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got some jokes -
how sometimes fights started between couples
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
and then the fight started...
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good morning good morning
tak bfast lagi ni
misy, aku utk ke 18 juta kali termiss pic kau
losol, aku rasa aku tau lagu yg kau post tu
ketink, babu ji mau pigi mumbai he? kirim saree kat kedai Bharatshektra...aku bagi alamat kedai tu sekali...bleh? hehe
sat gi nak pi klenet, cek up & top up pil2 mana patut |
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Salam semua, selamat pagi...buat apa noo semua pagi nih. jemput bekfast yer
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Originally posted by mala0n at 1-12-2008 07:58 AM 
good morning good morning
tak bfast lagi ni
misy, aku utk ke 18 juta kali termiss pic kau
losol, aku rasa aku tau lagu yg kau post tu
ketink, babu ji mau pigi mumbai he? kirim saree kat k ...
rasanya cathink belum boleh pergi ke Mumbai, keadan belum selamat lagi buat masa ni |
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ohh semua pakat letak gambar yea..
camana me boleh miss semuanya...
tak aci betul |
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salamss all... 
wa dha tgk twilight..best bangattt!!! jgn lupe tgk... |
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Originally posted by LostSoul at 1-12-2008 09:29 AM 
salamss all...
wa dha tgk twilight..best bangattt!!! jgn lupe tgk...
salamsssssssssss.....all.....
waaaaaaahhhh...citer hantu ek?....boleh bgtau ending citer tak?... |
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Reply #511 cantthinkofany's post
heheh beb, wassup? mana de cinta antu beb.. vampire terlebih make up jek.. takde taringpun... besh2...
ending dia.. for a time being, she's happy with the vampire.. with the werewolve lurking by..  |
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Reply #514 shidahameera's post
hi shida.. utk filem ni kan, i gave 4 star out of 5.. acting ok, ada chemistry between 2 lead roles, cume makeup dia lebih sgt.. n dia ada ubah jln cite dr dlm buku siket..  |
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Reply #517 shidahameera's post
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laskar pelangi? macam pernah dgr jek.. ayat2 cinta tu kan shida, org kata bukunye lagi best dr filem, betul ke? |
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assalamualaikum kawan2..........
pagi neh makan oti telur iya iya o..............
smakin akhir taun smakin keje betepek............... |
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