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DEAR FANS, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE-LATE THURSDAY NITE

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Post time 30-10-2003 01:48 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 2003-10-28 12:07 PM:
Giovanni cakap "these foreigners are all stupid" sebab mereka tak faham maksud "let your hair down" yang dia cakap sebelum tu. It was meant to be funny sebab Giovanni sendiri terlupa yang he's also a foreigner.


oooh

Tak pasti apa maksud 'holli raviolli' sebenarnya tapi it's something macam 'oh blimey' yang Ali selalu sebut tu. Perhaps?


perhaps perhaps perhaps..
kalau si Giovanni ni..aku paling suka bila dia cakap 'santa maria'..
siapa tau apa maksudnya tu?
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Post time 30-10-2003 01:55 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-10-29 11:16 AM:
oh tentu bnoleh sekali ..dong..
ngak aper-aper sih..( eh monsieur betul tak ni omomgan ini???)


ya patutnya kalo yg betul.."ngak apa-apa sih"..nahh..begini dong..;)

p/s: just the eyes?..how come?..bukan 1 pakej dgn muka sekali ke? :re:
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Post time 30-10-2003 02:40 PM | Show all posts

The ending

Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-10-29 12:06 AM:
Katt dearie..mana sambungannya.....how naive he is mr brown...poor man..




The last part of last week's MYL episode

Mr. Brown: Just a minute, you want to get married to stay in the country for no other reason?

Anna       : Ya.

Mr. Brown: Oh! Thank heavens for that!

All           : ?!?!


Giovanni  : Okie kokie, when do we fix the wedding?

Mr. Brown: There won't be a wedding!

All           : Ahh, Mr. Brown!?!

Mr. Brown: Look, Anna.. as much as I sympathise with your predicament, it won’t be the right thing to do. I may be old-fashioned but I believe people should marry for love.

Anna       : Ya, you are right. Excuse me, I go fix my face (cries and ran to the ladies')

Mr. Brown: Honestly, I'm surprised at you lot. Making a stupid idea like that.

Danielle   : We only wanted to help Anna.

Jamila      : We feel be sorry for her.

Mr. Brown: I'm sure you mean well. Oh, cheers! I go and get more drinks.

Su Lee     : Poor Anna.

Danielle    : She is going to be very sad.

Max         : We have to fix something, Giovanni.

Giovanni   : Ey, I got it, Maxie. We get him drunk!

Juan        : Who we get drunk?

Giovanni  : Professori!! Then, tomorrow he not remember anything and we tell him that he agree to marry Anna in here tonight in front of the witnesses!

Danielle   : Anna will never agree to that!

Giovanni  : Sure she will.

Danielle   : How you know?

Giovanni  : We get her drunk as well!!


The next day, in school: (Juan, Giovanni & Max's already waiting for Mr. Brown in the corridor ^_^)

Sid          : Good evening, Mr. Brown.

Mr. Brown: Not particularly.

Sid          : Feeling under the weather?

Mr. Brown: Just a bit. I had a little bit of drink last night.

Giovanni  : Buenos seras, Professori.

Max         : How you feeling, boss?

Mr. Brown: Terrible.

Juan        : Last night you were very happy man.

Mr. Brown: Was I?

Giovanni  : You not remember dancing on the table?

Mr. Brown: I didn't!?!!

Max         : You did, with Anna.

Juan        : Just after you asked her to marry you.

Mr. Brown: I'm afraid I....  What did you say I did?

Giovanni  : You asked Anna to marry you.

Mr. Brown: NOOO.....

Max         : Oh yes! You said you feel sorry for her.

Juan        : You don't want her to go back to Germany so you tell her you marry her.

Mr. Brown: You sure?

Giovanni  : Positive! She's going to fix the wedding tonight!

Juan        : You're very lucky man! (And the 3 of them, Juan, Max & Giovanni did the wedding waltz ^_^)

Sid          : Congratulations!

Mr. Brown: I don't want congratulations.

Sid          : Come to think of it, weddings are occasions for mourning.

Mr. Brown: I'm not getting married!

Sid          : But they seemed that you are.

Mr. Brown: They are wrong and I am going to tell them that.


In the classroom:

Mr. Brown: Right. Now, at your places, everybody. I've got something to say. Oh, Anna....just the person I wanted to see.

Anna       : I don't know what to say to you.

Mr. Brown: I rather you didn't say anything.

Anna       : What you did last night was wonderful.

Mr. Brown: Well, it's about last night.

Anna       : I will never forget it.

Mr. Brown: Will you listen to me?

Anna       : But I can't let you marry me.

Mr. Brown: I may have one or two....what did you say??

Anna       : I cannot let you marry me. There's no need.

Mr. Brown: You mean you found someone else.

Anna       : I telephoned the Home Secretary.

Mr. Brown: You can't marry him!! He's already got a wife!

Anna       : I phoned about my visa and he tells me I can stay because I'm part of "common market".

All           : Yay!!!

Mr. Brown: That is good news!

Anna       : But how can I thank you for your kind offer?

Mr. Brown: Well, it was nothing .

Anna       : Would you have actually done the thing?

Mr. Brown: Yes, that's what friends are for.

Anna       : Then you will like Ava.

Mr. Brown: Pardon?!?

Anna       : My friend, she is from East Germany so she is not in "common market". Ava??

AVA        : Which is Mr. Brown?

All           : Everybody's pointing at a terrified Mr. Brown .

Ava         : Come to Ava!! (And the chase is on ^_^) .
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Post time 31-10-2003 09:58 PM | Show all posts
Semalam ada tak:stp:
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Post time 1-11-2003 04:13 AM | Show all posts
MYL nih tayang kul brapa?
dah 2 kali Fly miss MYL .. dpt tgk 15 mins jer
tak puas ati betul
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Post time 2-11-2003 01:36 AM | Show all posts
Ada lagi ke MYL ni:stp:
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Post time 3-11-2003 12:53 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by yellow belmont at 2003-10-30 01:48 AM:
perhaps perhaps perhaps..
kalau si Giovanni ni..aku paling suka bila dia cakap 'santa maria'..
siapa tau apa maksudnya tu?


Kalau tak silap, maksudnya something like "Oh My God" in his language & culture......

Can anyone help clarify this?
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Post time 3-11-2003 12:54 AM | Show all posts

MYL on 30/10/03

[quote]Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬
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Post time 3-11-2003 12:57 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by fly_in_d_sky at 2003-11-1 04:13 AM:
MYL nih tayang kul brapa?
dah 2 kali Fly miss MYL .. dpt tgk 15 mins jer
tak puas ati betul


Patutnya ikut schedule pukul 1.30 pagi tapi dah dua minggu berturut-turut, start lebih cepat dari biasa. Last week's episode sampai 15 min lebih cepat.

Kalau lambat pasang tv, memang miss banyak :cf:.
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Post time 3-11-2003 12:58 AM | Show all posts
[quote]Originally posted by 蝯z坞悬
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Post time 3-11-2003 01:06 AM | Show all posts

MYL - The Episode on 30/10/03

THE SCHOOL FETE

Juan           : Bueno Noches, Senora.

Ms. Courtney: Ahh, Good Evening Mr. Cervantes. How's your English?

Juan            : Por ta vor?

Ms. Courtney: Your English?

Juan            : You're English. Me Spanish.

Ms. Courtney: Sorry I asked! (and she left)

Juan            : I come first to talk to you. How do you say ombre to ombre?

Mr. Brown    : Man to man.

Juan            : So right! I have meet a beautiful senorita.

Mr. Brown    : I have met a beautiful girl!

Juan            : Ey, just like me? What's her name?

Mr. Brown    : I haven't met anyone. I was merely correcting your English!

Juan            : Ey? Spanish!

Mr. Brown    : ?!?!

Juan            : Ah, so right. I want to take Rita, that's her name for the weekend holiday but she lives with her mother. I don't know if her mother let her come with me.

Mr. Brown    : Why don't you ask her mother?

Juan            : I don't want to go with her mother!

Mr. Brown    : Ask her mother if Rita can go away with you.

Juan            : You think she let her?

Mr. Brown    : I don't know. What's your intention?

Juan            : Por ta vor?

Mr. Brown    : I'll be blunt. Are you hoping to get Rita to your room?

Juan            : Nooo....

Mr. Brown    : Good!

Juan            : Not my room, her room! We booked 1 room!

Mr. Brown    : In that case, I can't help you. You have to make your own decision.

Juan            : Grr, so right!!!




Ali           : X'queeze please! I'm buying you a cup of tea.

Mr. Brown: Oh, thank you Ali!

Ranjeet    : I am buying you a chocolate biscuit.

Mr. Brown: Thank you, Ranjeet.

Ranjeet   :Unfortunately, while I am coming back from the canteen, I'm eating it!

Mr. Brown: Well, never mind. It's the thought that counts. That's funny. (taking a sip of his drink)

Ali           : What is it?

Mr. Brown: The tea taste like coffee.

Ranjeet   : It is tasting like coffee. (Ranjeet also taking a sip)

Ali           : Oh blimey! That is explaining it!

Mr. Brown: Explain what?

Ali          : All the time I'm in the canteen, I'm thinking my coffee tasting like tea!

* End of Part 1
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Post time 3-11-2003 02:01 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by katt at 3-11-2003 12:57 AM:
Patutnya ikut schedule pukul 1.30 pagi tapi dah dua minggu berturut-turut, start lebih cepat dari biasa. Last week's episode sampai 15 min lebih cepat.

Kalau lambat pasang tv, memang miss banyak ...


alaaaa .. tensennyer ngan TV2 ...
selalu buat cam nih ....
:agr::agr::agr:
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 Author| Post time 4-11-2003 04:34 PM | Show all posts

okay ..

Salam KAtt Dearie, thanks a lot. appreciate that .blessyou
so itu lah ken aswitch on the  tv  by30 minutes in advance.
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Post time 5-11-2003 12:31 AM | Show all posts

Part 2

Mr. Brown: Err, Max....would you put that cigar out, please.

Max         : Sure, boss.

Mr. Brown: Right, before I go on any further, I like to talk to you about the school fete.

Anna       : We are looking forward to it.

Danielle    : Are there someone famous to open it?

Mr. Brown: Yeah, Robert Dougal.

Danielle    : Never heard of him.

Mr. Brown: He used to be a newsreader. He's retired now.

Giovanni  : That's no good. It's better we get somebody to read the news now. Like Angela Ripoff.

Mr. Brown: Ripond (= Rip-on)

Giovanni  : Scuzi.

Ranjeet   : I am liking the other one better. Anna Minnie (= as in Mini Austin, the car?)

Mr. Brown: Anna Minnie?

Ranjeet    : She is reading the news at ITV.

Mr. Brown: She's Anna Ford!

Ranjeet    : Wrong car!!

Max         : Ms. Courtney should ask for me....

Danielle   : What for? You are not famous.

Max        : No. But I am a good friend of a famous man on television.

Danielle   : Who?

Anna       : One of your fairiest tales?

Max         : It's true. He's the big star of Celebrity Square-eyes. The Cockeney man!

Mr. Brown: Oh! Arthur Mullard?

Max         : Yes.

Mr. Brown: You know him well?

Max         : Like a brothers!
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Post time 6-11-2003 12:24 AM | Show all posts

Part 3

Mr. Brown: Now, what I really like to know is what each of you are doing to help the fete in raising money. As you know, whatever money we get will go to charity and obviously, we hope to get as much as we can.

Anna       : What we think of will bring a fortune.

Mr. Brown: Tell me what you're doing, Anna.

Anna       : Jamila and me, we bring some bathroom scales and charge 2p for one weigh.

Mr. Brown: Good. That's an excellent idea! Ali, what are you doing?

Ali           : Ranjeet and I having a good game!

Ranjeet    : We are putting empty tins on a piece of wood. And for only 5p, you can be throwing 3 ballies to be knocking them down.

Mr. Brown: Are there any prizes?

Ali           : Oh yes, please! If you are knocking 3 tins down, you are winning 1 pound!

Mr. Brown: I don't know, Ali. You could lose money on that.

Ali           : Oh no! You are being mistaken.

Ranjeet    : Nobody is knocking down any one tin!

Mr. Brown: Why not?

Ali           : We are nailing the tins to the piece of wood!

Mr. Brown: Very ingenious! What are you doing, Juan?

Juan        : Ahh, I make plenty money with Danielle.

Mr. Brown: Doing what?

Danielle    : Selling kisses!

Juan        : And we have plenty fun!

Mr. Brown: How much are you selling your kisses for?

Danielle   : 5p, 10p and 15p!

Mr. Brown: What's the difference?

Juan        : Hey, I show you! For 5p, you kiss on one cheek, muah!.(and he kisses Danielle’s left cheek ^_^) For 10p, you kiss on both cheek, muaah!! (now he kisses both cheeks) For 15p, muaaah (use your imagination) .

Danielle    : Ahhh!!!

Giovanni   : Hey, hey.....I buy one of them 15p kisses!

Juan        : I not kiss you!

Giovanni   : Not you! Danielle! You great Spanish #%@&!!

Juan        : You not speak to me like that, you macaroni face!

Mr. Brown: Now, sit down at your places!  Max, what have you in mind for Saturday?  

Giovanni  : I tell you.

Max        : The boss ask me to tell him.

Giovanni  : We both tell him.

Max         : Hokay.

Giovanni   : We got a great idea.

Max         : We got a great idea.

Giovanni   : Jammer jars!

Max         : Jammers jars!

Mr. Brown: Jam jars?

Giovanni   : That's right!

Max         : That's right!

Mr. Brown: You are beginning to sound like an echo, Max. Do you have to repeat everything Giovanni says?

Max        : Sorry, boss. First, we get the jam jars.

Giovanni  : First, we get the jam jars.

Mr. Brown: Don't you start!

Giovanni  : Scuzi. We put the jam jars on the floor.

Max        : And people try to throw 10p into a jam jar.

Giovanni  : If they miss, we keep the 10p.

Mr. Brown: And if they get one in?

Max        : They win 5p.

Giovanni  : We can't lose!

Max         : Clever, eh?

Mr. Brown: I don't think you'll get too many takers.
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 Author| Post time 6-11-2003 06:14 AM | Show all posts

salam..

hey ..dear KAtt dearie
thanks
bless you so mlm ni ..kena  switch the tv on a little bit early lah yer.!
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 Author| Post time 7-11-2003 01:49 AM | Show all posts

salam..

IMHO
....
hahahaahahh..ranjeet
oh ya
the kuih muihs hmm..okay
sedap gak tapi yg color hijau / merah tu berempah lah
itulah typical rumah - " house" depa...:bg::bg::bg:
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Post time 7-11-2003 02:10 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mbhcsf at 2003-11-6 06:14 AM:
hey ..dear KAtt dearie
thanks
bless you so mlm ni ..kena  switch the tv on a little bit early lah yer.!


yea..thanks to katt ;)
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Post time 7-11-2003 02:23 AM | Show all posts
kali nih dpt tgk full ...
lawak betul .. dah banyak kali tgk cite nih ..
mmg lawak ...
tp TV2 takler tayang tepat kul 1am ...
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Post time 9-11-2003 05:22 PM | Show all posts
Aku miss lagi..susah betul nak tgk nowdays..:cry:
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