn h, nanti kte kumpulkan semua bidadara tu n minta the real h munculkn diri. Kikiki..
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
H kena janji utk muncul okeh!
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Post time 26-7-2024 01:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Okeh habiss.. Skrg ni ada liquid trapped tatau la nk pecahkn ke biarkn je eh klu pecahkn pastu sapu aloe vera okay x ye
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Post time 26-7-2024 02:18 PM | Show all posts
Tgh fikir menu diet utk seminggu. Hrp2 rajin la masak ari2. risau ujung2 mkn kat luar je. Punah diet.
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Post time 26-7-2024 02:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
miss_pooh replied at 26-7-2024 10:02 AM
Dlu 1st time try makan siput sedut, kawan siap buat tutorial ajar den makan.. tp idok reti lerr juga ...

Tercekik tak apa, tak sengaja, dimaafkan di sisi syarak, selagi ada "ter" memang tak apa
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 Author| Post time 26-7-2024 06:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
miss_pooh replied at 25-7-2024 08:04 AM
Semalam ada baca somthg.. prkongsian sorg netz itu mngkin mnjawab persoalan kekeliruan yg belenggu d ...

Dia buat apa? Mohon pm.
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Post time 26-7-2024 11:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Takde benda nak royan. Just nak nyanyi
Tiramisu cake, tiramisu cake
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Post time 29-7-2024 11:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Have a lovely day!
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Post time 29-7-2024 03:00 PM | Show all posts
doc melda bacin ni mcm ada masalah hati eh
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Post time 30-7-2024 09:31 AM | Show all posts


bye bye byeeeeee
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Post time 30-7-2024 05:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Argh..nak merentan gak..tak dapat nak masuk rumah kka kepam..kacang kita sikit jeee
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 Author| Post time 31-7-2024 10:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lil_honey replied at 29-7-2024 03:00 PM
doc melda bacin ni mcm ada masalah hati eh

Why? Sheols buat apa? Katanya dah masuk tt. Tak pernah lah nampak buat masa ni.
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Post time 31-7-2024 11:56 AM | Show all posts
Bubbleguppy replied at 30-7-2024 05:29 PM
Argh..nak merentan gak..tak dapat nak masuk rumah kka kepam..kacang kita sikit jeee

Samaaa! Selama ni SR jee. Kena kumpul kacangg
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Post time 31-7-2024 12:33 PM | Show all posts
Missfadh replied at 31-7-2024 10:20 AM
Why? Sheols buat apa? Katanya dah masuk tt. Tak pernah lah nampak buat masa ni.

dia serang dr.raihana tu pulak. yang susu efferty tu..

sheols tak faham konsep ikhtiar kekdahnya
memang dr. raihana dah langgar etika perubatan jual produk, tapi Dr. Melda too harsh ya
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