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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bila Ada Jurujual Cuba Merapati Ko Worang...

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Post time 28-3-2014 12:10 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 28-3-2014 01:39 AM
Yang nampak cam bergaya tu dia pakai cermin mata Rayban ke...? Hah! Hah! Hah!

rayban petaling street. wakakakakaka

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 Author| Post time 31-3-2014 12:38 AM | Show all posts

Alaaa...

moyas posted on 28-3-2014 12:10 PM
rayban petaling street. wakakakakaka



Janji bleh eksyeng sudah... Heh! Heh! Heh!


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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Post time 31-3-2014 02:28 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 31-3-2014 12:38 AM
Janji bleh eksyeng sudah... Heh! Heh! Heh!



Tp Ray Ban yg cap ayam akn merosakkan mata taw
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Post time 31-3-2014 07:02 PM | Show all posts
hidangkan senyuman then ckp tak berminat. tolak secara baik..jgn kasar2...
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 Author| Post time 1-4-2014 01:18 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

moyas posted on 31-3-2014 02:28 PM
Tp Ray Ban yg cap ayam akn merosakkan mata taw



Itu kalau siang hari... Kalau malam takpe... Hah! Hah! Hah!


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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 Author| Post time 1-4-2014 01:25 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

lil_honey posted on 31-3-2014 07:02 PM
hidangkan senyuman then ckp tak berminat. tolak secara baik..jgn kasar2...



Kalau lepas senyum tu kita kenyit mata lak wokeh tak...?


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Post time 1-4-2014 07:03 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 1-4-2014 01:25 AM
Kalau lepas senyum tu kita kenyit mata lak wokeh tak...?

ini ko nak ngorat sales girl ke, sales girl nak ngorat ko
kenyit mate tu tande lain dah tu
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Post time 1-4-2014 10:55 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 1-4-2014 01:18 AM
Itu kalau siang hari... Kalau malam takpe... Hah! Hah! Hah!

klo mlm pakai bole nmpak jln ker modace? x terraba2 kah nantik?

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 Author| Post time 3-4-2014 01:34 AM | Show all posts

Wei...

lil_honey posted on 1-4-2014 07:03 AM
ini ko nak ngorat sales girl ke, sales girl nak ngorat ko  
kenyit mate tu tande lain  ...



Itu kan menandakang kita ni mesra... Kalau boleh bertukar tukar nombor tepong sekali ke... Ajak banjer makang ke hapa...


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 Author| Post time 3-4-2014 01:36 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

moyas posted on 1-4-2014 10:55 AM
klo mlm pakai bole nmpak jln ker modace? x terraba2 kah nantik?



Kalau bebetol buta takde masalah kan sebab sama jah... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 3-4-2014 06:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-4-2014 01:36 AM
Kalau bebetol buta takde masalah kan sebab sama jah... Heh! Heh! Heh!



Yg ori buta mmg ar tp Yg purak2 buta tue. Silap2 haribulan mau terlongkop kt longkang. Haa3
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Post time 3-4-2014 08:00 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-4-2014 01:34 AM
Itu kan menandakang kita ni mesra... Kalau boleh bertukar tukar nombor tepong sekali ke... Aja ...

mesra ade maknaaaa
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 Author| Post time 4-4-2014 01:08 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

moyas posted on 3-4-2014 06:59 AM
Yg ori buta mmg ar tp Yg purak2 buta tue. Silap2 haribulan mau terlongkop kt longkang. Haa3



Kalau terlongkop kat longkang pong hapo masalahnya... Lagi lar worang kompideng bebetol buta kan...? Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 4-4-2014 01:10 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

lil_honey posted on 3-4-2014 08:00 AM
mesra ade maknaaaa



Tapi yang belanja makang tu bukang aku tau... Tu kena dia lar sebab nak entertain customer... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 4-4-2014 02:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 4-4-2014 01:08 AM
Kalau terlongkop kat longkang pong hapo masalahnya... Lagi lar worang kompideng bebetol buta k ...

Tp ada kes kn. Org buta jato. Pastu org yg tulun tu rembat plk duit org buter tu. Mmg kuang asyeem betol
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2014 12:26 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

moyas posted on 4-4-2014 02:22 PM
Tp ada kes kn. Org buta jato. Pastu org yg tulun tu rembat plk duit org buter tu. Mmg kuang asyeem ...



Hapa boleh buat... Nama lagi manusia...

Ingat yang kena belasah sampai nak mati kat worang ramai sebab menyelok saku atau ragut tu insaf ke...? Kuar lokap tu terus jer ngan ektibiti biasa balek... Paleng sedih mak bapak defeng kata anak dia baek padahal anak perangai ikot bapak setang... Sian kat mak bapak kena tipu ngan anak yang tarak guna...


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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Post time 7-4-2014 03:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-4-2014 12:26 AM
Hapa boleh buat... Nama lagi manusia...

Ingat yang kena belasah sampai nak mati kat worang  ...

Yg kaki selok wet org ni musti dia ada amek menda2 yg x senono. Klo dia waras rasanya pndai serik kot. Ni mungkin da trdesak sbb nk beli natang tu. Sbb tu adakala sanggup buno mak sendiri
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 Author| Post time 8-4-2014 01:35 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

moyas posted on 7-4-2014 03:48 AM
Yg kaki selok wet org ni musti dia ada amek menda2 yg x senono. Klo dia waras rasanya pndai serik  ...



Kekadang 'menda' tu bukang faktor utama... Cuma dah lekat tebiat burok...


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Post time 8-4-2014 11:52 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-4-2014 01:35 AM
Kekadang 'menda' tu bukang faktor utama... Cuma dah lekat tebiat burok...

hagaknya klo derang x dpt copet duet org. gian nya meronta2 kn? tu pasal nk mencopet jer kerjanya

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 Author| Post time 9-4-2014 01:57 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

moyas posted on 8-4-2014 11:52 AM
hagaknya klo derang x dpt copet duet org. gian nya meronta2 kn? tu pasal nk mencopet jer kerjanya
...



Raso golisah hajo... Hah! Hah! Hah!


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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