Humor@MKST version 1

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 05:37 PM

Post Last Edit by chewan at 1-10-2010 17:38

SCIENCE HUMOR@ MKST

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chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 05:41 PM

CONTOH

Kategori : Sains Sekitaran @ Environmental Science
credit to : http://www.copthetruth.com/cop_the_truth/science/

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 06:07 PM

Thermodynamics of a marriage

kategori : kimia, physic dan math
credit to : http://www.sciencehumor.org/category/chemistry/

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 06:16 PM

Function party

All the functions go to a party. After some drinks and music, the party is really going, with one exception: ex is standing awkwardly by himself in a dark corner. After a while sin(x) notices this, and so he goes over to talk to his nonalgebraic buddy. “Hey ex,” says sin(x), “why don’t you come out here and mingle.”
“Mingle?” asks ex, suprised.
“Yeah, mingle!” says sin(x). “You know, get out there and integrate yourself!”
ex sighs heavily and asks, “What’s the point?”

kategori : matematik
credit to : http://komplexify.com/epsilon/category/

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 06:31 PM

khas utk mod daus

kategori : physcoanalysis
credit to : http://pencilsatdawn.wordpress.com/

pinklollipop · Post time 1-10-2010 06:34 PM

Proposed units (to replace both the British and the Metric systems)

note: the usual convention is micro = 10-6, Mega = 106, Giga = 109, pico = 10-12, deca = 10, etc.

ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: eskimo pi

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo

10 rations: 1 decoration

100 rations: 1 C-ration

10 millipedes: 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent

10 monologs: 5 dialogs

5 dialogs: 1 decalog

2 monograms: 1 diagram

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2 wharves: 1 paradox

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: furlong per knot

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 liteyear

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1,000,000 aches: 1 megahurtz

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1bananosecond

453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee (explanation: the old Chinese
saying that "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

365.25 days: 1 unicycle

2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

Kategori: Unit Conversions, Fizik
Credit to: http://muller.lbl.gov/teaching/p ... cs_units_humor.html

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 06:47 PM

Reply 6# pinklollipop

1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 06:59 PM

Bunuh Diri

kategori : teknologi masa hadapan
credit to : http://fantasyartdesign.com/

pinklollipop · Post time 1-10-2010 07:06 PM

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs.  He was measuring just how far frogs could jump.  So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!".  The frog jumps 2 feet.  He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment.  "Jump frog jump!" he says.  The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet.  So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot.  He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

He continues and removes yet another leg.  " Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot.  So he writes in his lab book again: 'Frog with one leg - jumps 0.5 feet'.

Finally he chops off the last leg.  He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!".  The frog doesn't move.  "Jump frog, jump!!!".  Again the frog stays on the line.  "Come on frog, jump!".  But to no avail.

The biologist finally writes in his book:  'Frog with no legs - goes deaf'

p/s: Haiyark!

Katak tu dah mati la bila semua kaki dia dah potong. Lawak2!

Kategori: Eksperimen Biologi
Credit to: http://www.ahajokes.com/sci74.html

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 07:12 PM

Reply 9# pinklollipop

haha..kejam..tp conclusion dia senang jer

:@

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 07:14 PM

Kenali Makmal Anda

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

kejam btul part lab kimia

kategori : sains
credit to : http://jokes4all.net/biology.html

pinklollipop · Post time 1-10-2010 07:18 PM

Reply 8# chewan

macam la mati

chewan · Post time 1-10-2010 07:41 PM

Post Last Edit by chewan at 1-10-2010 19:42

Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic

In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic who was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car. He saw the surgeon waiting and lured him into an argument.

He asked the doc after straightening up and wiping his hands on a rag, "Look at this car i'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

kategori : medical science
credit to :http://www.medindia.net/jokes

cool jer jawapan dia......