Drunk 4-Year-Old Crossdressers Gone Wild

stokin · Post time 19-12-2009 11:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQDNXhfuusI&feature=player_embedded

A drunk crossdressing 4-year-old broke into a neighbor's house and stole their Christmas presents on Tuesday morning in Chattanooga, TN.File this under: What would happen if I ever raised a kid. You can alsocross-file it under: Might be a Spears.
It all started when 4-year-old Hayden Wright got a little thirstay in the early morning hours on Tuesday. Haydenwent to the kitchen and opened up the refrigerator. Since nothingquenches the thirst of a 4-year-old like a cold beer, he grabbed oneout of the fridge, opened it up and took a few sips. After he got alittle of the sweet nectar in his system, Hayden was ready to partylike Eddie Murphy so he headed for the next door neighbor's house.
Hayden got into the neighbor's house through an unlocked door andimmediately noticed a bunch of presents under the Christmas tree. Thepresents must have called his name, because Hayden opened up five ofthem. One of the presents he opened up was a purdy brown dress, sonaturally, Hayden slipped it on. You know, I'm beginning to think thatI magically became a 4-year-old and transported to Tennessee on Tuesdaywithout knowing it.
After Hayden put on the dress, he went to another neighbor's houseand rang the door bell a few times. That neighbor called the police.The police found Hayden wandering the streets in the brown dress whiledrinking the beer. Hayden and his 21-year-old mother April were taken to the local hospital.
April said that Hayden's father is in jail, so he might have beentrying to get arrested so he could go be with him. ACK! And suddenlythis story took a turn to SADSVILLE.
Child Protective Services met with April yesterday and said they have no plans to take custody away from her. TLCalso met with April and says they have serious plans to make Hayden areality TV star. I made that last part up, but it will probably turnout to be true.

source:dlisted.

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