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Bekas Peserta America's Next Top Model [may contain spoiler]
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attention pls...
korang penah baca pasal ni tak?
>>> http://forums.televisionwithoutp ... p?showtopic=3149471
pasal ZOB. rasanya ramai penah jumpe nama ni kat wikipedia. salah satu nama yg kononnya akan kuar setiap kali new cycle nak tyg... :lol 
kelakar sgt aku baca citer2 rekaan psl dia ni...
esp this one-
For the benefit of those who have been avoiding the Spoiler thread, here is a compilation of Zob's fierce accomplishments:
OMG, Zob is gonna win, I know she'll just rock the first 'cracked-out banshees' photo shoot that Tyra has planned for them (so high-fashion!)
Zob is the model who will destory all competition.
Zob is so fierce I heard she once made a camera explode because it couldn't handle her awesomeness.
In the words of Melrose, Zob is awesome awesome.
Zob's eyes were so alive that they shot lasers from her picture.
Zob is such a good walker she doesn't glide, she levitates.
I heard that Zob is one-third Eskimo, half Portuguese, 3/7ths albino, one quarter pygmy, and was born in Africa, and then moved from continent to continent so she both has no accent yet has the ability to pick up any accent.
I heard Zob is asexual.
Zob killed the dinosaurs to allow their preposterous cousins, the elephants, to thrive.
When Zob walks the runway, her stomp is so fierce that giant fissures in the Earth radiate from wherever she steps. And, in the future, she'd like to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's very generous, that Zob - she has a lifetime supply of granola bars and Red Bull for all the other girls. And she hides the loot all in her pretty, oversized beret. That is, until the makeovers. She throws a tantrum over having to lose her beret in place of an edgy albino look, complete with a white-chocolate dye job and matching color contacts.
Zob can regulate her own body temperature and regenerate severed limbs, frustrating Tyra's efforts to give her a very special lesson about the dos and don'ts of model health.
Rumor has it that when Zob smiles with her eyes, a rift in the space-time continuum opens, allowing her to travel into the future where she is able to appropriate the fashion trends of tomorrow. Melrose had the same power. Zob has seen the future, and the future is...gaiters.
Once Zob's neck was so energetic that it won an olympic medal running in the hundred meter dash.
Zob would never spit out an umeboshi. In fact, Zob came up with a commercial for umeboshi that was so awesome it made the entire country of Japan run out of umeboshi because everyone wanted it so badly.
Zob overslept and nobody woke her up, even after she had helped some of them the day before at a fashion show! And despite oversleeping for Nigel's photo shoot (and literally pulling a stick out of his ass), Zob was so beautiful and enchanting that Nigel overrode Tyra and granted Zob immunity through the first five eliminations!
Zob is so Fierce that even Mr Jay wants to get in her pants, and not just to wear them either.
Zob's walk is so fierce that the first time Ms. Jay sees it, he/she/it actually compliments her.
Zob is so fierce that eventually instead of Tyra!Mail, the girls start recieving Zob!Mail. And Tyra actually cuts off half of the 50 second shot of her face at the end of the opening credits and gives Zob's face 25 seconds.
Tyra once thought about yelling at Zob like she had never yelled at any girl before, but she took one look at Zob's smiling eyes and decided to hug her instead.
Zob eats twice as much as Keenyah but because she has the metabolism of a greyhound she weighs half as much.
30 of her 33 vertebrae are in her neck, and the other 3 are each a foot long.
Janice may be the world's first supermodel, but Zob is the galaxy's first supermodel.
Zob wiped her coochie juice on all the contestants' beds, but they didn't care because she's so fierce.
The real reason Janice was removed from the show is because she couldn't handle Zob's fierceness.
The CW plans on changing the name of the show from 'America's Next Top Model' to 'Zob's Next Top Model'.
Elephants and dinosaurs really are related if Zob wants them to be.
Zob's fierceness is so blinding that her image can't be captured on film. But she wins ANYWAY.
Whenever Zob makes a joke to make herself laugh, everyone else laughs with her.
Incidentally, Zob's laugh is so hearty and infectious that a mere giggle causes huge tremors, enough to shake loose hair weaves and causing an unstoppable jiggling phenomena in vagina arms worldwide.
Zob is so fierce that when she does a commercial in another language, the host country changes the pronunciation of their words to match her mistakes.
Despite her fierceness, Zob still managed to win the hearts of the judges with a heartwarming back story of how she overcame the torment of being called "Quadracialula" by her jealous sisters.
When Zob was a little girl she and her mother were involved in a plane crash, but Zob has so much life in her eyes that she brought her mother back from the dead with them.
Zob can eat more ribs than Tyra in a single sitting, and doesn't gain a pound from it. This causes Tyra to exclaim somesort of ghettoism of the "Look, I'm for real!" variety.
Zob is so damned fierce that the celebrity hair stylist decided that all of the rest of the contestants hair should be cut, colored & styled exactly like Zob's - and not a single contestant wailed and cried when their heads were then shaved bald.
Zob's runway walk is so fierce that Tyra fires Ms. Jay who is sent home screaming and crying like in the Spanish bridal gown fashion show. Zob is the empress of the runway with Aswirl Twin handmaidens at each side.
Zob is so fierce that Tyra tries to humble her by putting her in a photoshoot wearing old-face makeup, a beard, an elephant trunk over her nose, and a bird beak in the middle of her forehead. But Zob's picture is so devastating that Atoosa the Hun offers to change the name of Seventeen to All Zob, All the Time.
Did you know that Zob's full name is Zissawdfeceknakn0342mdlokkjsdflkjekmlq Ob? But she changed it to Zob, cuz she don't need the "issawdfeceknakn0342mdlokkjsdflkjekmlq."
In between modelling gigs, Zob is currently working on a PhD in Pharmacology with the dream of inventing a single cream that cures both impetigo and psoraisis at the same time.
The day after winning the title of America's Next Top Model 8, Zob is contacted by Miuccia herself and asked to open the Prada SS '08 show.
Zob is so fierce that when she was on her plane to Paris, she had to stop at the Greenland national airport, and the moment she stepped off that plane, Greenland's name was changed to "Zobonia" and was instantaneously declared the biggest fashion capital of the world.
Zob is the first healer/model: whenever vagina arms are in sight, she banishes them from the world.
Rachel Zoe wishes that she was as slender as Zob.
Zob will marry Peter & Jan Brady.....and Alice, and rumors have it ....maybe even Sam the Butcher.
There is a rumour that Cover Girl will change the flavour of their products from cupcakes, to Zob.
How do you pronounce Zob's name? I pronounce it like Zahhb, but I'm sure its kinda like god's name, if you actually say it out loud you die kinda thing.
Try to imagine a chorus of angels singing whenever you say Zob. Then you are closer to the appropriate reverence.
lawak gilossss!!! :lol 
[ Last edited by sayangidaku at 12-1-2007 12:20 AM ] |
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Reply #662 Bobola's post
kan? penat aku ketawa baca... :lol
ini ada lg satu yg aku suka-
posted by JAZ853
Loyal Viewer
Dec 23, 2006 @ 12:27 am Post #106
Zob walked the runway and kissed a scorpion, turning it into a remarkably fierce biracial butterfly.
hahahahahaha... teringat jade... |
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Reply #666 divaaizat's post
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cntik lak gmbo jade pakai dress tu. betul ke jade kt singapore? nak try carikla kalo gi singapore nnti... bley tengok2 dia supaya dia 'perasan' org ingat dia cantik! :lol |
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Reply #666 divaaizat's post
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gmbo jade yg 1st tu mcm minah indon. ada sket2 mcm nazri-model project runaway season 3 aritu. |
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yesterday i found joannie pic for dior perfume dalam cosmopolitan uk...she looks gorgeous |
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Reply #669 libel's post
biar betikk?
joanie?
ntah2 lily donaldson?bkn diorg muka same?:love: |
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Reply #669 libel's post
biar benar! : if an ANTM alumni ever succeeds in getting a campaign for a major blue-chip client, aku rasa it would signify that something is wrong with this world... |
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My friend cakap die penah nampak Jade kat KLCC. Dengan sorang laki. BF Jade kot.. |
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eva
and a few of antm-ers
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Reply #666 divaaizat's post
bosan la gaya ni.. lagipun cam tak menjadi je jade buat gitu..
tapi gambar ni cantik.. :love: |
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Reply #672 Rhyno's post
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no wonder.. JADE kan kerja kt SINGAPORE |
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Reply #671 IrvingLorenzo's post
lol...that's not her...that is Riley Keough
[ Last edited by libel at 14-1-2007 02:21 AM ] |
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Reply #640 divaaizat's post
ahhh
i adore her |
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Originally posted by libel at 13-1-2007 08:21 AM
tak silap dia ni cucu Elvis kan...:hmm: |
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Reply #679 narvmarishka's post
aah...mcm muke lisa-marie presley...eh ker lisa tuh anak dia?
dia ade cucu ekk?
tp nih bukan muke joanie rasenye.....mcm muke lily donladson pon yer jgak
tp bukan lily donaldson laaa
lebih kpd muke lisa marie tue |
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Post time 12-1-2007 12:18 AM
sebenarnya mmg nyampas tahap gila pun mod2 kat situ.. KEREK~!!:siok: 
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