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Author: Jejaka#Macho

Pernahkan pasangan anda buang angin @ kentut depan anda??

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Post time 11-4-2010 10:50 PM | Show all posts
xpnh kentut depan dia..
tp minta izin ada lar..
siap gtau nk kentut..dia kata g r..
huhuhu

tp, dia pnh kentut depan aku
dia punya marah ms tu gaduh besar
punye nk tahan marah..lgsg kentut..
busuk xhengat...
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Post time 12-4-2010 07:29 AM | Show all posts
haha benda2 cam nie biasa lah..kentut putttttt!{:2_70:}
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Post time 12-4-2010 05:26 PM | Show all posts
kentut tu biase la..ape nak dimalukan.simpan2 kentut pun x bagus tuk kesihatan usus...
but pempuan special sket la coz dorang bole kentut ikut depan....mula2 x percaya gak...kelakar la.
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Post time 12-4-2010 10:29 PM | Show all posts
Masa sebelum kahwin kenalah kontrol , tak nanti tak jadi kahwin pulak. Tapi bila dah kahwin bersepah angin merata-rata.
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Post time 12-4-2010 10:48 PM | Show all posts
selalu di'kentut'kan................{:2_77:}
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Post time 29-2-2012 12:08 AM | Show all posts
slalu sgt okeh..kalau dlm keta tu.. masa tgk wayang pon bleh plak mud die nk kentut kan..ee geram tol..  masa on the phone pon boleh dgr die kentut.. pastu xnak ngaku.. geram jer..huhuhu
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Post time 6-3-2012 08:04 AM | Show all posts
Pengalaman kentut :

Aku ada sorg kawan masa kat hostel dulu la time tu xde air, hangin btol asrama skolah tu, asik xde air je, bengkek sangat..1 ari tu xda air n kawan aku ni mmg sakit perut n nak berax, tetibe dia xtahan dia kentut besar 1 dorm tu dgr prottttttttttttttt...bau nya humang ai...dgn xde air mmg sukar utk digambarkan dgn kata2..yiksss..very the kurang asam kau nih meriamah~

Aku pnah terkentot dalam LRT..igt kot x berbunyi skali berbunyi daaa..so aku pon cover buat2 la batuk n main2 tepuk tgn...mwakaka..fadan mukoszzz..seb bek teda bau bauan~

Marka aku dan aku pon sama, suka saling kentut mengkentut dan berlawan kentut antara 1 sama lain...mola2 tu kunon la cover, sikalang sulah teda lagi kaver kengkaver... tp kalau xkenai sanggup kot thn kentot secara aman~
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Post time 6-3-2012 09:36 AM | Show all posts
lepas kawen baru dengar kentut...
wakakkaa...
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Post time 6-3-2012 10:30 AM | Show all posts
Tiap2 pagi alarm kentut berbunyi...takyah pakai jam dah hehehehhehe...
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Post time 6-3-2012 10:38 AM | Show all posts
Sentiasa dikentutkan...nasib takde bau.
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Post time 23-5-2012 04:56 PM | Show all posts
selalu sangattttttt apesal eh laki kuat kentut?
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Post time 23-5-2012 09:04 PM | Show all posts
b4 kahwin x pnh kentot dpn boyprem..skg da jd hubby pun..tp skg berlawan kentot hmpir ari2..hahahahaha..tmbh2 ms tdo..proott preettt prrooottt busss...mcm2 melodi la...
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Post time 24-5-2012 10:54 AM | Show all posts
partner i pun selalu komplain i kentut banyak.. bunyi kuat jugak.. kata bontot i dah tak virgin lagi...
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Post time 24-5-2012 11:10 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1# Jejaka#Macho

g/f aku pernah, kat umah aku lagi tu, (org tua ada kat umah-jgn fikir mcm2 hehehe)
masa tu ku tgk tv, aweks lak tgh lipat 2 kain, kebtulan plak yg lain kat dapur.. hehehe.. masa dok tgh borak2 tu, tetiba jer bunyi halus sayu memcah suasana, aku tgk muka awek aku, awek aku plak buat muka blur tgk muka aku, mula terdiam lak aku.. tapi aku x dapat tahan jugak mmg aku gelak sepuas-puasnya..

yg best nyer dia wat macam org lain yg kentut(buat muka blurrrrr) hahahha
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Post time 24-5-2012 11:42 AM | Show all posts
Sebelum kawen stendedla.. Semua tip top
Da kawen siap buat lagu pulak
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Post time 25-5-2012 04:49 PM | Show all posts
nak malu ape nye kan..laki sendiri...
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Post time 28-5-2012 02:55 PM | Show all posts
selalu..purata setiap kali jumpe memang akan kentut..dh terbiasa i dibuatnye...3 hari pertama perkenalan bf i wat pengakuan ikhlas dia control kentut dia..lepas tu dah xtahan tnjuk tabiat sebenar..prOooPPp!!..mak aihh!!..pengsannn!!! tapi sweet aje muke my bf time kentut!!hahaaa..mak yg malu meow meow pulakkk!!
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Post time 29-5-2012 12:54 AM | Show all posts
bf aku dh tak ksh dah bile kentot.. cumil je bile die kentot
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Post time 30-5-2012 03:12 AM | Show all posts
wah byk nya fakta pasal kentut.
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Post time 31-5-2012 12:51 AM | Show all posts
kentutlah irama kehidupan...sbg pengikat tali silaturrahimuwaaaahahaaa
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