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DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE
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MYL 16/8/03 – Part 1
Mr. Brown: Right. Now, pay attention everyone. As you may recall, the last time we met, I give you each for your homework a different task to do over the weekend. Hope you've all done them. Now I want each of you to stand up and give me a report on your various activities, alright? We start from the back shall we, with you Jamila. Your homework was the visit to the cinema. Would you like to tell us about a film you saw?
Jamila : It was be about most beautiful top-class Indian girl whose fell in love with a boy from bottom-class.
Mr. Brown: Lower class.
Jamila : Ha....but the girl's father say no be get marry. So, they ran away. But father is catch them and chopped off boy's leggies. Later father be die. One day, girl is see beggar man in street. It's her sweetheart. Oh, she cry....no be like this, you be marry me. Ok, he says I be home and make myself nice.
Mr. Brown: Oh, with no leggy?
Jamila : Yes, so he go. No..she cry agd run after him. Bramm.....big motorcar hit her and killed her.
All : Ahh...:cry:.
Jamila : It's the most miserable story and I enjoyed it very much.
Mr. Brown: Good! Well done Jamila, very good. Taro?
Taro : Ah so.
Mr. Brown: Your homework was visit to London Zoo. Tell us about it.
Taro : Arrived at London Zoo-o.
Mr. Brown: No, no. Taro, no. London Zoo. Start again.
Taro : Arrived at London-o Zoo.
Mr. Brown: London Zoo. There are no 'o's.
Ali : Oh, yes please. There are two 'o's in London and two 'o's in Zoo.
Mr. Brown: That’s absolutely correct Ali but I’m referring to the ends of the words, alright. Carry on Taro but do try to get out of the habit of ending everything in 'o'.
Taro : I try.
Mr. Brown: Good.
Taro : Went first to see buffal.
Mr. Brown: Buffal??
Taro : Like a big bull.
Mr. Brown: A buffalo?
Taro : Buffalo???? Taro confused-o.
Mr. Brown: Words that end in 'o' like buffalo or radio or vertigo, you pronounce the 'o' and where there is no, you don’t add one. Understand?
Taro : Yes-o.
Mr. Brown: Oh, I give up. Alright Taro, thank you. Now, Ali?
Ali : Yes, please.
Mr. Brown: I asked you to read one of Shakespeare's plays. Were you able to do it?
Ali : Most definitely! I'm reading about Sherlock.
Mr. Brown: You mean Shylock?
Ali : Yes, please. The Merchant of Venice.
Mr. Brown: Aa....good. Carry on.
Ali : First of all, there's lady Porta.
Mr. Brown: Her name was Portia.
Ali : Yes, please. A man called Bassanio is fancying this lady Porta er, Portia but he is broken.
Mr. Brown: Broken what?
Ali : Stony-broken.....no money.
Mr. Brown: Oh....you mean broke. Carry on.
Ali : So, he's going to see his friend Antonio and saying "Oh! Please be lending me 3 thousand buckets".
Mr. Brown: Ducats.
Ali : Sorry, please. Antonio was also broken so he's going to Shylock the money lending man and asking him to lend him the money. Shylock is agree on one condition, if in 3 months' time he's not paying him back the money and Shylock would cut off a pound of Antonio fleshy.
Ranjit : Why he want a pound of human flesh?
Giovanni : Might be he's one of them cannonballs. 
Mr. Brown: Cannibals!
Ali : Oh no! He's doing it because he's not liking Antonio. Anyway, Antonio was in a bigger trouble. He wrecked all his chips.
Mr. Brown: Ships!
Ali : Ships. And he's not be able to pay back the money and now Shylock is wanting his pound of flesh. But Lady Portia is pretending to be a lawyer man and she saying agreement is for one pound of flesh and no dropping of blood. Shylock has had it!
Ranjit : How can he have had it when he has not getting it?
Ali : You damn fool! You're not understanding the Queen's English.
Ranjit : I know the Queen is English. You think I'm stupid?
Ali : Most definitely.
Ranjit : Grrr....
Mr. Brown: Ok, thank you Ali. Well done. Well, Su Lee. Your task was a visit to the Petticoat Lane?
Su Lee : Petticoat Rane (=Lane) very disappointing.
Mr. Brown: Why is that?
Su Lee : Not see one petticoat!
Mr. Brown: Petticoat Lane is just a name of a place.
[ Last edited by katt on 18-8-2003 at 07:27 AM ] |
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membaca dgn teliti...mmmmmm...tq katt...i missed the show...mmmmmm... |
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Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬衻 at 2003-8-17 03:46 AM:
Sape pelakon musim sebelum ni yg ditamatkan wataknya......
Atau ingrid dan zoltan ni ditambahkan watak..maksudnya student jadi bertamabah ramai la..
seingat aku lar kan..
tiada pelakon yg ditamatkan wataknya..
cuma tambah 2 pelakon tu jer..
tapi utk season ke brapa ntah..aderlah watak yg kena terminate nanti.. |
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MYL 16/8/03 – Part 2
Mr. Brown: Well Ranjit....your task was a visit to Highgate Cemetery.
Ranjit : And I'm finding it very interesting.
Mr. Brown: Good. Tell us all about it.
Ranjit : Firstly, I'm seeing the burying place of Karl Marx.
Mr. Brown: Ahh....the Father of Communism.
Ranjit : But I'm not understanding which one he was.
Mr. Brown: Sorry, I don't understand.
Ranjit : Was it Chico, Harpo or Groucho?
Mr. Brown: Karl Marx was not one of the Marx Brothers.
Ranjit : Thousand apologies.
Mr. Brown: What else did you see?
Ranjit : I'm seeing many beautiful gravy stones.
Mr. Brown: Gravestones.
Ranjit : That is correct and some of them have written beautiful words. (* I've left out the wordings on the stone *)
Giovanni : Sob...sob!
Mr. Brown: What's the matter Giovanni?
Giovanni : I can't help it Professori, so sad. That poor husband. He must have loved his wife very much.
Ranjit : Please don't upsetting yourself. The husband is being very happy.
Giovanni : How do you know?
Ranjit : He's dying the year after.
Giovanni : Oh! Thank goodness. I'm so happy for him!
Ranjit : And they're both being football fan.
Mr. Brown: How on earth do you know?
Ranjit : He's having put on his stone.....United Forever.
Mr. Brown: Ranjit.....it refers to him being re-united with his wife.
Ranjit : Thousand apologies.
Mr. Brown: Thank you. Well done. Right, Giovanni. Have you covered sufficiently about your trip to Speakers' Corner.
Giovanni : Hokie kokie. First I take the tube to 'Heidi' (=Hyde) Park. Then, for an hour.....nothing.
Mr. Brown: What do you mean, nothing?
Giovanni : Nobody was there.
Mr. Brown: On a Sunday morning?
Giovanni : That's right.
Mr. Brown: That's strange. There's always people at Speakers' Corner every weekend.
Giovanni : I asked a policeman, why is there nobody here? And I find out why there’s nobody there?
Mr. Brown: Why is there nobody there?
Giovanni : I was at the wrong corner!
The students' list of performance (yang tak jadi  )
Zoltan Hungarian magic
Giovanni Impersonating his butcher
Danielle Imaginary Striptease
Taro Japanese traditional song
Anna Animal impressions
Su Lee Political speech
Ali & Ranjit Comedy sketch
Jamila English poetry
Juan Joke
Ingrid & Max Juggling
Juan's joke
Mr. Brown: And now, from Spain......to entertain you comes Juan Cervantes.
Juan : So right, so right, so right. Mr. Brown, he tell you I am from Spain. That surprise you, ah? When I speak, I have no accent at all. In Spain, one times, I was going to be the bull fighter. One Sunday afternoon, I go to the bull fight and they put me in the bull ring. (He imitates the sound of the trumpet) The bull comes out. I look at the bull and the bull look at me. He look at me.....the bull look at me and I look at the bull and you know what, hehe....the bull was better looking than me. Hey, why you don't laugh? So, right. So, I not become the bull fighter because I don't kill pretty bulls. Haha....good, ah? (poor Juan, nobody is laughing at his joke).
Juan : You never saw me dancing the Flamenco, I do it very good.....(very funny scene, Juan nak menari tapi terjatuh )
[ Last edited by katt on 18-8-2003 at 07:21 AM ] |
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mmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmm...tq.....hahahhahaahhaahahah... |
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Originally posted by katt at 2003-8-18 01:16 AM:
Ranjit : How can he have had it when he has not getting it?
Ali : You damn fool! You're not understanding the Queen抯 English.
Ranjit : I know the Queen is English. You think I'm stupid?
Ali : Most definitely.
LOL  ...aku suka part nie |
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tumpang ketawa gak...awaawawawawawwwww... |
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salam sayang KAtt Dearie...
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thanks a lot..appreciate it...sayang:bg::bg::bg::bg: |
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Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-8-18 02:06 PM:
thanks a lot..appreciate it...sayang:bg::bg::bg::bg:
a ah..lupa lak aku..thank you katt ;) |
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salam and hi La lune..
Originally posted by seribulan at 2003-8-18 14:11:
hi M...
apa habaq hang??? |
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Originally posted by katt at 18-8-2003 01:29 AM:
Mr. Brown: Well Ranjit....your task was a visit to Highgate Cemetery.
Ranjit : And I'm finding it very interesting.
Mr. Brown: Good. Tell us all about it.
Ranjit : Firstly, I'm seeing the burying place of Karl Marx.
Mr. Brown: Ahh....the Father of Communism.
Ranjit : But I'm not understanding which one he was.
Mr. Brown: Sorry, I don't understand.
Ranjit : Was it Chico, Harpo or Groucho?
Mr. Brown: Karl Marx was not one of the Marx Brothers.
Ranjit : Thousand apologies.
Mr. Brown: What else did you see?
Ranjit : I'm seeing many beautiful gravy stones.
Mr. Brown: Gravestones.
Ranjit : That is correct and some of them have written beautiful words. (* I've left out the wordings on the stone *)
Giovanni : Sob...sob!
Mr. Brown: What's the matter Giovanni?
Giovanni : I can't help it Professori, so sad. That poor husband. He must have loved his wife very much.
Ranjit : Please don't upsetting yourself. The husband is being very happy.
Giovanni : How do you know?
Ranjit : He's dying the year after.
Giovanni : Oh! Thank goodness. I'm so happy for him!
Ranjit : And they're both being football fan.
Mr. Brown: How on earth do you know?
Ranjit : He's having put on his stone.....United Forever.
Mr. Brown: Ranjit.....it refers to him being re-united with his wife.
Ranjit : Thousand apologies.
Ini part lawak giler dalam episod ni selain dialog taro gi zoo..
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Originally posted by katt at 18-8-2003 01:29 AM:
Mr. Brown: And now, from Spain......to entertain you comes Juan Cervantes.
Juan : So right, so right, so right. Mr. Brown, he tell you I am from Spain. That surprise you, ah? When I speak, I have no accent at all. In Spain, one times,
Satu lagi lawak..wakakkakakakakakakka..na pecah perut aku tgk muka juan..
TQ again katt for the recaps..:sp::sp: |
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Originally posted by mbhcsf at 18-8-2003 02:33 PM:
apa habaq hang???
habaq baik...hang camne?? dah makan...
ps...dude ...apa habaq hang??? |
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seek1u This user has been deleted
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Originally posted by seribulan at 18-8-2003 02:40 PM:
habaq baik...hang camne?? dah makan...
ps...dude ...apa habaq hang???
BAik..thanks 4 asking.:sp: |
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Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬衻 at 2003-8-18 02:36 PM:
Satu lagi lawak..wakakkakakakakakakka..na pecah perut aku tgk muka juan..
TQ again katt for the recaps..:sp::sp:
kuikuikui...aku pun tak tahan tgk expression muka si Juan masa tu..
[ Last edited by yellow belmont on 19-8-2003 at 12:59 AM ] |
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Originally posted by fly_in_d_sky at 2003-8-19 12:07 AM:
pastu Giovanni n girl from Sweden buat juggling ..
smua pecah ....
errr..bukan si Max ker? |
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Post time 18-8-2003 01:16 AM
Post time 18-8-2003 01:21 AM
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