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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! 'First Impression' Yang Buat Ko Worang Tak Suka...

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 Author| Post time 25-12-2010 03:30 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

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ko ada dgr tak radio suria pagi tadi
masa aku drive aku ada la dgr petikan ber ...
ren0_0 Post at 24/12/2010 07:18





Boleh pakai ke survey tu...?


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 Author| Post time 25-12-2010 03:34 AM | Show all posts

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pe lagi mai la kampung bharu.. mkn nasik lemak antarabangsa.. pstu amek aroma longkang yg  ...
genchi Post at 24/12/2010 08:37





Hantar wakel boleh...?


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 Author| Post time 25-12-2010 03:35 AM | Show all posts

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pakai laa kain pelikat, sejuk berangin je
cik.panda Post at 24/12/2010 10:47





Kain pelikat la la la la eh...?


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 Author| Post time 25-12-2010 03:36 AM | Show all posts

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1st time jumpe, nk lebih2....

eg: nk pegang2 tgn laa... nk mesra2 laa... sengal! :cu ...
cikanggun Post at 24/12/2010 11:14





Kalau tak boleh pegang Tangan mintak pegang kaki boleh...?


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 Author| Post time 25-12-2010 03:38 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

Tak semestinya orang tua (orang pown boleyh sebab kat situ dah state orang tua + orang lain).: ...
ifzaarnia Post at 24/12/2010 14:16





Kalau worang utan terima tak...? Worang gak tu...


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Post time 25-12-2010 03:47 AM | Show all posts
Kalau jenis yang bertidik selain dari telinga camne...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 03:02



spesis ni pun menyampah gak nk tengok...
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Post time 25-12-2010 05:18 PM | Show all posts
Reply 34# ren0_0


"pompuan amek masa 3 min jek utk pilih laki sbg partner"
yang dorg pandang ialah...jengjeng...


Hah....Pada aku agak Mengarut....Untuk pilih kapel 1st date pun aku ambik masa Berbulan...Inikan pulak partner...Makan TAHUN BeB..
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Post time 25-12-2010 05:19 PM | Show all posts
Reply 33# AceHand


Biar perokok Tegar...Jangan Penagih Tegar...
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Post time 25-12-2010 07:10 PM | Show all posts
Camne tu macam bagos tapi tak bagos mana...? Mana tahu dia tu tak bagos mana...?


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AceHand Post at 23-12-2010 03:04



contohnyer: heols ckp pasal sesuatu macam tahu semua
padahal info sebenarnyer salah
kalau org yang takder ilmu pasal benda tue blehlah kene kelentong
org yang tau...confirm ckp heols ckp tin kosong jahs
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 Author| Post time 26-12-2010 01:35 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

spesis ni pun menyampah gak nk tengok...
sfhzuraz Post at 25/12/2010 03:47





Aku penah jumpa forumer camni masa pergi gathering CARI...


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 Author| Post time 26-12-2010 01:37 AM | Show all posts

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Biar perokok Tegar...Jangan Penagih Tegar...
adorable10 Post at 25/12/2010 17:19





Bau mulot perokok tegar busok dari longkang wooo... Lelebih lagi kalau dia lepas hisap rokok...


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 Author| Post time 26-12-2010 01:39 AM | Show all posts

Oooo...

contohnyer: heols ckp pasal sesuatu macam tahu semua
padahal info sebenarnyer salah
kalau or ...
ctsueraya Post at 25/12/2010 19:10





Ko 'expert' bidang hapa...?


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Post time 27-12-2010 11:29 AM | Show all posts
huwaaaa iols biasanya tahan jahhh...tp tarik nafas pendek2..ala2 orang semput
siputsedut Post at 24-12-2010 08:52



      kalo gen sedot napas dlm2 dulu lm kete.. kuar tu thn napas jln lelaju trus ke nasik lemak... baru brnps kembali cam bese

agak semput gak la
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Post time 27-12-2010 11:30 AM | Show all posts
Hantar wakel boleh...?


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AceHand Post at 25-12-2010 03:34



    udah tu camne nak bau? mohtip nak berwakel2? {:2_74:}
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Post time 27-12-2010 11:32 AM | Show all posts
kalo gen sedot napas dlm2 dulu lm kete.. kuar tu thn napas jln lelaju trus ke nasik ...
genchi Post at 27-12-2010 11:29



    kalau takde gerai makanan berdekatan? kalau ada pablik toilet jahh?
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Post time 27-12-2010 11:56 AM | Show all posts
Kalau tak boleh pegang Tangan mintak pegang kaki boleh...?
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AceHand Post at 25-12-2010 03:36 AM


bley....pastu kasik kungfu sedas dua maw?
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Post time 27-12-2010 02:58 PM | Show all posts
Ko 'expert' bidang hapa...?


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AceHand Post at 26-12-2010 01:39



  taklah expert mana..tapi bab2 diet and science jagnlah nak kelentong iols
kang iols kuar fakta jurnal kang ternganga...hakhakhak :mohtip terberlagak ngn momod..matilaaa:

yahampunnnnnnnnnn
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 Author| Post time 28-12-2010 02:14 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

udah tu camne nak bau? mohtip nak berwakel2?
genchi Post at 27/12/2010 11:30





NI konsep dia macam meminang lar gitu... Hantar wakel jer...


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 Author| Post time 28-12-2010 02:17 AM | Show all posts

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bley....pastu kasik kungfu sedas dua maw?
cikanggun Post at 27/12/2010 11:56





Kalau nak kena kungfu ada baeknya aku pegang tempat 'lain' teros... Sekurang kurangnya kena kungfu pong puas hati sudah... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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 Author| Post time 28-12-2010 02:20 AM | Show all posts

Oooo...

taklah expert mana..tapi bab2 diet and science jagnlah nak kelentong iols
kang iols kuar fa ...
ctsueraya Post at 27/12/2010 14:58





Diet ngan sains yer...? Kalau camtu aku nak tanya ko... Dua + 2 = ?


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