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"Sesak Hampir 2 Jam, Apa Faedah Bayar Tol?" - Ahmad Maslan

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Post time 14-4-2019 05:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
MarryPottet replied at 14-4-2019 03:45 PM
Sket ari lagi keluarlah tu resepi nasik goreng baru dia. hasil ilham masa terperangkap 2jam dlm kese ...

Hahah ni win!! Ns goreng highway jem 2jam satuuuu!
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Post time 14-4-2019 06:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha,
x lawak!!!
memang jammed pun dri dlu
dah nape laa Mat Selan nie
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Post time 14-4-2019 09:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
baru sekali rasa jem dah bising..
kita ni dah hari2 pergi keje balik kerja jem..
nak bayar tol pon beratur jem walhal bkn beratur mintak duit..hehehe..
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Post time 14-4-2019 09:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dulu cerdik
Semata nak dapat sokongan bodo terserlah
Memang LA BN tengah in balik
Tapi jangan LA downgrade Kan kami punya kepandaian
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Post time 14-4-2019 10:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lahai , baru tahu ke? Ooo lupa, baru belajar bayar tol, sebelum ni free agaknya.
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Post time 14-4-2019 10:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Awat depa.panggil nama bapak dia
Dia nama.ahmad.je kan..
Maslan nama.bapak dia
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Post time 14-4-2019 11:29 PM | Show all posts
i wonder siapa la yg mengundi dia nie... adesss...daerah tu dia yg terbaik ke?? terpikir juga la....huhuhuhuhuhu
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Post time 14-4-2019 11:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau duduk luar bandar, bolehla lari tol. Tapi kalau duduk kawasan selangor dan kl, jalan biasa upgrade jadi lebuhraya, pergi pacak tol, mana nak lari. Geram. Zaman siapa yang pergi buat konsensi panjang2 ni.
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Post time 15-4-2019 12:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kenapa bodoh dia ni makin berganda2 ye?
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Post time 15-4-2019 01:10 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sampai skrg aku masih ingat 1stime kenal Mat Lan dalam tv 1 (tahun rasa 2013 ke 2014 cemtu) dia sembang pasal nak atasi masalahan kenaikan harga barang, dia cipta perkataan BoL (business on-line) dan disuruh rakyat kerja 2 pekerjaan satu siang office 1 malam BoL. Kemudian host tanya "Dato pun buat dua kerja juga ke, malam malam BoL ke?".

Sambil sengih sengih pegang hidung dia jawab tak. Disusuli ketawa hi diq 10 kali swmpai sepet mata.

Tu pertama kali aku kenal dalam Kabinet Parlimen ada pelawak.
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Post time 15-4-2019 02:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Time dulu sibuk mgan resepi nasi goreng bagi. Suruh keluar awal pagi. Nasi bungkus ikan keli kepala cabut kasar.
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Post time 15-4-2019 08:12 AM | Show all posts


dia ni baru bangkit dari koma ke aperr?? OMG..
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Post time 15-4-2019 08:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Selagi Ada demand kereta walau harga yahudi jalan Akan tetap Jem. Naik la public transport macam ai NI.
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Post time 15-4-2019 09:20 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 15-4-2019 09:24 AM | Show all posts
ni namanya trol makan diri..

now.. rakyat yg ko tipu idup2 pulang paku buah keras kat ko balik..

dulu2 bila kene interview.. wahh konon ko tau segala.. padahal x tau... sekang x guna.. nasi dah jadi bubur.. 2 keturunan org ingat menturi pelawak.. sian anak bini ko
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Post time 15-4-2019 09:59 AM | Show all posts
hahahah...dok rumah main masak2 je la tok lan oii..org lain dah bertahun sesak utarsa selatan tau.. baru keluar gua ke?
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Post time 15-4-2019 11:54 AM | Show all posts
Jam hari Sabtu ke? Ye ada lori terbalik sebelum rnr Seremban, tapi jam lebih kurang 35 minit je start dari Velodrom Nilai. Propa sampai 2 jam.
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Post time 15-4-2019 12:19 PM | Show all posts
sungguh la ade org cakap....BODOH tu mmg tak kira pangkat..darjat..tua..muda..dan jantina...


bodoh tu biar simpan sikit utk anak cucu akan dtg..kesiann kau niiiiiii..
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Post time 15-4-2019 11:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nadine30011990 replied at 14-4-2019 05:49 PM
Hahah ni win!! Ns goreng highway jem 2jam satuuuu!

Siapppppp adik manis!!!!
*sambil tungkus lumus goreng nasik & disebelah stove ada botol shell helix ultra ganti botol ridsect*
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Post time 15-4-2019 11:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bulan_gerhana replied at 15-4-2019 09:24 AM
ni namanya trol makan diri..

now.. rakyat yg ko tipu idup2 pulang paku buah keras kat ko balik..  ...

Untuk kes ahmad maslan nasi tak jadi bubur tapi jadi nasi goreng
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