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 Author| Post time 18-4-2008 03:42 PM | Show all posts
pandai ko tetiba karang hikayat mitos burung belang ek  beskot kelat...  
tak yah garu2 kepala dan gosok mata pun   tak per  aku pejam mataaje  PHANGGGGGGGGGGGG  terus tau jawapan pada ridel ko yang amatlahkacang soya ni...


Haku mmg pandai pon, xkan ko baru tau???
Hikayat Merong Mahawangsamaju kt Kedah tuh akula yg karang kalo ko nk tao...

nampak orang 'buat kerja'  kat padang or kat depan public....  (cisssssss  beskot... ko ni  bulan april pun bagi  ridel lucah... dancuba nak corrupt aku yang  innesen dan religious bulan april ni...)   


Wei... dah nk masuk bln May otak ko still kat bln March ker??? Mane ade org wat keje kt tgh2 padang???? dahla kt CI ko citer pasal Gay-Jamban... Apo nk jadi nih???   Insapla amazed......
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2008 03:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by sosimple at 17-4-2008 03:31 PM
bende ke apa....


Kelu No.2:
Hidupan....
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Post time 18-4-2008 07:50 PM | Show all posts

Reply #22 BeskotCekelat's post

sos teka burung bangau......
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Post time 19-4-2008 11:47 AM | Show all posts

Reply #10 BeskotCekelat's post

duh...mcm lucah jek jwpn die....aduhai...segan nye nak bgtau jwpn die...
wakakaka...
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Post time 19-4-2008 11:51 AM | Show all posts

Reply #12 BeskotCekelat's post

kenyang seh mkn roti bakaq bersama jem yg berbagai2....tp otak aku stil jem nih....
duh....bg byk ckit roti...biar sapu hbs jem kt otak nih...
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Post time 19-4-2008 03:19 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iamsairul at 19-4-2008 11:51 AM
kenyang seh mkn roti bakaq bersama jem yg berbagai2....tp otak aku stil jem nih....
duh....bg byk ckit roti...biar sapu hbs jem kt otak nih...


beskot ni pelik sikit sai...   ada ke bagi roti jem... bagi ler  stik ke... kayu ke.. grill chicken ke... niiiiiiii  roti jem... camana tak jem.. kan..  meh sini dgn aku...    aku bagi apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa saje yg ko nak...
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Post time 21-4-2008 04:14 AM | Show all posts
jawapan nye........ xtau la.
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2008 02:43 PM | Show all posts
Kelu ke-3:
Ade kena mengena ngn racing...
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2008 02:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iamsairul at 20-4-2008 04:26 PM



are u sure....hahah..tp within limit...hmmm...tau sgt daaa...mesti attach gambar punye...
saya nak PSP....purple kaler ok...

huruf paling hot....M ke????
http://www.mapleridgecc.org/mi ...


Sai, ko slah benang nih... Benang urup panaz amazed si kerek tuh kt sebelah rrr...
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2008 02:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iamsairul at 19-4-2008 11:47 AM
duh...mcm lucah jek jwpn die....aduhai...segan nye nak bgtau jwpn die...
wakakaka...


Sai... bulan April ni bulan alim-ulamak...
Kalo ko nk jwb yg lucah2 bln lepas..
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2008 02:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by sosimple at 18-4-2008 07:50 PM
sos teka burung bangau......


Hahaha.. silap2...

Kelu ke-4:
Xde sayap & xboleh terbang...
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Post time 21-4-2008 06:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by BeskotCekelat at 21-4-2008 02:47 PM


Sai... bulan April ni bulan alim-ulamak...
Kalo ko nk jwb yg lucah2 bln lepas..


dan bulan may....  sbb : may I...       meh  meh...    so sabar aje ler wokey.. although  aku cakap kat ko sai.. si beskot tu tak sabo nak tunggu bulan may tu...  dah start - start moto dah dia   mcm misha omar nyanyi start start moto.. cuma tak gerak aje lagi...  
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Post time 21-4-2008 06:19 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iamsairul at 20-4-2008 04:26 PM



are u sure....hahah..tp within limit...hmmm...tau sgt daaa...mesti attach gambar punye...
saya nak PSP....purple kaler ok...

huruf paling hot....M ke????
http://www.mapleridgecc.org/mi ...


mmg obvious ko suka aku... thread beskot pun  musti jawab ridel aku kan..    terperasan lak aku ni...  aku suka ko gak..  dan sos...  putih mater ajer lah si beskot tu ye...cheh..  eksyen  ingat dokter gigi  kerek sangat ....  aku bagi ko dan sos  epel 2 bijik..  ...  melopong ajer ler  beskot tu  kan.. biar lalat tse tse masuk   sampai dia tertido  zzzz zzzzz  
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Post time 21-4-2008 06:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by BeskotCekelat at 21-4-2008 02:44 PM


Sai, ko slah benang nih... Benang urup panaz amazed si kerek tuh kt sebelah rrr...


ek elehhhh  dia suka aku punye ridel lagi  lebih chelenjing dari jawab ridel tadika 1 1/2 tahun ko yang nenek aku pun leh jawab sambil makan chewing gum dia no hal..      
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Post time 21-4-2008 06:31 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by BeskotCekelat at 21-4-2008 02:53 PM


Hahaha.. silap2...

Kelu ke-4:
Xde sayap & xboleh terbang...


ya habibiiiiiiiiii ya maulanaaaaaaaaa aku dah tau  yea  yeah  

she lob you yeah  yeah  yeah...   ternyanyi lagu beatles ler pulak..


jawapannya :  lumba kereta ler...

songsorang - dia lari lajuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  DABUSH DABUSH ZOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMing

tapi bila ada bedua... stop ler  sebab nak berlumba... kat pole tu!!   

bijak  mmg aku tetiba bijak pada petang senin yg hening ni  dgn kilat sabung menyabung ni..

weyyyyy beskot.. bak mai korma toyyib perasa  madu lebah half dara half janda yg ko janjikan kat aku 4 taon lepas... tak sabarrrrrrr ye aku...:pompom:      bijak  bijak..
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 Author| Post time 22-4-2008 02:57 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by amazed at 21-4-2008 06:31 PM


ya habibiiiiiiiiii ya maulanaaaaaaaaa aku dah tau  yea  yeah  

she lob you yeah  yeah  yeah...   ternyanyi lagu beatles ler pulak..


jawapannya :  lumba kereta ler...

songsorang - d ...


Kan haku dah biatu kelu ke-36 = hidupan. Yg ko jwb kete racing ni apahal??? Ko hingat kete racing tuh hidupan cam bumblebee transformers 2 ker???

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 Author| Post time 22-4-2008 02:59 PM | Show all posts
Kelu ke-5:
Ade dlm lagu melayu dolu2...
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Post time 24-4-2008 06:53 PM | Show all posts
Seiring dan sejalan
Seindah bunga di taman
Bak burung nan megah
Kanda kupuja
Bahagia kita berdua

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Post time 24-4-2008 07:49 PM | Show all posts

Reply #37 BeskotCekelat's post

betul ke beskot nih dentist.


jwpn micha, lintah. yela, bile dia sorg2 dlm air kan dia laju. tp kalo da hinggap kat mana2 mesti dia lmbt kan.
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Post time 24-4-2008 11:56 PM | Show all posts

Reply #40 micha's post

kat tgh padang micha... mcmana leh de lintah....
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