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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Sebelum Ko Worang Berus Gigi...

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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 02:22 AM | Show all posts

Huh!

dahliateck posted on 30-4-2014 08:30 PM
nak kentot pun ye gak, memulas nanti perut rasa, pg x suka mkn burger nak nasi lemak jer, buh soto ...



Sebab sotong tu lar yang saket perut tu...


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Post time 3-5-2014 03:57 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:21 AM
Dia pong memang dah seksi kan...? Hapa heran... Bideo klip dia yang memula jadi artis pong buk ...

Eeee tu eeee suka ke eeee geli cam datuk dherbs terlajak laris tu
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Post time 3-5-2014 03:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:22 AM
Sebab sotong tu lar yang saket perut tu...



Iye, tp rela saket perut pepagi janji dpt sambal sotong, br feel mkn nasi lemak
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 11:19 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 03:57 AM
Eeee tu eeee suka ke eeee geli cam datuk dherbs terlajak laris tu



Kenapa ngan datok tu...? Tak paham...


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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 11:20 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 03:59 AM
Iye, tp rela saket perut pepagi janji dpt sambal sotong, br feel mkn nasi lemak



Rasanya bukang masalah sotong tu tapi masalah sambal... Tak pong masalah perut ko tu cap X...


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Post time 5-5-2014 09:33 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 11:19 AM
Kenapa ngan datok tu...? Tak paham...

x fhm xpe la, kan ada iklan d'herbs tu yg muka putih tgn hitam, pastu dato tu ckp eiiii kat pompuan tu, cam ejek tgn hitam, x perasan ek iklan tu, trademark dato tu ler 'eiiiiiiiiii' tu, terlajak laris pun trademark dia gak
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Post time 5-5-2014 09:34 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 11:20 AM
Rasanya bukang masalah sotong tu tapi masalah sambal... Tak pong masalah perut ko tu cap X...
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cap x pun cap x ler janji ada perut
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2014 03:59 AM | Show all posts

Laaa...

dahliateck posted on 5-5-2014 09:33 PM
x fhm xpe la, kan ada iklan d'herbs tu yg muka putih tgn hitam, pastu dato tu ckp eiiii kat pompua ...



Iklang tu ke...? Hah! Hah! Hah! Lawak lar iklang tu... Lawak tang suara lelaki tu cam pondan... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 6-5-2014 04:00 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 5-5-2014 09:34 PM
cap x pun cap x ler janji ada perut



Kalau ada 2 perut mesti ko lagi suka kan...?


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Post time 6-5-2014 09:12 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:19 AM
Ko suka makang petai ngan jering eh...? Yang segar ke yang jeruk...? Makang cicah hapa...?

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suka... yg masak kalo jerin mana ade jerok petai adelah.. suka.. kalo amek smangkok kck tu boleh abeh mkn sorang hahaha...
makcik n nenek la slalu buat kalo blek kg.. dorang jeruk ngan asam sama garam sdp.. kalo mkn kompom kopek kulit .. takot ade ulat
mkn takde cicah.. mkn ngan nasik aje... sama dgn lauk lain.. ushhh tringin plop.. jerin tu rebush aje.. sdp owhh..
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Post time 6-5-2014 09:09 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 6-5-2014 03:59 AM
Iklang tu ke...? Hah! Hah! Hah! Lawak lar iklang tu... Lawak tang suara lelaki tu cam pondan.. ...

jgn main2, dato tu, nampak je lembut anak da 3 tau
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Post time 6-5-2014 09:10 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 6-5-2014 04:00 AM
Kalau ada 2 perut mesti ko lagi suka kan...?

suka leh mkn byk2
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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 02:33 AM | Show all posts

Wah...

genchi posted on 6-5-2014 09:12 AM
suka... yg masak kalo jerin mana ade jerok petai adelah.. suka.. kalo amek smangkok kck tu boleh a ...



Semangatnya... Mesti suka sesangat ni...


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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 02:36 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 6-5-2014 09:09 PM
jgn main2, dato tu, nampak je lembut anak da 3 tau



Itulah yang bagos sebenarnya... Walaupong lembot tapi naluri 'kelelakiang' tu maseh ada... Ni mementang lar lembut dah sebok dah nak mekap sana sini jadi cam pompang... Kalau tanya kata 'takdir'... Takdir hapa ke mendanya kalau dah memang 'takmo berubah' tu...


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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 02:36 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

dahliateck posted on 6-5-2014 09:10 PM
suka leh mkn byk2



Pastu berak lar ko pepuas sampai besok... Taik banyak nak kena proses tu...


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Post time 7-5-2014 08:14 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 02:33 AM
Semangatnya... Mesti suka sesangat ni...

wakakka dari cite pun da nmpk smangat ek.. adehhh

yelah mmg suka ahahha peberet..
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Post time 8-5-2014 02:44 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 02:36 AM
Itulah yang bagos sebenarnya... Walaupong lembot tapi naluri 'kelelakiang' tu maseh ada... Ni  ...

kan, ckp mmg dilahirkan sebegitu la, lumrah fitrah la, x leh ubah la, akal ada agama ada nafsu gak yg menguasai diri, yg keras2 tp minat sejenis tu lg bahaya kan ace, yg lembut bermekap ni leh nampak so org x tertipu, yg nampak keras tp nafsu songsang ni yg susah, sian org pompuan selalu tertipu, camane nak trace ek klu yg nampak keras tp lembut di dalam ni



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Post time 8-5-2014 02:46 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 02:36 AM
Pastu berak lar ko pepuas sampai besok... Taik banyak nak kena proses tu...

eiiii dia ni
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 Author| Post time 8-5-2014 02:26 PM | Show all posts

Haaa...

genchi posted on 7-5-2014 08:14 AM
wakakka dari cite pun da nmpk smangat ek.. adehhh

yelah mmg suka ahahha peberet..



Tu lar... Aku bajet masa taip tu pong mesti air liur eleh sekali tu... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 8-5-2014 02:28 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-5-2014 02:26 PM
Tu lar... Aku bajet masa taip tu pong mesti air liur eleh sekali tu... Heh! Heh! Heh!

ishh mana pulak meleleh skali.. tak senonoh btol.. smbl telan airlior tu baru btol
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