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hamizao

I always thought that women/wives are often compared to wine..............the longer you keep them the better they become...

Just that ,I just thought that to get to the wine the grapes need to be trodden first!

amazed

Originally posted by hamizao at 9-2-2008 12:49 AM


I always thought that women/wives are often compared to wine..............the longer you keep them the better they become...

Just that ,I just thought that to get to the wine the  ...

Really? I used to compare women/wives with cars though...   but now I think apples are quite accurate..

mbhcsf

well then Amazed my next question would be more to the morphology of things

which kind of apples exactly ? u see plenty of apples out there in the garden - royal gala, GRANNY smith, Golden delicious, washington, amori hahahah....

there is even an expression in English kan ..She is the apple of his eyes...hmm tulah an aged old saying also deemed a lady is like an apple..but what are the characteristic of an apple that qualify the mentioned analogy to be made against a lady , kan?

of course MEN are superior....as compared to??...








-- the  haagen dasz????, kan?nayyy..haagen dasz is delicious

[ Last edited by  mbhcsf at 9-2-2008 03:44 PM ]

hamizao

Regarding the comparison to cars, I learned that how well hubby looks after his car would be a reflection of how he would care for his wife. I do declare it is a pretty good guide so far! I have an "old faithful" long untouched and taking up good space in the porch for evidence. Every time I want to sell it off he would say no. Then he'd say he wants to sell it off but wouldn't go beyond that....... .... ...

W.r.t. apples ni..........I have not heard of it before except "the apple of my eye" stuff. But I like the analogy.

[ Last edited by  hamizao at 9-2-2008 04:57 PM ]

amazed

Regarding the comparison to cars, I learned that how well hubby looks after his car would be a reflection of how he would care for his wife.

BINGO !!

amazed

of course MEN are superior....as compared to??...

as compared to apples  ( refer post #18 please )

amazed

which kind of apples exactly ? u see plenty of apples out there in the garden - royal gala, GRANNY smith, Golden delicious, washington, amori hahahah....

If you ask me what kind of apples  I refered to, frankly I dun care which.. I just think that as long as men are grapes I am happy    

Mind you, I love all  kind of apples...  each has its specialty

amazed

DEFINITIONS

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines




I like the definition of raisin and wrinkles...   lmfao!!

mbhcsf

this is indeed the most true to form answer.  such a relieve ( i am smiling) .

anyway yes apples could come in many forms i love royal gala..

well just out of interest since the wine industry has its own major in California Uni and so on kalau tak silap and it's being termed as viticulture ( yeah you gotta go to uni in order to take care for those grapes..)hmm...

how about apples?hahah anyone?

amazed

Apple cider is good!!  

mbhcsf

laa...  so  as apple pie lorr...


a boy's answer to a question: based on readers' digest:

what is the biggest desert in the world : APPLE PIE.

amazed

anyway yes apples could come in many forms i love royal gala..
well just out of interest since the wine industry has its own major in California

I said apple cider in conjunction with the 'wine' topic that we talked about in that previous post.

amazed

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

hamizao

But then apples are sooo..............common.

mbhcsf

that's why...how about nectarine..

amazed

Men are Like...

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it.

amazed

Women are Like...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.  


LMFAO @ the last one!!

amazed

Dictionary of Dating

ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

amazed

Consciousness - the time between naps.

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Wedding rings -  The world's smallest handcuffs.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

Paradox - two physicians.

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.

Alimony - the cost of loving.

Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.

amazed

Men are like a pack of cards;  you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.