Bath eel wriggles into willy

kaorukamiya · Post time 14-9-2011 12:49 PM

A MAN who tried out a beauty fad for bathing with live eels was left in agony — when one slipped up his willy.

Vain Zhang Nan, 56, had been told that taking a dip with the tiny fish would make him look ten years younger because they nibbled off layers of dead skin. But one of the 6in long elvers squirmed up his manhood and swam right into his bladder. He needed a three-hour op to remove the eel — by which time it was dead — in the city of Honghu, China. Zhang said: "I climbed in the bath and could feel the eels nibbling my body, then I felt a severe pain. I tried to hold the eel but it was too slippery and disappeared." Doctors said slime on the elver's body had "worked as a lubricant".

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p/s moral of the story: hati-hati ya!