DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE

Show all posts · Post time 26-9-2003 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Paja at 26-9-2003 05:28 PM:
nyampah .. tukar waktu/hari MYL tak announce! hampeh tul .... aku terlepas ... uwaaaaaa... nak nengok mr brown!

Sabo..sabo..minggu depan ada lagi ek..:sp:

mbhcsf · Post time 27-9-2003 02:26 AM

Originally posted by katt at 2003-9-26 02:12:
Hi dear.....bless you, too.

Hmm.....guess it's time for you to edit the title of this thread once again ;).

KAtt Dearie ..
LUV you as always
bless you

:bg::bg::bg:

mbhcsf · Post time 27-9-2003 02:27 AM

Originally posted by katt at 2003-9-26 02:12:
Hi dear.....bless you, too.

Hmm.....guess it's time for you to edit the title of this thread once again ;).

KAtt Dearie ..
LUV you as always
bless you

:bg::bg::bg:

mbhcsf · Post time 27-9-2003 02:28 AM

Originally posted by Paja at 2003-9-26 17:28:
nyampah .. tukar waktu/hari MYL tak announce! hampeh tul .... aku terlepas ... uwaaaaaa... nak nengok mr brown!

laa i pun nasib baik KAtt Dearie bagitau..tak pa next week kita tau dah insya ALLAh...:bg:

seribulan · Post time 27-9-2003 10:28 AM

missed the bandwagon...isk...

yellow belmont · Post time 27-9-2003 10:15 PM

Originally posted by katt at 25-9-2003 02:11 PM:
To all guys & girls, MYL die-hards!

Kalau ikut schedule tv programme hari ini in The Star & UM, nampaknya MYL akan kembali disiarkan at 1.30 am tonight.....

So, hope this will cheer you all ...

thanks to you..MYL really cheer me up that night

[ Last edited by yellow belmont on 27-9-2003 at 10:51 PM ]

mbhcsf · Post time 27-9-2003 10:21 PM

salam.
i am glad that you knew aboit it too...
i thanks to KAtt dearie..bless her

yellow belmont · Post time 27-9-2003 10:53 PM

Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-9-27 10:21 PM:
salam.
i am glad that you knew aboit it too...

same here...:2cool:

Show all posts · Post time 28-9-2003 04:05 PM

Horayyyy:sp:

katt · Post time 29-9-2003 02:01 AM

Giovanni: Hey! Hello Sid!

Sid       : Hello lads!. Say, what's all this?

Max    : It's a bird.

Sid       : I could see it's not an elephant.

Giovanni: Don't be stupid, Sid. You can't get an elephant in a cage.

Max    : I think he make a joke.

Giovanni : Oh....hahaha!

Sid       : What sort of bird is this then?

Max    : A cuckoo three.

Sid       : I beg your pardon?

Max    : A cuckoo three.

Sid       : Cuckoo three??

Giovanni: Ey, you're one cuckoo too many. It’s a cockatoo.

Sid       : Oh, a cockatoo. You mean a tone of a parrot?

Giovanni: That's right!

Sid       : What you're going to call this parrot then?

Max    : Polly!

Sid       : That's original!

Mr. Brown: Good Evening Sidney!

Sid       : Hello Mr. Brown.

Mr. Brown: Have a good weekend?

Sid       : Lousy! Got the mother-in-law staying with us.

Mr. Brown: Ahh...how did you get along with her then?

Sid       : She's never forgiven me for marrying her daughter and I've never forgiven her for letting me. You know, last night there's only one thing that stops me from putting her right in the gas oven.

Mr. Brown: What's that?

Sid       : We don't have electric!

Mr. Brown: Ah...Good Evening, Danielle!

Danielle : Ah! Bonjour Mr. Brown! You're just the man that I wanted.

Mr. Brown: Me?

Danielle : Yes, can you help me?

Mr. Brown: I'll do my best.

Danielle : I have the big problem.

Mr. Brown: I'm afraid I can’t do much about those..

Danielle : No, not that problem!

Mr. Brown: Oh, sorry!.

Danielle : My life is a mess-up.

Mr. Brown: Shoot....or is it? What sort a mess-up?

Danielle : Last month, I met this boy.

Mr. Brown: Ahh....affairs of the heart.

Danielle : His name is Pierre and he keeps writing to me.

Mr. Brown: Pierre? He's a foreigner?

Danielle : No, he's French!

Mr. Brown: I mean he's a foreigner to me. Oh, nevermind....carry on.

Danielle : Orrie found the letters.

Mr. Brown: Ooo....the plot thickens!

Danielle : I not like a jealous man.

Mr. Brown: Pierre?

Danielle : No..

Mr. Brown: Orrie?

Danielle : Marcel! He works with all the others at the Consulate.

Mr. Brown: I'm sorry. I'm a bit confused. Who is Marcel jealous of? Pierre or Orrie?

Danielle : Emille!

Mr. Brown: I shouldn't have asked!

Danielle : And there's another thing, he keeps telephoning me.

Mr. Brown: Who? Pierre, Orrie, Marcel or Emille?

Danielle : Jean-Paul!

Mr. Brown: I heard of safety in numbers but this is ridiculous!

Danielle : They are only after one thing. My body! That's all they're after.

Mr. Brown: Then, you must try to discourage them.

Danielle : No, I like it! I see Pierre on Mondays. Orrie, Tuesdays. Marcel, Wednesdays. Emille, Thursdays and Jean-Paul on Fridays. That is my probleme.

Mr. Brown: What is?

Danielle : My Saturdays and Sundays, they are so dull!

Ali       : Exsqueeze me please!! (rushing in and locking the door)

Ranjit    : (Shouting from outside) Open the door, you curry chicken!

Ali          : Go away, you Tandoori takeaway!

Mr. Brown: Ali, what's going on?

Ali          : This Ranjit....

Anna    : What's the matter with him?

Ali          : Oh blimey! He has gone oranges!!

Mr. Brown: Going bananas!!

Ali          : Jelly good!

Ranjit    : You not open this door, I'm breaking it down!

Mr. Brown: Unlock the door.

Ali          : Oh no! I'm not unlocking the door.

Mr. Brown: If you don't, then I will.

Ranjit    : I am been warning you. Now, I am coming in...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(He's charging like an angry bull, straight to the board at the back of the class)

Mr. Brown: Ranjit! What is the meaning of this?

Ranjit    : The meaning is....some damn fool is opening the door just as I am charging it.

Danielle : Mr. Brown opened the door.

Ranjit    : Thousand apologies!

Mr. Brown: Right, come over here Ali. What is this all about?

Ranjit    : That barbarian is calling me a hairy goat!

Mr. Brown: This true, Ali?

Ali          : Yes, please but this infidel is calling me the son of a cross-eyed camel!

Ranjit    : Not true! I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross-eyed camel.

Mr. Brown: Now, it's not good enough!

Ranjit    : Ahh....you want me to be calling him something worse.

Mr. Brown: I don't want anybody to be calling anybody anything!

Mr. Brown: Aa...Taro!

Taro       : Ah so!

Mr. Brown: Did you have a good weekend?

Taro       : Ah, spend-o weekend-o reading-o book-o by Charles Dickens-o.

Mr. Brown: Oh! Which book-o were you reading-o? Err, which book were you reading?

Taro       : Oliver Twist-o.

Mr. Brown: Really? You understand most of the words?

Taro       : I understand all words-o.

Mr. Brown: Even the old English?

Taro       : No old English words on my book-o.

Mr. Brown: Must be a revised edition.

Taro       : No, no....Japanese edition!

Mr. Brown: I know it must be too good to be true!

* Part 2 will be posted tomorrow night, Insya Allah. Minta maaf sebab ambil masa sikit......lama tak buat ^_^.

mbhcsf · Post time 29-9-2003 02:29 AM

thank you ..again..muach:bg::bg::bg:

seribulan · Post time 29-9-2003 06:03 PM

katt...
you're
simply
the best...

katt · Post time 30-9-2003 12:16 AM

Jamila    : Good Evening Masterji! (coming to class with her knitting, without fail)

Mr. Brown: Still knitting away?

Jamila    : No, I've been knit cardigan.

Mr. Brown: What I meant....you have misunderstood what I said.

Jamila    : And you have been misunderstood what I knit!

Mr. Brown: Juan, you're late!

Juan       : Por ta vor?

Mr. Brown: No por ta vor. You should've been here 5 minutes ago!

Juan       : (Panics!) Why?? WHAT HAPPENED??

All          : Hahahaha! (everyone's laughing at Juan's panic expression)

Mr. Brown: Quiet! QUIET!!!

Juan       : Silencio!!!

Mr. Brown: Thank you.

Juan       : So right!

Mr. Brown: Now, why are you late?

Juan       : My boss where I work, he told me that a horse is going to win the big race tomorrow. Very clever horse, it's a talking horse.

Mr. Brown: Juan, horses don't talk.

Juan       : Si Senor. He get the tips straight from the horse's mouth!

Mr. Brown: That's a racing term.

Juan       : So right! Then he told me to put my shirt on horse.

Mr. Brown: You didn't?

Juan       : Nah...

Mr. Brown: Oh, thank goodness for that!

Juan       : My shirt wouldn't fit the horse!

Mr. Brown: ?!?

Juan       : I bet 10 pounds to win on the horse.

Mr. Brown: 10 pounds is a lot of money, you could lose.

Juan       : No lose. Tomorrow, I'll plenty money.

Mr. Brown: There's no such thing a certainty.

Juan       : Si Senor, my horse is sure to win.

Mr. Brown: How do you know?

Juan       : This I tell you. The big race is at 2pm, so right?

Mr. Brown: Yes.

Juan       : Booker maker tell me my horse starts at 10 to 1 (12.50pm).

Mr. Brown: No! Your horse will start at 2 o'clock at the race just like the rest.

Juan       : He try to cheat me! I go punch his face!!

Ms. Courtney: I've had a letter from your Hungarian student.

Mr. Brown : Oh, he's gone sick?

Ms. Courtney: He's gone back to Hungary!

Knock on the door

Ms. Courtney: Enter!

The sheikh : Excuse me, Ms. Courtney?

Ms. Courtney: Yes, what you want?

The sheikh : I'm Sheikh El Hamid and I'm interested in your English classes.

Mr. Brown : If you don't mind me saying your English is fairly good.

The sheikh : Thank you. It's comforting to know that my years at Oxford were not wasted.

Mr. Brown : Embarrassed but his expression was cute!

The sheikh : I would like my personal chauffer to join your class.

Ms. Courtney: I'm afraid that is quite impossible. It's mid-term and students are not permitted to join in halfway through the course. Rules are rules!

The sheikh : I'm sure you could make an exception for err, 2000 pounds?

Mr. Brown : This isn't Dorchester Hotel, you know! You don't expect us to bend the rules just because you plopped two grand on the table! Tell him Ms. Courtney.

Ms. Courtney: Well, of course he can. Where is your chauffer now?

The sheikh : Outside. (opening the door) Will you come in now?

Mr. Brown : But he's white!

The sheikh : People usually are from Glasgow.

Ms. Courtney: He's Scots!?!

The sheikh : But of course!

Mr. Brown : Why do you want us to teach him English?

The sheikh : Because I can't understand a word of what he says. Is that right, Jock?

Jock          : !@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()

Mr. Brown: What is your name?

Jock       : Hamish Hector Dougal Donald Stewart McGregor.

Mr. Brown: I'll put down as Jock. Well, as you can see we have a new student .

Jock       : !@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()

Ali          : Oh blimey! What language is he speaking?

Mr. Brown: Believe it or not, it's English!

Jock       : !@#$^&*()

Danielle : If that is English, what is it that we ARE learning?

Mr. Brown: Mr. McGregor is speaking in dialect.

Max       : I thought you said he was speaking H-english?!

Mr. Brown: He was. English but with a dialect.

Mr. Brown: A dialect is a form of speech peculiar to certain areas. Tell me where you're from.

Jock       : I'm a "Jock".

Anna    : What is a jock?

Jamila    : Oh, Masterji! I am be know what is a jock.

Mr. Brown: Good! Would you lilke to tell us all?

Jamila    : A "jock" is a funny story.

Mr. Brown: No, Jamila... that's a joke.  Mr. McGregor is from Scotland which is a part of Great Britain. Great Britain is comprised of England, Ireland, Scotland and.....Wales!

Juan       : No. (Juan's so serious ^_^)

Mr. Brown: What do you mean, no?

Juan       : No "whales" in England. Whales in the sea!! (the way Juan describes a whale with his hand was so funny, macam betul je....)

Mr. Brown: I'm talking about WALES the country.

Juan       : Oh sorry, wrong number!

[ Last edited by katt on 30-9-2003 at 01:23 AM ]

katt · Post time 30-9-2003 12:20 AM

Originally posted by seribulan at 2003-9-29 06:03 PM:
katt...
you're
simply
the best...

Thanks

.

Well, without all of you.....it would mean nothing. I'm just glad to be able to share these. Great isn't it, enjoying MYL with friends here....

.

mbhcsf · Post time 30-9-2003 01:15 AM

yes ...
Dorchester hotel tu cantik 5-star depan hyde park
oh yes mmg org glasgow or Scottsih yg pekat mmg tak faham. Sungguh.
org Wales cakap english baku pun ade pelat ( accent) tapi senang faham
and not to forget
My KAtt Dearie.. thank you.:bg::bg::bg: