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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Hobi Ko Worang Yang Dirasakan Luar Daripada Kebiasaan...

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 Author| Post time 12-3-2014 02:34 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

lavendernovella posted on 12-3-2014 02:23 AM
Ikot nisbah ratio antara manusia dan semut ....... "lemah" betol aku berbanding semut ....sbb kada ...



Itu kira bab 'kekuatang'... Cuba kira bab 'kelajuang' plak... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 12-3-2014 02:35 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 12-3-2014 02:32 AM
Tutop jer cermin tu rerapat... Air cond pong jangang bukak... Tapi kena pegi Cameroon Highland ...

hahaha... smbil2 tu, isap rokok secukup rasa.
gamaknya aku mati tk bernafas dlm keta tu je
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2014 02:38 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

ip_lepat posted on 12-3-2014 02:35 AM
hahaha... smbil2 tu, isap rokok secukup rasa.
gamaknya aku mati tk bernafas dlm keta tu je



Agaknya lepas seminggu baru jumpa mayat masa tu kot sebab takde worang peduli pong... Ingatkang kabus biasa jah...


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Post time 12-3-2014 02:42 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 12-3-2014 02:38 AM
Agaknya lepas seminggu baru jumpa mayat masa tu kot sebab takde worang peduli pong... Ingatkan ...

aku lepak tempat yg sepesel, kat R&R highway..hehe
24jam paking situ.. ada le tow truck dtg tarik.
kira masa jumpa, mayat elok lagi..hehe
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Post time 12-3-2014 07:16 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 12-3-2014 02:09 AM
Aku dedulu pernah tido bawah katel... Sejuk jah rasa tido bawah tu...

Errr...

tak tanya pong...
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Post time 13-3-2014 04:35 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 12-3-2014 02:12 AM
Habes lar pipi dia... Elok ko letak serbuk perisa dulu sebelom giget tu...

hahaaa..dah tembam sgt..harus la kene gigit dgn makciknya..
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2014 01:55 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

ip_lepat posted on 12-3-2014 02:42 AM
aku lepak tempat yg sepesel, kat R&R highway..hehe
24jam paking situ.. ada le tow truck dtg tarik ...



Kalau camtu elok jer letak notis terus kat cermin tu... "Awas! Mayat Di Dalam...!"


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 Author| Post time 14-3-2014 01:55 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

ais_kosong posted on 12-3-2014 07:16 AM
Errr...

tak tanya pong...



Cam setekmeng worang jeles jah ni...


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 Author| Post time 14-3-2014 01:56 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

purpledesire posted on 13-3-2014 04:35 PM
hahaaa..dah tembam sgt..harus la kene gigit dgn makciknya..



Pipi aku ni pong tembam gak ni... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 14-3-2014 04:39 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-3-2014 01:55 AM
Kalau camtu elok jer letak notis terus kat cermin tu... "Awas! Mayat Di Dalam...!"

tu klu bunuh diri. boleh letak siap2
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Post time 14-3-2014 08:04 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-3-2014 01:55 AM
Cam setekmeng worang jeles jah ni...

err..


bukang setekmang orang jeles la bedah
kenyataaan meme pahit kang

geeez

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Post time 14-3-2014 01:10 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-3-2014 01:56 AM
Pipi aku ni pong tembam gak ni... Heh! Heh! Heh!

heheee..kalo pipi esheng kene la suruh bini tolong gigitkan..wakakaaa
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2014 09:31 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

ip_lepat posted on 14-3-2014 04:39 AM
tu klu bunuh diri. boleh letak siap2



Worang isap rokok kekepol ni bukeng ke niat dia nak bunuh diri sudah...? Heh! Heh! Heh!


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 Author| Post time 15-3-2014 09:31 AM | Show all posts

A'aaa...

ais_kosong posted on 14-3-2014 08:04 AM
err..



Kenyataang memang pahit... Tu pasal lar ada yang jeles tu...


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 Author| Post time 15-3-2014 09:35 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

purpledesire posted on 14-3-2014 01:10 PM
heheee..kalo pipi esheng kene la suruh bini tolong gigitkan..wakakaaa



Buat aku tingat kat kuceng aku nama Koko jah... Suka benar dia menjilat...


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Post time 15-3-2014 10:43 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 15-3-2014 09:31 AM
Worang isap rokok kekepol ni bukeng ke niat dia nak bunuh diri sudah...? Heh! Heh! Heh!

bunuh diri utk jangkamasa panjang...
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Post time 15-3-2014 04:54 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 15-3-2014 09:35 AM
Buat aku tingat kat kuceng aku nama Koko jah... Suka benar dia menjilat...

heheee..biar sy teka..koko tu mesti dia jilat bulu dia sendiri kan.?
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 Author| Post time 17-3-2014 12:52 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

purpledesire posted on 15-3-2014 04:54 PM
heheee..biar sy teka..koko tu mesti dia jilat bulu dia sendiri kan.?



Bukanglah... Dia jilat jari...


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Post time 17-3-2014 01:01 AM | Show all posts
suka jalan2 bawak keta, pasang radio kuat2 maximum, pastu bawak keta pusing2, tgh2 malam, best sgt, especially klu tgh sedih
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 Author| Post time 17-3-2014 01:15 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 17-3-2014 01:01 AM
suka jalan2 bawak keta, pasang radio kuat2 maximum, pastu bawak keta pusing2, tgh2 malam, best sgt,  ...



Ko pasang radio ke CD lagu...?


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