Good morning!! (or good afternoon??) Port baru yaaa?
Anyway, a joke to start of the day...
PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"
Nak share tis article with my lovely2 sista kat sini....
Abe2... jgn piss off yer ....
Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MENstrual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......
Originally posted by zanorba at 22-4-2008 11:16 AM
Sy suka bunga2 yg wangi cam cempaka, kemboja, kenanga & melur...
Yg byk kat kuboq tu rasanya bunga kemboja...ada mcm2 colour..puteh, kuning & unngu kemerahan (ada ke istilah kaler cam nih?)..
T ...
teringat lagi masa kecik2 tinggal kat kg. bharu dulu..
mak kita rajin tanam pokok bunga melur..
lepas tu.. bila dia buat sanggul.. hari2 dia selitkan bunga melur kat sanggul dia..
huh..wanginya je bau dia..
Cikgu Khunnia, how about this?: Human gotta be constantly reminded of their existence, for most people it's the hurting part that make them realised that they're alive...
Take for example, a gambler... A gambler knows for sure that they have all odds against them of winning anything. Sure, a win once awhile can seem like a good thing, but actually they know that it's just a matter of time before they'll lost it all again... The same goes for thrill-seekers, they need to go thru all those bungee jumping etc & wake up the next day thinking "Damn, I'm still alive & kickin'...."
Kinda remind me of a song & I'll just put it up here:
Hurt - Johnny Cash (Original song by Nine Inch Nails)
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of #
On my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
my sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away in the end
You could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way...
Post time 22-4-2008 11:16 AM
