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Ω Ω Thread Borak Warga Bod Mawi 6.0 Ω Ω - Edisi PRU 2008
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Reply #600 icelemontea's post
produktivi asas kemajuan negara.... |
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Reply #602 dino's post
lum tentu BN menang guna tenet ni, kecuali depa penipu, ingat tak masa utusan online wat vote dalam kategori artis, pemimpin, dll?
mawi menang.
nik aziz menang ,
terus utusan online tutup je undian tuh dan tak bagi result pun. |
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lawak petang hari
Two Ghost
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.
"Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.
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1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.
"One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.
I must find where that bas*tard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bas*tard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.
Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died."
2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bas*tard in the fridge? The bas*tard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
[ Last edited by chekshu at 4-3-2008 05:23 PM ] |
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Reply #598 chekshu's post
sapa calun ko
jgn tanya calun memang la dia x jawab.. ce ko tanya ketua wanita bhg ke,ketua bahagian ke, ketua pemuda bahagian ke... derang nanti jawab |
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Originally posted by redsentra at 4-3-2008 05:23 PM
sapa calun ko
jgn tanya calun memang la dia x jawab.. ce ko tanya ketua wanita bhg ke,ketua bahagian ke, ketua pemuda bahagian ke... derang nanti jawab
nizar zakaria...
parlimen parit
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Reply #604 icelemontea's post
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Reply #605 chekshu's post
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Reply #605 chekshu's post
Adoi la haiiii Ingatkan heart attact sebab jumpa mayat dlm fridge ke? |
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TM, betul ke undi kita rahsia? Ataupun depa tahu sapa yang kita undi? |
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SPR batal guna dakwat. sbb 4 orang (tah saper punya beruk) kena tangkap habis satu malaysia tak leh guna dakwat untuk ngundi. apa punya undang2. mmg terdesak sngat arr BN ni.:@ :@ |
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Reply #612 zamzam's post
jelas dan nyata sebabnya zamzam
hantu mau mari 8 hb nanti
depa desparate bebenor dah tu |
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morniying
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assalamualaikum utk semua
semoga hari ini lebih baik dari hari semalam |
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morning |
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Salam dan good morning to all
Ada dengar ke rumours kata Jumaat ni cuti ?
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Reply #619 kekkukus's post
Yang dah tak sekolah tak cuti ke ?
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