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DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE
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Originally posted by katt at 9-10-2003 02:06 AM:
Thanks you all.....it's no problem :2cool:.
So, thanks to Da @ mbhcsf's extra large announcement, let's watch the show tomorrow, ok ;).
Hehhe..sure.:sp: |
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wokay, wokay DA! read it loud and clear .... will not forget .. just hope my eyes can hold on ler!  |
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salam..
okay sayang semua enjoy ..
adios
salam doakan saya...:bg::bg::bg:
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Hehehe..nasib baik aku bukak thread ni..kejap lagi kan..130 am friday..hehe |
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MYL Re-caps....
Da dear,
Is Monday morning ok with you? Belum buat lagilah, sabar ya.
Anyway, have a safe & successful trip.....Insya Allah. Take care ;). |
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isyyy tah berapa kali miss ler ... awal sangat time dia 1.30am .. cuba tayang lewat sikit dalam pukul 9pm ke, 10pm ke ... 
will wait for katt ... monday! |
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MYL > JUST THE JOB <
Giovanni : Okie kokie everybody! Our troubles are over!
Ranjeet : Ha ha ha....you are emigrating?
Giovanni : 'Xcuze me if I not laugh.
Max : We are going make everybody rich.
Jamila : I'm like very much for be rich!
Giovanni : This time next week, we could have a million pounds!
Taro : We rob bank-o?
Giovanni : No, we win the football pools.
Danielle : You never win on them.
Max : Sure, we have a good system.
Giovanni : All we got to do is pick 11 matches. That gives us 220 lines. We'll bound to get 1 line right.
Jamila : How much we pay?
Giovanni : 20p.
Jamila : Ok, I pay.
Giovanni : Now pick a match you think going to be a scoring draw.
Jamila : Derby v. Queenspark.
Giovanni : Okie kokie, who's next customer?
Taro : Please, please!
Max : Ok, pick a game.
Taro : Ah-so!
Giovanni : Arsenal....
Taro : No, no....Fulham v. ? (sorry, didn't quite catch name of the place)
Giovanni : Ok, who's next?
Ali : My scoring match be Livers' pool v. the City of Bristols.
Giovanni : Liverpool v. the City of the Bristols.
Mr. Brown: What's going on here?
Ali : We're going the football poodles.
Giovanni : You want to join Professori, only 20p.
Max : You could win half a million.
Mr. Brown: I could also lose 20p.
Giovanni : What's with the 20p?
Mr. Brown: It doesn't mean much to you but it is to me. I don't earn a fortune teaching English.
Taro : Why not you ask for a lift-o?
Mr. Brown: Lift-o?
Taro : More money-o.
Mr. Brown:You mean a raise?
Taro : Ah-so.
Giovanni : Forget the 20p. We give you the free lines. Just pick the match..
Mr. Brown: Supposing we pick the match later. Right now, we've got work to do. Come on, in your places. Settle down. Right, tonight we are going to concentrate on the art of conversation, alright. We start with you, Ali and Anna. You come out here please. Now, you have never met before. You are sitting on the park bench, Anna when along comes Ali and sits next to you and starts a conversation. Alright?
Ali and Anna in the park talking about the weather
Ali : Good morning , lady?
Anna : Turns away.
Mr. Brown: Come along Anna, say something.
Anna : I never speak to strange man in the park.
Mr. Brown: It's very commendable but let's assume this time you do. Now, start again.
Ali : Good morning, lady?
Anna : Guten Morgen. (=Good morning in German)
Ali : This being a very nice day?
Anna : Ya.
Mr. Brown: Anna, this is supposed to be a conversation in English. Would you try to speak in English? Try again.
Ali : Good morning, lady.
Anna : Good morning.
Ali : Oh blimey!! (in pain 'cause Anna shook his hand really hard) It's being a very nice day!
Anna : Yes, it is nice veather.
Ali : Yes, it was also very nice weather yesterday.
Anna : Yes, perhaps it will also be nice veather tomorrow.
Ali : Yes, or perhaps it could also be raining?
Anna : Yes, perhaps it could also be raining.
Mr. Brown: Alright, that will do. Thank you both of you. Absolutely scintillating. Right, Juan?
Juan and Su Lee in the restaurant
Juan : Si Senor!
Mr. Brown: Come up please. You are sitting in a restaurant....
Juan : A Spanish restaurant?
Mr. Brown: Yes, when Su Lee enters....
Juan : Err, perdon Senor, what is a Chinese girl doing in a Spanish restaurant?
Mr. Brown: Maybe she likes Spanish food.
Juan : Ah, so right!
Mr. Brown: The restaurant is crowded but there's an empty seat at Juan's table, all right?
Juan's really funny, getting into character by leaning on the imaginary "table".
Mr. Brown: Juan, what are you doing?
Juan : Err, I was leaning on table.
Mr. Brown: Carry on, Su Lee.
Su Lee : Excuse please, this seat taken?
Juan : No. You sit, you sit.
Su Lee : Thank you. Allow me to introduce myself, Chung Su Lee.
Juan : My name is CARLOS.
Mr. Brown: Juan, what do you mean Carlos?
Juan : Err, I never give my right name when I pick girl. Pretty smart, ah?
Mr. Brown: You're not supposed to pick girls. You're just having a conversation.
Juan : Want a drink?
Su Lee : I don’t drink. Bad for liver.
Juan : Aaa, cigarette?
Su Lee : I don't smoke. Bad for lungs.
Juan : Hehehe, I bet you not married, ah?
Su Lee : You are very lude!!! (And she slapped Juan)
Juan : What's the matter? I just make a joke. What you want to talk about?
Su Lee : We would discuss whether dictatorship is better....
Juan : We can't do that.
Su Lee : Why not?
Juan : Because I don't understand what you're talking about!
Mr. Brown: Su Lee, does every conversation have to be a political rally? Ok, Max and Danielle, will you come out please? Let's assume you're at a party. You've just been introduced to Danielle. Use your imagination to start a conversation.
Max and Danielle at the party
Max : (Whistles at Danielle) Hello beautiful!
Danielle : Hello gorgeous!
Max : Hey, this party not so good, eh? Why not we go somewhere else?
Danielle : Let's go back to my place.
Max : Hokey.
Mr. Brown: That was a short conversation.
Mr. Brown & Mr. English
Sid : There's an old geezer who wants to see you. He's in the canteen.
Mr. Brown: What does he want?
Sid : I don't know but he says it's very urgent.
Mr. Brown: Very well. While I'm away, you can do some exercise.
Juan : Hey! I know plenty exercise. 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 19, 24.
Mr. Brown: Not that sort of exercise. Exercises from your book, page 120.
Juan : Sorry, wrong number!
Mr. English: Aaa-choo!
Gladys : Would you like another cup of tea, Mr.. .err?
Mr. English: English. No, thank you.
Gladys : Oh, you know....you do remind me of my husband.
Mr. English: Really?
Gladys : Yes, just before he died!
Mr. English: Ah, Mr. Brownstone!
Mr. Brown : Brown.
Mr. English: Mr. Brown, yes! I'm English.
Mr. Brown : Oh, Congratulations! So am I.
Mr. English: No, no. My name is English.
Mr. Brown : Oh, sorry!
Mr. English: Can we sit down?
Mr. Brown : I'm quite busy.
Mr. English: Oh, I won't be a moment. After all, this is a confidential matter. My card.
Mr. Brown : The English school of Languages. Principal H. C. English.
Mr. English: Right! Now then, I shall come straight to the point.
Mr. Brown : Good!
Mr. English: No more beating around the bush!
Mr. Brown : Absolutely!
Mr. English: Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Mr. Brown : Very true.
Mr. English: Now, where was I?
Mr. Brown : You were going to come straight to the point.
Mr. English: Yes, yes. Thank you very much Mr. Browner.
Mr. Brown : Brown!
Mr. English: Yes, Brown. Well, you see....our English teacher for foreign students has left rather hurriedly. I want you to take his place.
Mr. Brown : You're offering me a job?
Mr. English: Your name was given to me by one of your former student, Ms. Svenson.
Mr. Brown : Ah, yes. Ingrid!
Mr. English: Ingrid! Err, I like you to start the job as quick as you can.
Mr. Brown : I haven't said I take it.
Mr. English: The starting salary is 5 thousand pounds a year. Rising up to 7 and a half by yearly increment.
Mr. Brown : That's very generous.
Mr. English: A labourer worthy of his hire!
Mr. Brown : I like to think it over.
Mr. English: Well, don't wait too long. I need to know by tomorrow, Mr. ....
Mr. Brown : Brown!
Mr. English: I know, I know. (and he left)
Sid : Bad news, Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown : On the contrary. I've just been offered a job of 5 thousand a year!
Sid : Are you going to take the job?
Mr. Brown : I said I'll think it over. After all, money is not everything. What's important is job satisfaction.
Sid : Yeah.
Mr. Brown : That money cannot buy.
Sid : No.
Mr. Brown : I've decided what I'm going to do.
Sid : You're going to stay here?
Mr. Brown : No, I'm taking the job!
* To be continued ^_^ *
[ Last edited by katt on 13-10-2003 at 02:42 AM ] |
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Originally posted by katt at 13-10-2003 02:13 AM:
Ali and Anna in the park talking about the weather
Ali : Good morning , lady?
Anna : Turns away.
Mr. Brown: Come along Anna, say something.
Anna : I never speak to strange man in the park.
Mr. Brown: It's very commendable but let's assume this time you do. Now, start again.
Ali : Good morning, lady?
Anna : Guten Morgen. (=Good morning in German)
Ali : This being a very nice day?
Anna : Ya.
Mr. Brown: Anna, this is supposed to be a conversation in English. Would you try to speak in English? Try again.
Ali : Good morning, lady.
Anna : Good morning.
Ali : Oh blimey!! (in pain 'cause Anna shook his hand really hard) It's being a very nice day!
Anna : Yes, it is nice veather.
Ali : Yes, it was also very nice weather yesterday.
Anna : Yes, perhaps it will also be nice veather tomorrow.
Ali : Yes, or perhaps it could also be raining?
Anna : Yes, perhaps it could also be raining.
Mr. Brown: Alright, that will do. Thank you both of you. Absolutely scintillating. Right, Juan?
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Funny..
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Originally posted by katt at 13-10-2003 02:13 AM:
Juan and Su Lee in the restaurant
Juan : Si Senor!
Mr. Brown: Come up please. You are sitting in a restaurant....
Juan : A Spanish restaurant?
Mr. Brown: Yes, when Su Lee enters....
Juan : Err, perdon Senor, what is a Chinese girl doing in a Spanish restaurant?
Mr. Brown: Maybe she likes Spanish food.
Juan : Ah, so right!
Mr. Brown: The restaurant is crowded but there's an empty seat at Juan's table, all right?
Juan's really funny, getting into character by leaning on the imaginary "table".
Mr. Brown: Juan, what are you doing?
Juan : Err, I was leaning on table.
Mr. Brown: Carry on, Su Lee.
Su Lee : Excuse please, this seat taken?
Juan : No. You sit, you sit.
Su Lee : Thank you. Allow me to introduce myself, Chung Su Lee.
Juan : My name is CARLOS.
Mr. Brown: Juan, what do you mean Carlos?
Juan : Err, I never give my right name when I pick girl. Pretty smart, ah?
Mr. Brown: You're not supposed to pick girls. You're just having a conversation.
Juan : Want a drink?
Su Lee : I don抰 drink. Bad for liver.
Juan : Aaa, cigarette?
Su Lee : I don't smoke. Bad for lungs.
Juan : Hehehe, I bet you not married, ah?
Su Lee : You are very lude!!! (And she slapped Juan)
Juan : What's the matter? I just make a joke. What you want to talk about?
Su Lee : We would discuss whether dictatorship is better....
Juan : We can't do that.
Su Lee : Why not?
Juan : Because I don't understand what you're talking about!
This is very funny..tak tahan aku tgk muka si juan tu..innocent je..
[ Last edited by 蝯z坞悬衻 on 13-10-2003 at 02:54 AM ] |
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Thanks katt:bg:
Cant wait for max part buat cheering tu.. |
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kelakar sangat part juan ngan sue lee, danielle & max ... heheheh .. whoever the scriptwriter was just brilliant!!
thanks katt dear! |
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MYL > JUST THE JOB 2 <
Ms. Courtney: Leaving!?!
Mr. Brown : Yes, I'm sorry to spring it up on you like this, Ms. Courtney but it's too good an opportunity to miss.
Ms. Courtney: I see, and when do you propose to take this new position?
Mr. Brown : He wants we to start straight away so I think I report to him first thing in the morning.
Ms. Courtney: This doesn't give me much time to find a replacement.
Mr. Brown : I know but I can't afford the risk losing the job.
Ms. Courtney: Very well, Mr. Brown. You obviously have made up your mind. I wish you every success.
Mr. Brown : Thank you.
Ms. Courtney: I hope you'll be happy but I think I can safely say that you won't find another principal like me.
Mr. Brown : I'm sure I won't.
Ms. Courtney: 
In the classroom
Mr. Brown: Right. Time's up. Leave your books on my desk. But before you go, I've got something to tell you. I shan't be teaching you after tonight.
All : Oh.. .?!?
Ali : Oh, dearie me! Have you got the bag?
Mr. Brown: The bag?
Ali : Yes please. Has Ms. Courtney given you the bag?
Mr. Brown: You mean the "sack"!
Ali : Jelly good!
Mr. Brown: No, I shall be leaving for a better job.
Ranjeet : We are being very sad to be losing you.
Danielle : I'll miss you very much.
Max : We hall miss you.
Juan : Maybe you change your mind, eh?
Mr. Brown: No, I must strike while the iron's still hot!
Giovanni : Holli Raviolli! You're gonna get a job in a laundry!!!
Mr. Brown: No, I'm just using a figure of speech. I'm doing the same job at a commercial school but for a lot more money. Well, come along. Thank you everybody!
Mr. Brown trying to get his job back
Ms. Courtney: Enter!
Mr. Brown : Hello Ms. Courtney.
Ms. Courtney: Mr. Brown! This is a surprise. Did you forget anything when you left last night?
Mr. Brown : No, no..
Ms. Courtney: And what do I owe the honour of this visit?
Mr. Brown : Well, I, aaa.. ..you've done something to your hair?
Ms. Courtney: My hair?
Ms. Brown : Looks different somehow, very much feminine.
Ms. Courtney: Ohh-oh.. ..really?
Mr. Brown : If you don't mind me saying so, you look really quite attractive.
Ms. Courtney: Ohh-oh, ah.. .. All right Mr. Brown, what you’re after?!
Mr. Brown : Pardon?
Ms. Courtney: I'm wise enough to know that I've been soften up! Now, what is it that you want? A reference, no doubt!
Mr. Brown : No, not exactly.
Ms. Courtney: No? What is it, then?
Mr. Brown : I'll come straight to the point. I thought about this job last night and I suddenly realized that money isn’t anything.
Ms. Courtney: Really?
Mr. Brown : After all, you can't buy happiness.
Ms. Courtney: So, you decided not to take this job?
Mr. Brown : You're very perceptive.
Ms. Courtney: I try to call earlier today to ask you to bring back the register. Mr. English said you weren’t there because they haven't been a vacancy there.
Mr. Brown : Ahh.. ..
Ms. Courtney: And now you come crawling back to me, hoping to be reinstated.
Mr. Brown : I will be grateful.. ..
Ms. Courtney: Oh, good.. except for one thing, I have already engaged a new teacher!
Mr. Brown :
The Strategy
Ali : I wondering what new teacher will be like?
Danielle : He won't be as nice as Mr. Brown.
Jamila : Maybe we'll get a lady teacher!
Max : Hey!! Listen heverybodies! The boss' back!
Taro : Mr. Brown-o?
Giovanni : He didn't get the job.
Ranjeet : He can be coming back here?
Juan : It's too late! We got a new teacher.
Giovanni : If new teacher leaves, Professori can come back!
Su Lee : How can he leave?
Giovanni : We fix it! We all act stupid. New teacher thinks "I not teach these people, I leave".
Juan : That's a good idea, Amigo! We all give stupid answer!
Anna : For you, that is easy.
All : Ha ha ha !!!
* the final part coming soon.....tunggu  * |
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MYL > JUST THE JOB 3 <
All the stupid answers!
Ms. Courtney: Hurry up everybody, sit down! This is your new teacher, Mr. Wilkins. These are your students, Ali Nadim, Anna Schmidt, Juan Cervantes, Chung Su Lee, Ranjeet Singh, Giovanni Cupella, Danielle Favre, Max Papandrous, Jamila Ranjhar and Taro Nagasumi (she said this all in one breath!) You will know them soon enough. If there's any problem, I'll be in my office.
Mr. Wilkins: Right! I do hope we all are going to get together extremely well. You, can you tell me how far are you up to?
Juan : Por ta vor?
Mr. Wilkins: Tell me how far are you up to.
Juan : Ahh, I am 5 feet 11 inches.
Mr. Wilkins: No, not how tall you are.. ..
Juan : 5 feet 11 inches!!
Mr. Wilkins: Never mind. I'll soon find out what progress you’ve made so far. You, what is the feminine of drake?(=itik jantan)
Ali : Miss drake.
Mr. Wilkins: Really? You, spell "cough".
Su Lee : k- o - f – f
Mr. Wilkins: You, give me a sentence using the word "defer".
Max : Minks are bred for "defer" (=the fur).
Mr. Wilkins: You, explain the meaning of the phrase "to bury the hatchet".
Danielle : To chop someone head's off!
Mr. Wilkins: You, complete the following proverb: People in glass houses.. ..
Giovanni : Should undress in the dark!
Mr. Wilkins: Explain what is meant by a "Circular Letter" (=Surat Pekeliling)
Ranjeet : Most certainly! The circular letter is the letter "O".
Mr. Wilkins: You!
Taro : Ah-so!
Mr. Wilkins: What is an aspirate?
Taro : It is a tablet-o you take-o when-o you have cold-o.
Mr. Wilkins: (desperate) You, could you please, please tell me what is the opposite of a coward?
Jamila : A bull-ard!
Mr. Wilkins: I am appalled at your lack of knowledge at the English language. In all my years, I have never come across a class so ignorant as you are. No wonder your teacher left. I am going to take this as a personal challenge. I'm going to teach you English even if it takes me a lifetime!
Students : Oops! :sp:
Welcome Back Mr. Brown
Max : The boss is coming! Nice to see you boss. 3 hooray hip hips for the boss!
Max :Hooray!
All :Hip hip!!
Max :Hooray!
All :Hip hip!!
Max :Hooray!
All :Hip hip!!
Max : All yours, boss!
Mr. Brown: Thank you very much.
Juan : So right!
Ranjeet : We are getting you back.
Mr. Brown: What do you mean you are getting me back?
Ali : Oh blimey! We get rid of Mr. Wilikins so you can be returning!
Mr. Brown: He left because of your behaviour?
Taro : Not so!
Danielle : Last night, Mr. English came to find you.
Anna : He want to tell you that he has a job for you after all.
Mr. Brown: That is good news!
Juan : That is good news, now come the bad news.
Jamila : We are be tell Mr. English that you are not want be job.
Su Lee : So, he gave the job to Mr. Wilikins.
Juan : We plenty smart, eh?
Mr. Brown: Yeah.. ..
Giovanni : Professori, now we have the more good news and the more bad news.
Mr. Brown: Oh?
Giovanni : First the more good news, we got 8 scoring draws at the football pools!
Max : The bad news is, we forgot to post the coupon!!
Mr. Brown: Well, I've got some good news and bad news for you. First, the good news.. .. now that I'm back, I'm staying.
All : Yeah! Yay! Yay!
Mr. Brown: Now the bad news. You'll get extra homework every night!
All : No!!! Nahh!!!
* The End. That's all, folks ^_^ * |
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Last Season?
dgr kata..yg tayang skang ni dah musim terakhir..betul ke?
kalau betul..tinggal brapa episod lagi? |
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Post time 9-10-2003 02:02 PM
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