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Bengang Sampai Mencarut, Aliff Syukri Kecewa Badang Dikutuk
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Nampak sangat dia memang keluar duit semata2 nak jadi hero dan semata2 nak ada filem sendiri
Kenapa aku tak tau dan tak nak tgk filem ni ni
1. Sebab Prof Razak
2. Sebab DTL
Patutnya dia tak perlu jadi hero just cameo dulu tgk kebolehpasaran dia.. pastu klu ok start sikit watak sampingan bina kredibiliti.. |
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Mmg xde bakat jadi pelakon pun..  |
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Tok lip...uol memang takde bakat gred A,mohon jangan bercakap |
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letaklah fasha sanda pun tetap tak menarik org nak tgk filem sampah ni....sebab duit sanggup amik ceta yg xde kualiti...siannnn |
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alip syuk hero badang padan la dgn fasa jandha heroin..filem flip or flop.. |
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I rasa DTL buat filem ni untuk suka-suka / tarik controversy ajer.
Relax! 
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hahahaha...komen ni mmg win...
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review frm zhafran tan fb. excuse his french. (ko ingat jp je ke pandai ckp french? eh... tu filem lain  )
MOVIE REVIEW:
BADANG (2018)
Spoiler alert: screw you.
I sacrificed 2 hours of my off day to see this movie so you don't have to. Buy me dinner, someone.
Okay, so this is a movie that I really wanted to see, as I have a soft spot for bad movies. However, due to the unfortunate phenomenon of not having any mentally-insane friends, I had to watch it alone. Even the guy at the ticketing counter was surprised:
Me: Badang, 1145, for one.
Guy: Serious ke bang?
So there I was, in a completely people-void cinema, alone. I thought, this is great, I can comment and laugh as loud as I wanted to. And I did. Repeatedly.
The opening credit was filled with montages of comic panel-ish images, exactly like the ones you'd see in Spiderman, if Spiderman employed standard 2 students with access to effect filters in Microsoft PowerPoint.
5 minutes into the movie and you will be treated with some of the most spectacularly bad acting by extras. Over the top is to put it mildly. God-level over acting, more like. The main character, Bad, played by Aliff Shukri for some reason, is introduced here, in a college classroom, next to his best friend, who looks like he's 45. Surrounded by early 20s kids in class. Subtle. Dude looks like a whale in a field of prairie dogs.
Anyway, Bad gets bullied a lot. On a daily basis at school, by a group of extras who also happen to be gang members. This being a Malay movie, obviously the gang name is Gang Dragon (what else?), whose members wear dragon tattoos on their necks. Obviously. And have a lair in an industrial building, complete with a fighting ring, tables with alcoholic beverages and playing cards with dimmed lighting, for gangster effects. At any given moment, there will be gang extras drinking and fighting, for whatever reason. The head of the Dragon gang, of course, sports a leather jacket with jeans, gold necklaces and gold rings and speak in very grammatically-correct Bahasa Melayu. I bet he got A in BM in SPM. He drives around in a pimped Hummer, because f*ck Mercedes. He ain't Yakuza. This is a person who needs the world to know he gangster.
So far, so cliché.
But wait, there's an African guy in the gang (!) Bet you didn't see that coming.
Anyway, in the midst of all this bad acting and scripting, few plot developments happened: Bad somehow got some power from a bamboo tree, his mother got attacked by dragon gang. Why? God knows. You can't apply logic here. In sick moment, his mom told him that he's actually adopted, and that he was discovered in a bamboo. How? Again, I donno. There was a mystical woman, I believe. It all went too fast. In case you don't know, this is straight copied from the story of the bamboo-cutter, a Japanese folklore.
So Bad become a superhero with extraordinary powers. Whilst trying to figure out who killed his mother, he goes around helping people in need. Unless it's raining. Because he's powerless in contact with water. This is pretty stupid, yes, but you must weight this against the fact that he also wears a suit that looks like it was dyed in the original Badang vomit.
You: What? Water? What? Why?
Me: Shut up! Just....Okay??
Let's skip some parts here: there's some love story developed, of course. Cerite Melayu kot. There's some hanging on Eiffel tower and the Sphinx, I think. It's a blur. The director susun the scenes like they're pieces of Jenga. I developed depression right around this time.
Skip. Skip.
The Dragons sailang some other gang with even stupider name that I have blocked from my head, thank God. They robbed stolen gold or something. I donno. There were fighting, shooting scene, but because the cinematography was so amateurish, I can't give you a proper scenario. You just have to take my word for it. It was brutal. There.
Then Badang came and beat the shit out of them, and then something something happen I don't care we are back to the lair Badang fought the dragon head, kick kick punch punch Badang wins. Hurray!
Yeah, so that's it.
There was a clever plot twist tho, I'd leave it to those connoisseurs of bad movies, like me, to enjoy. I laughed all the way through the badness, which is great. Normal people shouldn't go see this. Consider yourself warned.
Rating:
Casting: F*cked
Acting : F*cked
Directing: F*cked
Story development: properly f*cked
Soundtrack and dubbing: macam lancau
Cinematography: F*cked
Chance of a sequel: terrifying prospect, but yes.
Overall Rating: 0.5/10 (participation trophy)
Cringe level: 2000
JUST DON'T. DONT. |
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Hahhahaa...can't stop laughing reading this review..
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baca benang ni mmg hilangkan stress memanjang aku ketawa...baca komen satu2....
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memang lawak review zhafran ni... mcm nak pegi tengok sendiri to experience...
baideway, smlm tengok drama aliff ni berlakon kat tv.... mcm siottt... |
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Dah sampah takkan nak puji wangi dan berguna? |
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Patut nya ambil idolat jd heroin. Baru la film ni fenomena trending serata panggung. Silap percaturan la kali ni alip. Benaks for sure akan book satu hall and claim film badang best and ticket sold out 
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@aliffsyukriterlajaklaris
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filem ni..badang yg invest sendiri kot.. sbb tu dia kena belakon... aku rasa laa |
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Mesti org nak gi kaunter nak sebut badang 2 pun malu
Staff cinema bule tgk free pun mesti tak hingin nak tengok
Cite prof ni dahla mmg org tak suka
Letak pulak alip ni
Wassalam jelaaa |
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mase tgk rumah bocor dia tu.. ingat ppuan mne la terpekik lolong bgai..
rupanya dia.. hahahahaha sore pondey kuar oiii.... |
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dia ni nak jadi macam dr rozmey ke????
buat filem syok sendiri dan flop |
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Cuba la jadi datuk yang kaya n got it own class..
Xyah la nk mencapub kat industri ni.. Ada duit berkepuk.. G tabur duit buat amal lagi org pndang.. Buat la event grand2..masuk free...
Bagi makanan fre.. Duit free.. Kan ke tu lagi viral instead jadi badang membodohkn diri.. Huhu |
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Post time 20-2-2018 09:00 AM
