12 Most Bizarre Lingerie

abgsedapmalam · Post time 31-5-2010 11:59 AM

GPS Lingerie

Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system. The 'find me if you can' range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt. The lingerie combination set consists of lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, with the GPS device nestled in the see-through part of the bodice next to the waist. The GPS lingerie sells from a cool £500, complete with a standard Global Positioning System, to £700 with a more advanced model. (Link)

Hairy Lingerie

For some reason, body hair is back in fashion; however, real body hair still isn't stylish, it's faux body hair that is the next beauty must-have. Meet this pair of pubic hair panties, aptly called the Winter Coat, that looks like somebody forgot a small tuft!(Link)

Male Lingerie

Lingerie is no longer just for the ladies, an increasing number of men are squeezing their buns into teenie tiny sexy undies too, and loving every minute. XDress.com offers a wide selection of male lingerie, from split seam thongs to transparent body suits. You can buy them online and, I hate to say it, they are affordable. (Link)

Strapless Panty

The Lingerie Post launched the updated Shibue Couture's Strapless Panty. This new panty could be the solution to a problem we all know. However small your g-string or thong might be, there's always that one dress that shows the slightest panty line, and we all hate it. The Strapless Panty has the same shape as a tanga, but is kept in place by a small silicone strip on both the front and the back.(Link)

Sudoku Lingerie

For those of you females who are die-hard fans of the popular puzzle game, this might be the underwear of your dreams. The Mio Destino Play Time Collection boasts of grandmother-type high-waisted knickers and bras which are completely covered in sudoku grids, with pencils dangling from a black bow. There are also knots & crosses game bras, word game thongs, sudoku briefs, strapless sudoku bras and other-sudoku-inspired lingerie for your most urgent sudoku needs. (Link)

Wedding Chastity Bra

Triumph International developed a crazy marriage hunting bra. Called the Konkatsu Bra, it is meant to bring attention to Japan's struggle to keep the birthrate up. The LCD panel displays the amount of time the wearer has left to marry (thankfully, the wearer herself can set the timer!). When you do get engaged, just push your engagement ring into the special heart between the cups, and the “here comes the bride” will play! There is a pen and stamp seal in pockets on the side of the bras, for use when filling out your marriage license application.(Link)

Breezy Lingerie

Inspired by 16th century France, when ladies wore nothing under their dresses, designer Nona de Samim's brings modern ladies erotic, stylish underthings made of cotton and silk and nothing on the back.(Link)

Avian Lingerie

This assortment of feathery avian lingerie isn't the most practical manifestation of our fascination with birds, but it's provocative nevertheless. Take a look at this Peacock Feather Bra by Sajeela Design and the Carol Malony Carnivale Thong. They are all made with feathers.(Link)

Satin Chastity Lingerie

Very unusual lockable panties made from a soft satin outer and PU nylon waterproof inner. Narrow lace trims the elasticated legs. Toning ribbon bows hold the silver coloured chains in place before locking with the silver coloured combination padlock. Chains can be easily adjusted for a snug, firm fit or fully removed.(Link)

Coke cans Lingerie

An artist has created a provocative range of underwear made entirely out of soft drink cans. Ingrid Goldbloom collected her first cans from a beach trip and developed the idea to weave them together, creating bustiers, garters and under garments that would make any blacksmith blush. Each piece takes approximately two days to complete and Goldbloom begins by cutting strips of aluminium from the drinks cans and weaving them together, finally assembling them based on clothing patterns she traced from real lingerie.(Link)

Faucet Lingerie

If you've had a bit of a dry spell in terms of love then maybe you need to rethink your strategy. Or you could make a complete fool of yourself like usual and pick up these strange novelty draws right from Japan. The faucet man panties are available in gold, blue, red, silver and more.(Link)

Outer-wearer Lingerie

Lingerie-as-outerwear was a big-big trend last season and this season Dolce & Gabbana have taken this style to the next level. Yes, they presented their Autumn (Fall) / Winter 2010 collection with a very formal version of this trend. Imagine, you can now flaunt your lingerie while in the office too. You could either get a raise or get fired!(Link)

abgsedapmalam · Post time 31-5-2010 12:00 PM

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