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DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE

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Post time 24-8-2003 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 24-8-2003 01:16 PM:
Hmm.....

I'm still doing the re-caps.....and I take back what I said earlier about the episode not being funny. The part with the crossword puzzle's simply hilarious. So, harap bersabar everyo ...

Of course..hehe..buat sesusah je katt..:sp::sp:
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Post time 24-8-2003 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by yellow belmont at 24-8-2003 12:47 PM:
aiseymen..camner blh miss? :stp:

takper..nanti ko baca recaps katt pasal conversation Danielle ngan Ms. Courtney..aku rasa ko mesti suka punya


[ Last ...

Tetido la..wake up at 1.20..so aku nak sambung lagi 10 minit..then terus terlelap sampai pagii..
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Post time 24-8-2003 07:44 PM | Show all posts
aiseh... tensen tul semalam.... agaknyer citer hindustan tu terlajak time kot...
sbb tu MYL semalam tetiba jer terus start part crossword puzzle tu... yg lagik tensen lepas iklan dah terus sambung part mana tah... tensen + bengang aku dibuatnyer.... tapi aku dah tengok dah episode yg ni.... dolu
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Post time 25-8-2003 12:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aYuGiLeR at 24-8-2003 07:44 PM:
aiseh... tensen tul semalam.... agaknyer citer hindustan tu terlajak time kot...
sbb tu MYL semalam tetiba jer terus start part crossword puzzle tu... yg lagik tensen lepas iklan dah terus sambung ...

Ye ke ayu ? hehe..nasib baik aku tak tgk..kekke

Tapi rugila miss ni..hehe..takde modal nak sembang ngan kowang..
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Post time 25-8-2003 12:28 AM | Show all posts

Mind Your Language – 24 August 2003

THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE


Mr. Brown: Anybody know?

Anna       : Ya. Feminine of horse, mare.

Mr. Brown: Well done!

Ali           : Exsqueeze me please! (= Excuse)

Mr. Brown: Yes, Ali?

Ali           : I'm thinking mare is not feminine.

Mr. Brown: Yes, it is.

Ali           : Oh no! Mayor of London is definitely masculine! (Mayor's pronounciation = mare)

Mr. Brown: That is a different sort of mayor. That's M-A-Y-O-R.

Ali           : Jelly good!

Mr. Brown: Ranjit! 3-across, not down.

Ranjit      : I'm knowing it's not down because you're saying it across.

Mr. Brown: NOT DOWN is the clue!

Ranjit      : Thousand apologies!

Mr. Brown: Well, what is the answer?

Ranjit      : NO! WHAT is not the answer! The answer is UP. (Ranjit’s being very smart, here)

Mr. Brown: Thank you (amused by his answer). Hah, Giovanni. 6-across, a punctuation mark used to indicate antithesis or quotation?

Giovanni  : Completely blank (funny expression on Giovanni's face). Ask me another.

Mr. Brown: Come along, think. I give you another clue, it's not a comma but it begins with a C.

Giovanni  : Cuestion mark!

Mr. Brown: Don't be ridiculous! Anybody know?

Taro        : Colon.

Mr. Brown: Good! Well done. Right, Ali.....7-across, a word to describe a set of 4 musicians?

Ali           : BEATLES!

Mr. Brown: No, not a group although Beatles were one of this.

Ali           : Oh blimey!

Mr. Brown: Now, think! If you have a cake and cut it to 4, you then have ?

Ali           : Pieces!

Mr. Brown: Yeah. What is each piece called?

Ali           : A slice!

Mr. Brown: Quarter!

Ali           : Jelly good!

Mr. Brown: Now, what do we call 4 musicians? Anybody?

Danielle   : Quar....Quartet?

Mr. Brown: Good! Quartet. Su Lee, 8-across, to tell an untruth?

Su Lee     : To spread....(the usual political speech)

Mr. Brown: The answer is LIE.

Su Lee     : Same thing!

Mr. Brown: That's a matter of opinion. Right. Err, Jamila....1-down, plural of mouse?

Jamila      : Err, mouses?

Mr. Brown: No, Jamila. Think! Look, look at the board, M-blank-C-blank. Any idea?

Jamila      : No, Masterji. I'm also be blank.

Mr. Brown: MICE!

Jamila      : Haa…Mickey!

Mr. Brown: Mickey?

Jamila      : Haa....Mickey Mouses.

Mr. Brown: Mice!

Jamila      : Sorry, Masterji.

Mr. Brown: Right. Aaa.....Taro?

Taro        : Ah so!

Mr. Brown: 2-down, to consign or dismiss to an inferior position. Do you have any answer?

Taro        : Not know-o question-o!

Mr. Brown: When a team finishes at the bottom of a league? It means that they are ?

Taro        : Very bad-o team-o!

Mr. Brown: They get relegated! So, the answer to 2-down is RELEGATE. Err, Max?

Max         : Yes, boss!

Mr. Brown: 4-down, the opposite of wealth?

Max         : ?!?

Mr. Brown: No.

Max         : Broke?

Mr. Brown: If you're very poor, what state are you in?

Max         : Desperate!
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Post time 25-8-2003 12:36 AM | Show all posts

MYL - Part 2

Mr. Brown: Can anybody tell me the rule of I and E? Jamila?

Jamila      : I before E, except after C. (= a rhyme to help people spell words like receive)

Mr. Brown: Very good!. Juan? Juan!!! (Juan's busy looking at Su Lee )

Juan        : Si Senor!

Mr. Brown: You are not paying attention.

Juan        : Si! I pay attention.

Mr. Brown: Alright. What did I just say?

Juan        : You say, "Juan, you're not paying attention".

Mr. Brown: Quiet! (everyone’s laughing at Juan) Before that, Juan?

Juan        : Err, before that....you're right. I don't pay attention.

Mr. Brown: We were discussing I before E, except after C.

Juan        : So right!

Mr. Brown: Spell receipt.

Juan        : Por ta vor?

Mr. Brown: You heard. Spell 'receipt'.

Juan        : Ehh....R-E-C, err....I before E except C....E!

Mr. Brown: Good!

Juan        : I-T! (Juan's forgotten the P)



Mr. Brown: Come on, think. What comes after the letter Q?

Max         : R!

Mr. Brown: R?

Max         : Sure, L M N O P Q R.

Mr. Brown: We're discussing the spelling not the alphabet. If a word begins with Q, what is the next letter?

Max         : I don't know, boss.

Mr. Brown: U.

Max         : Me what?

Mr. Brown: Q-U. Only U can follow a Q.

Max         : Hokey. (but he's totally confused)



The cute baby in the pram

Mr. Brown    : Is it something I've done?

Ms. Courtney: I sincerely hope not! Take a look at that!

Mr. Brown    : It's a pram.

Ms. Courtney: Oh well done, Mr. Brown! What you normally associate with prams?

Mr. Brown    : Babies?

Ms. Courtney: Exactly.

Mr. Brown    : You're not, are you?

Ms. Courtney: Not what??

Mr. Brown    : Expecting?

Ms. Courtney: Oh, don't be ridiculous!

Baby crying..

Mr. Brown    : What was that?

Ms. Courtney: Well, look in the pram.

Mr. Brown    : It's a baby!

Ms. Courtney: Well, it’s certainly not a cocker spaniel.

Mr. Brown    : No, you mustn't worry, Ms. Courtney.

Ms. Courtney: I beg your pardon?

Mr. Brown    : These things happen, even in the best families. There's no shame these days being an unmarried mother.

Ms. Courtney: Oh, you silly little man!! It's not mine. I found it in the canteen.
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Post time 25-8-2003 12:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by yellow belmont at 2003-8-24 12:47 PM:

takper..nanti ko baca recaps katt pasal conversation Danielle ngan Ms. Courtney..aku rasa ko mesti suka punya


Hmm.....the dialogue between Danielle and Ms. Courtney will be posted later. Tak sempat re-cap......sabar ye. Esok or lusa, Insya Allah.

Kalau tak faham pasal the dialogues, feel free to ask......:2cool:.
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Post time 25-8-2003 12:57 AM | Show all posts
Hehhe..tq katt..rugi tak tgk la..

Pram tu apa benda katt ? :stp::stp:
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Post time 25-8-2003 01:09 AM | Show all posts
Pram = kereta sorong baby
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Post time 25-8-2003 01:51 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬衻 at 2003-8-24 05:39 PM:
Tetido la..wake up at 1.20..so aku nak sambung lagi 10 minit..then terus terlelap sampai pagii..


moral of the story: lain kali jgn sambung tidur lagi
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Post time 25-8-2003 01:54 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aYuGiLeR at 2003-8-24 07:44 PM:
aiseh... tensen tul semalam.... agaknyer citer hindustan tu terlajak time kot...
sbb tu MYL semalam tetiba jer terus start part crossword puzzle tu... yg lagik tensen lepas iklan dah terus sambung ...


tu la pasal..walaupun dulu dah penah tgk
tapi ttp bengang gak ngan TV2 semalam..huh!
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Post time 25-8-2003 01:56 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 2003-8-25 12:44 AM:
Hmm.....the dialogue between Danielle and Ms. Courtney will be posted later. Tak sempat re-cap......sabar ye. Esok or lusa, Insya Allah.

Kalau tak faham pasal the dialogues, feel free to ask.... ...


hokie dokie
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Post time 25-8-2003 02:05 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 2003-8-25 12:28 AM:
Mr. Brown: Thank you (amused by his answer). Hah, Giovanni. 6-across, a punctuation mark used to indicate antithesis or quotation?

Giovanni  : Completely blank (funny expression on Giovanni's face). Ask me another.

Mr. Brown: U.

Max         : Me what?

Mr. Brown: Q-U. Only U can follow a Q.

Max         : Hokey. (but he's totally confused)


lucu tul tgk ekspressi muka diorg berdua time nih..
betul2 muka bengang habis


Mr. Brown: You are not paying attention.

Juan        : Si! I pay attention.

Mr. Brown: Alright. What did I just say?

Juan        : You say, "Juan, you're not paying attention".

Mr. Brown: Quiet! (everyone抯 laughing at Juan) Before that, Juan?

Juan        : Err, before that....you're right. I don't pay attention.


yg nie pun lawak jer tgk gaya si Juan

~~~~~~

thanks katt ;)


[ Last edited by yellow belmont on 25-8-2003 at 02:08 AM ]
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Post time 25-8-2003 03:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 25-8-2003 01:09 AM:
Pram = kereta sorong baby

OOoo..i c...hehe.thanks katt..,never heard of this b4 ..lol..lol..
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Post time 25-8-2003 03:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by yellow belmont at 25-8-2003 01:51 AM:
moral of the story: lain kali jgn sambung tidur lagi

Hehhe..tu la pasal..dah terlanjur, takleh patah balik..hehe:cry::cry:
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Post time 25-8-2003 05:20 PM | Show all posts
aku missed!

sebab hindustan tu sikit ler punya lama ... penat aku tunggu. last2 aku tertido ..

tapi .. thanks to katt and her recaps .. rasa cam nengok lak!
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 Author| Post time 25-8-2003 11:19 PM | Show all posts

hahaha SAYANG KAtt DEARIEEEEE..how are you..

Mr. Brown: That's a matter of opinion. Right. Err, Jamila....1-down, plural of mouse?

Jamila      : Err, mouses?

Mr. Brown: No, Jamila. Think! Look, look at the board, M-blank-C-blank. Any idea?

Jamila      : No, Masterji. I'm also be blank.


Mr. Brown: MICE!

Jamila      : Haa匨ickey!

Mr. Brown: Mickey?

Jamila      : Haa....Mickey Mouses.

Mr. Brown: Mice!

Jamila      : Sorry, Masterji.



salam...
ini berlaku pada my Taiwanese friend tau,  dia cakap DA you could buy a lot of MOUSES anywhere  in any shop..
lepas tu satu org  putih ni gelak...( kwn we all) dia kata ..well err..guys... it 's mice not MOUSES...dia  senyum  jerr ..

as usual,bless you KAtt,  really appreciate this but kalau you mampu baguslah..i sukerr sesangat ...tapi kalau tak ..tak per bukan aper i kesian kat you took the trouble..but ..i like it and i want you  to know that i really appreciate this.
:bg::bg::bg::bg:
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Post time 26-8-2003 12:09 AM | Show all posts

MYL - PART 3

The miscommunication between Danielle and Ms. Courtney


Danielle       : What am I going to do?

Giovanni      : Not to worry, we'll find him for you. We search the whole school.

Danielle       : Sid and Gladys, they have looked everywhere.

Ali               : Maybe he's been babynapped.

Jamila         : You be mean kidnapped!

Ali               : Yes, please.

Danielle       : Mr. and Mrs. Barkley, they are going to kill me! How am I going to tell them that I have lost their baby?

Ranjit          : Why not write them a letter?

Max             : I got ha good hidea. If someone stole Danielle's baby, why not we go houtside and steal someone else's baby!

Anna            : Don't be so stupid, Max! (and she hit Max sekali!)

Ms. Courtney: Oh, settle down and study your books! Now, why are you crying?

Danielle       : Ms. Courtney, I've done something very bad.

Ms. Courtney: What you do outside is no concern of mine.

Danielle       : Where's my baby?

Ms. Courtney: Baby? Oh, so it's yours, is it?

Danielle       : You know about it?

Ms. Courtney: I found it.

Danielle       : Thank heavens! I must go to him!

Ms. Courtney: Now, just a minute. Come here, I want a word with you. I know we live in a permissive society and these things are not uncommon but you must think of the baby. Why, don't you love him a little?

Danielle       : I love him very much!

Ms. Courtney: Good. You know who the father is?

Danielle       : Yes.

Ms. Courtney: Why haven't you consider marrying him?

Danielle       : How can I? He's only 9 months old!

Ms. Courtney: Not the baby, the father!

Danielle       : I don't think his wife will be very happy.

Ms. Courtney: He's a married man?!

Danielle       : Yes.

Ms. Courtney: Oh well, that's typical! They don't care who they'll get into trouble.

Danielle        : It wasn't his fault, it was his wife's idea.

Ms. Courtney: Good heavens! How awful! Do your parents know the situation you're in?

Danielle       : Yes!

Ms. Courtney: Surely they don't approve?

Danielle       : Certainly! Next year my sister's coming to England to do the same.

Ms. Courtney:   Extraordinary!! (her expression was priceless ^_^)

Danielle       : Oh no. Many French girls wants to be au pair.

Ms. Courtney: Au pair? (= a young foreigner who lives with a family in return for doing light housework)

Danielle       : Yes.

Ms. Courtney: This baby, it belongs to the family you worked for?

Danielle       : Thats right.

Ms. Courtney: Thank heavens for that!

Danielle       : Pardon?

Ms. Courtney: Doesn't matter.


The End ^_^.

[ Last edited by katt on 26-8-2003 at 12:15 AM ]
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Post time 26-8-2003 12:19 AM | Show all posts

No problemo ^_^

Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-8-25 11:19 PM:
salam...

as usual,bless you KAtt,  really appreciate this but kalau you mampu baguslah..i sukerr sesangat ...tapi kalau tak ..tak per bukan aper i kesian kat you took the trouble..but ..i like it and i want you  to know that i really appreciate this.


I'm just fine, thank you :2cool:.

It's no trouble at all.....I love sharing these with all of you here. Glad to know that all of you guys enjoyed the recaps ;).
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Post time 26-8-2003 12:49 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 2003-8-26 12:09 AM:
Max             : I got ha good hidea. If someone stole Danielle's baby, why not we go houtside and steal someone else's baby!

Anna            : Don't be so stupid, Max! (and she hit Max sekali!)


Anna nie garang kan..selalu si Max jadi mangsa kena pukul ngan dia
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