Scientists Confirm Neelofa’s Banana Milk Will Remove Toxins From Your Wallet
KUALA LUMPUR: Local scientists weighing in on celebrity entrepreneur Neelofa’s new banana milk beverage have confirmed the drink’s promised health benefits today. “Clinical tests of this delicious banana milk drink, which may not contain milk or bananas, and promises to tackle obesity, lower blood pressure, and insulin levels, is scientifically proven to remove toxins from your wallet,” explained local multi-level beverage analyst, Dr Abdullah bin Bakar. “As an added bonus, Banana Milk also gives Neelofa something new to push down her local distributor channel network.” “Banana Milk also contains more superstar actress endorsements than Dutch Lady’s cheaper, sweet ‘banana milk’, which you can tell is inferior, because they didn’t bother putting it in a cool blue pouch!” Another scientific report confirmed Neelofa fans will get more health benefits drinking her banana drinks than eating one of her headscarves.
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