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DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE
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sayang...
TO Paja dearie
Subhanallah so beautiful dear..appreciate it very much...bless you:bg::bg::bg::bg::bg::bg: |
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Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-10-2 11:17 PM:
salam and greetings to all..
ade MYL tonite at 1:30 am TV2 ..
until then happy viewing
tonite??? i'm getting confused with the sitcom's scheduling already ... yang mana satu yea Da?? malam ni ke .... malam esok??? but kalau 1:30am tu dah kira esok ler kan?:stp:
hmmmmm confused, confused!
izzie .. moh kita pekena kopi dulu .... hilangkan konpus! 
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MYL - VERY late Thursday Nite
Err, guys.....harapnya you all tak terlepas tengok MYL last nite. Memang akan timbul confusion bila timing dia pukul 1.30am, whether it's Thursday or Friday. For me, untuk ingat schedule MYL ialah it's after Angel, well not directly.... but you know what I mean.
Anyway, the re-caps will be posted Monday morning....Insya Allah. The episode's was simply hilarious.....esp. Juan & Mr. Brown, too . |
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that meansssss .. i'd missed MYL .. again!!!! alahaiiiiiii ..... 
katt .. will patiently wait for your monday recaps  |
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Originally posted by Paja at 3-10-2003 11:48 AM:
that meansssss .. i'd missed MYL .. again!!!! alahaiiiiiii .....
katt .. will patiently wait for your monday recaps
Same with me...again:cry: |
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sian kita kan izzie ...
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[quote]Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬 |
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okay sayang semua....
salam..
it 's on 0130 hrs on Thursday ( LATE thursday nite) tapi kalau ikut maths EARLY FRIDAY MORNING AT 0130 hrs......
THank you KAtt ..ala ..Paja Dearie nanti i pm you lah bila nak MYL ..okay ..cayang?:bg::bg::bg: |
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eh..Paja Dearie...
semau bestnyer ade da tea party ....kat rumahi ..alaa ade durian...well apple ader?
durian i tak tahan ler...ooops sorry |
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Minat juga sitkom ni but terlalu lewatlah!
kalau awal sikit siarannye ok juga! |
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MYL > NO FLOWERS BY REQUEST <
Sorry ya, lambat sikit with the re-caps. Hope that all of you will like them, a 4-parter altogether (4 bahagian). Kalau ada yang tak berapa kena dengan the dialogues, harap maafkan....memang tak familiar with some of the British terms. Can't help it ^_^.
Anyway, enjoy it, smile always & have a good week, too. |
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MYL > NO FLOWERS BY REQUEST < Part 1
Ms. Courtney: Good Evening, Mr. Cervantes.
Juan : Bueno Noches, Senora. (err, not sure about the greetings but it's in Spanish)
Ms. Courtney: In the first place, Mr. Cervantes....I'm not a Senora.
Juan : Senorita.
Ms. Courtney: In the second place, I would be very much obliged if you would speak more English in school.
Juan : So right!
Ms. Courtney: And another thing Mr. Cervantes, there is no such word in the English language as "so right". Correct terminology is "it is all right" or "it's all right" or even just "alright". You understand?
Juan : So right!
Ms. Courtney: I give up!
Juan : Ohhhh......
Ms. Courtney: What ever is the matter?
Juan : I'm going to be sick.
Ms. Courtney: Not here I hope.
Juan : My stomach, she's down....slide up.
Ms. Courtney: Well, why don't you go see a doctor?
Juan : I'm going tonight after lecture.
In the classroom
Max : Hey Amigo! Would you like a cigar?
Juan : No, no....thank you.
Su Lee : You are not yourself tonight.
Ali : Of course he's himself. Who else could he be?
Anna : Su Lee means something is wrong!
Juan : She is right.
Danielle : What is it, Juan?
Juan : I'm going to be sick. (he pronounced it as "sik" )
Giovanni : Holli Raviolli! You changed your religion! The Pope's not going to like that.
Ranjeet : I am welcome you like a brother but you must be wearing the turban.
Juan : What's the matter? You're crazy! I'm sick in my stomach!! Pardon, (pronounced Perdon) I'm going to see if I have fever.
Taro : In Japan, we take-o temperature from different place. Not mouth-o.
Jamila : I not want to know where you be put thermometer.
Taro : We put under arms.
Mr. Brown : (Walking in)Sit at your places, everybody. Something the matter, Juan?
Juan : (Thermometer in his mouth) Hmmp, mmp hmmmm mmph..
Mr. Brown : What?
Giovanni : He says he's not feeling very well.
Mr. Brown : Really? What's wrong?
Juan : Hmp, mmph hmmmp mmph mmm
Mr. Brown : Sorry, what you say?
Giovanni : He says stop asking the stupid questions. He's got a thermometer in his mouth....
Mr. Brown : Have you got a temperature?
Juan : Hmmmpmmm....( looking at his watch)
Mr. Brown : What?
Giovanni : Momento....
Juan : (Checking the thermometer) Santa Marie!!!
Mr. Brown : What is it?
Juan : I am dead!!!
Mr. Brown : Don't be ridiculous!
Juan : I have NO temperature!
Mr. Brown : You're looking at the wrong end.
Juan : Haa...so right! What is it? (giving the thermometer to Mr. Brown)
Mr. Brown : 98. 4
Juan : Huu..huuu, I am dying!
Mr. Brown : That's normal!
Juan : Eh! maybe that thermometer don't work?
Mr. Brown : Yes, it is. And right now, it's the only thing that works in this class.
The Exercise on General Knowledge: Good questions, hopeless answers ^_^
Mr. Brown : Now, you all failed in your Lower Certificate of Cambridge examination once And I don't want a repetition of that at the end of this term. So, tonight I'm going to ask each of you to pick one of the 10 subjects I've written on the blackboard and I shall ask questions about it....very straightforward. Music, British History, the Royal Family, Poetry, Shakespeare, etc..
Mr. Brown : Right, who is going to start the ball rolling?
Ali : We're not having a ball to be rolling anywhere.
Mr. Brown : Alright Ali, just stand up and you can start. Which subject do you pick?
Ali : Oh blimey! ..Television?
Mr. Brown : Television, right! Who is known as the "Father of Television"?
Ali : Amen Andrews! (?)(Sorry, I have no idea...)
Mr. Brown : Logie Baird!
Ali : Oh blimey! I'm seeing him last night with his little friend Booboo.
Mr. Brown : That's Yogi Bear! I'm talking about Logie Baird, the man who invented television.
Ali : Sorry, please...
Mr. Brown : Yes, how much is a television licence?
Ali : I'm not knowing, I never buy one.
Mr. Brown : I hope you realize that you could get in serious trouble for not having a licence.
Ali : Please tell me something. The money for the licence....is for BBC, yes?
Mr. Brown : Yes.
Ali : Then, I'm jolly ok....I only watch ITV!
Mr. Brown : It doesn't work that way, Ali. You still need a licence. Now, Anna....which subject would you like?
Anna : The Royal Family.
Mr. Brown : Royal Family. Who is the Prince of Wales?
Anna : Harry..(sorry, tak dapat 'tangkap' the last name)
Mr. Brown : Prince Charles. Which recent king of England was never crowned?
Anna : Edvard, Duke of Vindsor. (=Edward, Duke of Windsor)
Mr. Brown : Good! Max, pick a subject.
Max : Err, British Politics?
Mr. Brown : Politics....right, where does the term Gladstone Bag come from?
Max : Mrs. Gladstone!
Mr. Brown : Gladstone Bag is the name given to a bag made popular by one of our Prime Ministers, William Hewitt Gladstone.
Max : Sorry, boss.
Mr. Brown : I'lll ask you another. What function does the *Mace have in the House of Commons?
Max : They have the mace....
Mr. Brown : Yes?
Max : To eat the cheese!
Mr. Brown : That's mice!
Max : Maybe I pick hanother subject?
Mr. Brown : Maybe you just sit down, Max.
Max : Hokey..(but he's not happy  )
* The Mace is a staff of office symbolising authority
[ Last edited by katt on 6-10-2003 at 12:47 AM ] |
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MYL > NO FLOWERS BY REQUEST < Part 2
Still on General Knowledge: more hopeless answers ^_^
Mr. Brown : Danielle, let's see which subject do you prefer.
Danielle : I prefer the subject of love...
Mr. Brown : Yes, I'm sure you do but it’s not written on the board. Pick one that is written down.
Danielle : Ok, Shakespeare.
Mr. Brown : Shakespeare.....who is Shakespeare's wife?
Danielle : Mrs. Shakespeare!
Mr. Brown : Very clever but what was her maiden name?
Danielle : I do not know.
Mr. Brown : Anna Hathaway. Can you name 3 of the plays Shakespeare wrote?
Danielle : Romeo and Juliet.
Mr. Brown : Good
Danielle : As You Like It.
Mr. Brown : One more?
Danielle : I don't know anymore.
Mr. Brown : Well, I'll give you a clue..King?
Danielle : Kong!!!
Mr. Brown : Lear!
Danielle : Merci!
Mr. Brown :Taro?
Taro : Ah so!
Mr. Brown : Which subject do you choose?
Taro : Poetry
Mr. Brown : Poetry, right....who wrote "Upon Westminster's Bridge"?
Taro : Not know but seem funny place to write....
Mr. Brown : It's a poem by Wordsworth. Who wrote "To a Field Mouse"?
Taro : Sounds like man who is crazy in head-o!
Mr. Brown : It was written by Robert Burns about 200 years ago. Jamila, pick a subject.
Jamila : The Bible.
Mr. Brown : Right, who was Samson?
Jamila : Victor Mature!
Mr. Brown : I beg your pardon?!
Jamila : He was be in telly, in film!
Mr. Brown : Never mind the film, who was he historically?
Jamila : Aaa, aachaa....he was man who be very strong. One night, he bit fancy a hanky-panky with woman, Delilah. He being hanky-panky and she is asking him how he be strong. And he be tell her that it is his long hair. So, one night when he be sleep, she be given him short back and side. And when he's wake, he be taken prisoner and blinded but when his hair be grown long again, he be pull down palace!
Mr. Brown : Is that the authorized version? (Mr. Brown looked so cute when he's not amused ^_^)
Jamila : It's one I see on telly!
Mr. Brown : Giovanni!
Giovanni : Si! Professori.
Mr. Brown : Would you pick a subject, please?
Giovanni : Music.
Mr. Brown : Music....give something from "The Pirates of Penzance".
Giovanni : (Confused) Never heard of them. Are they a punk or a rock group?
Mr. Brown : Pirates of Penzance is an opera by Gilbert and Sullivan.
Giovanni : Ahh, really like him.
Mr. Brown : Who?
Giovanni : Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Mr. Brown : I'm talking about Gilbert and Sullivan.
Giovanni : Hokie kokie....anymore?
Mr. Brown : What can you tell me about *Handel's Largo?
Giovanni : Not much....I never drink that stuff.
All : Ha ha ha ha...
Mr. Brown : Silence! Your lack of general knowledge is no laughing matter. Ranjeet, it's your turn. Pick a subject.
Ranjeet : The British Isles (he's pronouncing Isles as IS-LETS)
Mr. Brown : (his expression when he heard that was priceless) Isles..(pronounced macam "aisles" ). Right, what is the capital of England?
Ranjeet : E!
Mr. Brown : I rephrase that, what is the capital CITY of England?
Ranjeet : London!
Mr. Brown : Correct. Can you name 3 English Counties?
Ranjeet : I'm not knowing any English Counties.
Mr. Brown : Not one?
Ranjeet : The only county I'm knowing is the County of Monte Cristo.
Mr. Brown : That's Count!
Ranjeet : Thousand apologies.
Mr. Brown : Su Lee, pick a subject please.
Su Lee : Only 2 left. Blitish Histoly.
Mr. Brown : British History....who is known as the Black Prince?
Su Lee : Muhammad Ali.
All : Ha ha ha ha ..
Mr. Brown : Edward, the son of Edward the third (Edward III).
Su Lee : Vely solly..
Mr. Brown :Who invented the cotton-spinning machine?
Su Lee : Chang Hoi Fang!
Mr. Brown : Wrong, Sir Richard Arkwright.
Su Lee : Your Sir Lichard Altlight copied invention from Hoi Fang! Typical Western Imperial steals from Chinese scientists! Chinese first to invent telephone, television, ladio (=radio), lefligelator (=refrigerator) and discover penicillin, ladium (=Radium) and lots of other things…
Mr. Brown : Rubbish!
Su Lee : No, China not invent lubbish!
Mr. Brown : Well, some of them just talked it. Juan?
Juan : Si Senor, I pick subject.
Mr. Brown : Yeah, what is it....there's only one left. It's *Hobson’s choice. (= no choice at all)
Juan : No, not Hobson's choice. British Custom.
Mr. Brown : That's what I meant. You know anything about British Custom?
Juan : Plenty, plenty.
Mr. Brown : Oh..good.
Juan : First, you have green or red.
Mr. Brown : Green or red what?
Juan : British Custom (=Immigration)..you have something to declare you go in the red, nothing to declare..green.
Mr. Brown : No, no Juan.
Juan : Si, I know!
Mr. Brown : No, the question is not about those custom. It means the things we British do that are peculiar to us.
Juan : Ahh....speak English!
Mr. Brown : I need a little more than that. I give you an example, on November the 5th. is Guy Fawkes Day that's something we celebrate only in Britain.
Juan : Si. Anymore?
Mr. Brown : There's afternoon tea, cricket, boat race....
Juan : Good, good. Anymore?
Mr. Brown : Chelsea..I'm supposed to be asking you the question!! (Mr. Brown asyik terkena dengan Juan ^_^)
Juan : Eh, so right!
*Handel's Largo = a classical song or music? |
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MYL > NO FLOWERS BY REQUEST < Part 3
Poor Mr. Brown, he broke his leg instead
Ms. Courtney: Any sign of Mr. Brown yet, Sidney?
Sid : Beg your pardon?
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Brown!!
Sid : Oo....Mr. Brown. Oh no, he's not back yet.
Ms. Courtney: It's most inconvenient. I don't know why he had to go to the hospital with Mr. Cervantes.
Sid : Well, somebody had to go with him.
Juan coming out of the elevator, whistling happily
Juan : I come back!
Ms. Courtney: Don't tell me they've taken your appendix out already.
Juan : No have operation, no necessary.
Ms. Courtney: So, you didn't have appendicitis after all.
Juan : No, pain was caused by ? tortilla? (it was something in Spanish)
Ms. Courtney: That sounds serious. What is it?
Juan : Too much eating, hehe. Perdon, perdon. (Juan's so cute when he giggles)
Ms. Courtney: And where's Mr. Brown?
Juan : He no come back.
Ms. Courtney: What do you mean he no come back?
Juan : When we left the hospital, we come down the stairs. Mr. Brown, he just missed one step and he breaks his legs.
Ms. Courtney: How can he possibly break his leg if he only missed one step?
Juan : Step he miss, top step (Juan's pointing up).
At the hospital
Mr. Brown : Do you know when I'll be discharged?
Nurse : Probably tomorrow.
Mr. Brown : Thank goodness for that! I can't wait to get beck to my students. I shudder to think what they do without me. (well, his students were having a lot of fun until Ms. Courtney took over ^_^)
Still on General Knowledge with Ms. Courtney with more & more hopeless answers ^_^
Ms. Courtney: Come along, settle down! Now, I intent to find out how you're coming along with your English.
Ali : We're learning very much the well English.
Giovanni : That’s right! I speak the English so good nobody noticed that I'm Italian.
Ms. Courtney: I find that very hard to believe!
Giovanni : See, even you don't know!
All : Ha ha ha ha ..
Ms. Courtney: Silence! I'm going to ask you general questions on everyday topics. First of all, can anyone tell me what the first day of the week is?
Jamila :Sunny Day!
Ms. Courtney: No, it's not Sunny Day.
Jamila : Rainy Day?
Ms. Courtney: SUNDAY!! Repeat it please.
Jamila : It please.
Ms. Courtney: Repeat the word, SUNDAY!!
Jamila : SUNDAY!! (imitating Ms. Courtney)
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Nadim, name me 2 seasons.
Ali : Salt and pepper!
Ms. Courtney: Those are seasonings! Now give me the names of 2 seasons of the year.
Ali : Oh dearie me!
Ms. Courtney: Anybody?
Su Lee : Spling time!
Ms. Courtney: SPRRING time.
Su Lee : SPRRRING time (now, she's imitating Ms. Courtney)
Ms. Courtney: Now, Mr. Nadim.....what comes after spring time?
Ali : Holiday time!
Ms. Courtney: Summer time!
Ali : Jelly good!
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Cervantes?
Juan : Si, Senora.
Ms. Courtney: What do the letters AC mean?
Juan : Por ta vor?
Ms. Courtney: What does AC mean?
Juan : Four.
Ms. Courtney: Not four.
Juan : Sure. AC spade, AC heart, AC diamond....(Could he mean ACE instead? ^_^)
Ms. Courtney: AC means Alternating Current.
Juan : Perdon, wrong number!
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Papandrious ?
Max : Yes, Ms. Courtney.
Ms. Courtney: I don't suppose you can give the name of any other sort of current?
Max : Sure, blackcurrants!
Ms. Courtney: I'm talking about electricity! AC, alternating current....DC is direct current.
Max : Hokey.
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Nagasumi?
Taro : Ah so!
Ms. Courtney: What would it signify if I said you were *"a dog in the manger"?
Taro : Would say you are crazy in head!
Ms. Courtney: I beg your pardon?!?
Taro : I am man-o, not dog-o.
Ms. Courtney: You are also rather stupid!
* A dog in the manger = A mean-spirited individual who will not use what is wanted by another, nor yet let the other have it to use; one who prevents another enjoying something without any benefit to himself. |
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MYL > NO FLOWERS BY REQUEST < Part 4
the story continues ^_^
Ms. Courtney: Ms. Schmidt?
Anna : Ya!
Ms. Courtney: You were on a train going to Glasgow.
Anna : Why am I going to Glasgow?
Ms. Courtney: Doesn't matter why. You want to sleep on the train. What would you ask for?
Anna : A bed!
Ms. Courtney: You would have a berth in the sleeping car.
Anna : Nay!! How can I have a birth when I am not pregnant?
Ms. Courtney: Are you serious?
Anna : I'm saving myself when I meet Mr. Right.
Ms. Courtney: For your information Ms. Schmidt, a berth....B-E-R-T-H is the name given to a bed on a ship or a train.
Anna : You must think I'm very stupid.
Ms. Courtney: That's the most sensible remark I’ve heard in the classroom so far. Mademoiselle Favre?
Danielle : Oui, Mademoiselle Courtney.
Ms. Courtney: Where's St. Paul's?
Danielle : St. Paul's what?
Ms. Courtney: St. Paul's Cathedral.
Danielle : I do not know. Somewhere in London, I think.
Ms. Courtney: It's near Luckett Circus. Have you been to Luckett Circus? (Sorry, I have no idea)
Danielle : No, but I have been to Billy Marks' Circus (?).
Ms. Courtney: You are all absolutely hopeless!! Doesn't anybody know anything?
Ranjeet : Yes, please! I am knowing lots of things!
Ms. Courtney: Are you?
Ranjeet : Absolutely!
Ms. Courtney: Do you know what a philistine is?
Ranjeet : Most certainly! It is medicine that is fortifying the over-forties!
Ms. Courtney: It is nothing of the sort!
Ranjeet : Thousand apologies!
Ms. Courtney: You are all *philistines!
Ali : Oh no! I am Pakistan!
* Philistine = smug and ignorant and indifferent or hostile to artistic and cultural values
Juan the messenger
Juan : Hey, Giovanni....you get me cup of tea. I phone hospital to see how is Mr. Brown.
Giovanni : Hokie kokie!
Juan : Hello! Would you tell me how is Mr. Brown?
Nurse : Mr. Brown? Could I have the Christian name, please?
Juan : Juan. (he misunderstood the question )
Nurse : Juan? Is he Spanish?
Juan : No. I am Spanish.
Nurse : I see. Juan is Spanish for 'John', isn't it?
Juan : Si, Senora.
Nurse : You hold on a moment, please.
Juan : Si, si.
Nurse : Are you a relative?
Juan : No, no....just a friend.
Nurse : Well, I'm afraid I have a rather bad news for you.
Juan : Mr. Brown is worse?
Nurse : He had a heart attack during the night.
Juan : Ohh, Santa Marie! You mean Mr. Brown is dead!?! Huuh huu huuu!!!!
The next day
Ms. Courtney: Good Morning Sidney.
Sid : Good Morning, Ms. Courtney.
Ms. Courtney: It's very sad about Mr. Brown, isn't it?
Sid : True. I thought you might have gone to the funeral this morning.
Ms. Courtney: No, I've got far too upset.
Sid : I know what you mean.
Ms. Courtney: It's so tragic, taken so young.
Sid : It's terrible....(continue sweeping the corridor)
* Then, Mr. Brown arrived on a wheelchair.....coming from behind Sid ^_^
Mr. Brown : Good Morning Sid.
Sid : Good Morning Mr. Brown (turned around and threw away his broom)..HAAAA!!! Ms. Courtney, Ms. Courtney!! GHOST!!!!!!
Ms. Courtney: Haaaa…ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mr. Brown : What is going on!!!
Ms. Courtney: What are you doing here? You're dead!!!
Mr. Brown : Nobody told me about it.
Sid : Is it you, is it really you?
Mr. Brown : Well, I can assure that I'm very much alive.
Ms. Courtney: Then, who's funeral have the students gone to?
In the end
Mr. Brown's back in the hospital with 2 broken legs & 1 broken arm after he landed in an open grave!
Juan : Hi!!
Mr. Brown : Go away!!!
Juan : Heh....you don't mean that.
Mr. Brown : You want to bet?
Juan : We bring you some flowers.
Mr. Brown : Ahh, Juan....you shouldn't have spent money on flowers for me.
Juan : Nah....I don't spent money. We already bought it for your funeral!
The END ^_^ |
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salam...
thank you KAtt............
as usual...
okay
so bolehlah Paja ...Izzie ..LA Lunar ..bacer..monsieur ..tak tengok ker???
and the rest of the fans....:bg::bg::bg::bg: |
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aaaaa KATT .. you are really priceless! thanks a lot dear. |
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Yeah...katt..we all owe you a lot..thanks a zillion |
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sayang semua...
kemugkinan besaq i tak dapat tengok citer ni esok sbb ader engagement sikit kat classified location so i ni dlm "incommunicado" lah ..so enjoy yer you guys tomorrow nite that means
INI HARI KHAMIS 10.10.03
so, MALAM ni / PAGI ni switch the TV ON PADA 0130 hrs ( kita guna 24 heurs systeme okay ....)
i.e 1:30 am FRIDAY ..tapi lewat MLM THURSDAY ..please ..take note yer sayang semua ..
muachhh
luv you guys..:bg::bg::bg::bg::bg:
[ Last edited by mbhcsf on 9-10-2003 at 03:08 AM ] |
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^_^
Thanks you all.....it's no problem :2cool:.
So, thanks to Da @ mbhcsf's extra large announcement, let's watch the show tomorrow, ok ;). |
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