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Engineer vs Doctor vs Chemist vs Physicist vs Math Prof vs Computer Programmer

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Post time 11-5-2007 05:34 AM | Show all posts
cam ni nak jadi ahli fizik laa
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Post time 11-5-2007 05:43 AM | Show all posts
Engineer - ske maen rugbi

Doktor - mulut manis

Ahli kimia - otak boom boom boom mengapal formula

Ahli fizik - einstein..

Profesor matematik - tulisan xlawa

Computer programmer - nk curi duit ATM (mcm micah heroes)

tmbh lg

Biology students - BioL sbb lecturers kt cni suke eja bio as bioL
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 Author| Post time 11-5-2007 03:59 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ischae at 11-5-2007 05:43 AM
Engineer - ske maen rugbi

Doktor - mulut manis

Ahli kimia - otak boom boom boom mengapal formula

Ahli fizik - einstein..

Profesor matematik - tulisan xlawa

Computer programmer - ...



5 bintang.....
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 Author| Post time 11-5-2007 04:00 PM | Show all posts

Reply #162 ischae's post

hek eleh... suke engineer ke? aku budak engineer.....
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Post time 12-5-2007 08:31 PM | Show all posts

Reply #162 ischae's post

pastu keje kat IN-NO-BIOL- OGICS...hhehehe bertambah2 biol dorg...
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Post time 12-5-2007 10:03 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nazurah at 4-5-2007 08:29 AM
engineer: my ex, my fiance... they are very protective, loving, smart


Ko engineer ker...??
Byk yg aku jumpa diorang ni selfish...maaf klu terasa...
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Post time 12-5-2007 11:13 PM | Show all posts

Reply #166 musang_pulut's post

bukan aku... tp tunang aku n ex bf aku...

selfish??...ntahlah.... sehari-hari hidup aku mmg dikelilingi dengan lelaki yang dilabel engineer ni. mcm2 karenah...meh aku describe engineer2 yg aku hadap tiap ari

test engineer - cool, slow...tp boss sayang
service engineer - whoaaa...pandai amik ati boss...esp bab deal dorg punya travel expenses, semua boleh aje
assy. engineer - lambat jek buat keje...kene tembak dgn sumer org...left, right, top, bottom..inside out...habis lunyai...

tp dorg sumer anak emas...mintak apa jek semua dapat...
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Post time 13-5-2007 04:10 PM | Show all posts

Reply #167 nazurah's post

Dah keje kat engineering firm. Cuba kat tmpat mcm port industry, shipping comp...org tak pandang pon...
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Post time 13-5-2007 04:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ischae at 11-5-2007 05:43 AM
Engineer - ske maen rugbi


Aku tak setuju yg nih... sbb yg aku tau dirang ni ptg jer tido..
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 Author| Post time 15-5-2007 12:09 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by musang_pulut at 13-5-2007 04:12 PM


Aku tak setuju yg nih... sbb yg aku tau dirang ni ptg jer tido..


hehehe.... :setuju: :setuju:
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Post time 15-5-2007 10:26 PM | Show all posts
All are importants but currently engineers are highly needed compared to others
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Post time 15-5-2007 10:39 PM | Show all posts
DAN JUMLAH GRADUAN ENGINEER YG MENGANGGUR ADALAH ANTARA YANG TERTINGGI...
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 Author| Post time 16-5-2007 01:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by musang_pulut at 15-5-2007 10:39 PM
DAN JUMLAH GRADUAN ENGINEER YG MENGANGGUR ADALAH ANTARA YANG TERTINGGI...


engineer buat keje blakang tabir.....
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Post time 20-5-2007 08:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by musang_pulut at 15-5-2007 10:39 PM
DAN JUMLAH GRADUAN ENGINEER YG MENGANGGUR ADALAH ANTARA YANG TERTINGGI...


yg ni aku tak berani nak kata which field yg bnyk ngangur ke tak..tp aku dulu senang je dpt kejer takde nak tanam anggur lame2...even kawan2 aku pun senang...alhamdulillah..geng2 civil engineering aku semua jadi engineer..xde yg terlencong ke kejer laen sbb xde offer.....engineering will be in demand sampai biler2 pun....
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Post time 20-5-2007 10:18 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by payrol at 20-5-2007 08:00 PM


yg ni aku tak berani nak kata which field yg bnyk ngangur ke tak..tp aku dulu senang je dpt kejer takde nak tanam anggur lame2...even kawan2 aku pun senang...alhamdulillah..geng2 civil engine ...


Begitu jugak dengan profesion lain..Tetap ada demand...

Kenyataan macam ni sepatutnya tak timbul...

Doktor: time locum...dorg curik2 chatting...

Ahli kimia: skang dorg loaded...psl jual ecstasy...pil kuda bla bla bla

Ahli fizik : pendek, juling dan ada bini ramai...hehehe

Profesor matematik : they will associate e'thing or a'thing with numbers

Computer programmer : meja penuh ngn stuff...sanggup x mkn, x kuar umah...ngadap pc jek (actually bz hacking pc org len)
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Post time 22-5-2007 05:16 AM | Show all posts
Doctor    : Cita2 aku dari kecik lagi, then bile dapat tawaran buat medic, aku tetiba tak  confident yg aku bleh bawa course tu, then aku amik course engineering

Engineer : course yang pernah aku amik dulu, dan kini tinggal sejarah sbb aku xle bawa  course tuh.  

computer programmer : course aku skang, finally aku on the right track..

chemist : hafal formula2 dan sentiasa melakukan experiment dan cipta formula baru

physicist : penuh dengan teori2 tentang hukum alam.
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Post time 22-5-2007 08:21 AM | Show all posts

Reply #175 musang_pulut's post

salah ke apa aku tulis ni?

xde niat pun nk singgung sesape, cuma aku amik contoh dr mereka2 yg aku kenal... aku mintak maaflah kalo ade yg x kena
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Post time 22-5-2007 08:40 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nhafizaj at 22-5-2007 05:16 AM
Doctor    : Cita2 aku dari kecik lagi, then bile dapat tawaran buatmedic, aku tetiba tak  confident yg aku bleh bawa course tu, then akuamik course engineering

Engineer : course yang pernah aku amik dulu, dan kini tinggal sejarah sbb aku xle bawa  course tuh.  

computer programmer : course aku skang, finally aku on the right track..

chemist : hafal formula2 dan sentiasa melakukan experiment dan cipta formula baru

physicist : penuh dengan teori2 tentang hukum alam.


Aku suka posting mcm nih...
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Post time 22-5-2007 08:47 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nazurah at 22-5-2007 08:21 AM
salah ke apa aku tulis ni?

xde niat pun nk singgung sesape, cuma aku amik contoh dr mereka2 yg aku kenal... aku mintak maaflah kalo ade yg x kena


Ahli kimia: skang dorg loaded...psl jual ecstasy...pil kuda bla bla bla...

Sapa member awak yg keje ahli kimia tuh...

Ahli kimia adalah tertakluk di bawah akta Ahli Kimia 1975;

    *      practice or hold himself out as a person of any other like description;
    *      advertise by any means or in any manner as being engaged in practice as a registered chemist;
    *      adopt, use or exhibit the term "registered chemist" or its equivalent in any other language or any other term of like description in such circumstances as to indicate or to be likely to lead persons to infer that he is a registered chemists; and
    *      sign or certify any report or certificate of analysis intended for the public.

Tindakan menggunakan kepakaran untuk tujuan jenayah adalah salah dan kelayakan beliau sebagai ahli kimia boleh ditarik balik...
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Post time 29-5-2007 01:21 AM | Show all posts

Reply #179 musang_pulut's post

hahahaha .. duit yang lebih penting daripada lesen yang diberi ....
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