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Kemaskini: Pilihan Raya Presiden AS, Donald Trump Kini Presiden Amerika Syarikat
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Edited by pyropura at 9-11-2016 06:59 PM
tu lah, yang anti war Obama aje, dia vote against iraq attack when he was a senator, dia menang presidency pun atas argument itu,
pun begitu, drone attack melonjak2 zaman Obama, lobai lupa tuh masih anggap Trump aje yang bahaya .... 
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dyana612 replied at 9-11-2016 11:04 AM
sy pon xleh bygkan klu trump menang
dah jadi realiti sis
trump menang bergaya  |
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bosan betul bila tengok lobai2 nak jugak kaitkan benda nih dengan Islam
pasal perang di timur tengah tu takde sape2 pon tau mana satu pihak yang betul.. sedangkan arab saudi pon buat senyap je bila palestin, padahal palestin tu sebelah arab saudi je.. nape tak salahkan arab saudi? nak jugak salahkan amerika
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like seriously????? ok WW3 in the making. |
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Acik.Kepam replied at 9-11-2016 01:38 PM
US house itu apa sister?
yang itu republicans dah confirm menang,
senate masih sengit beda 1 seat ...
Ya awloh.. Are you acik kepam for real???? |
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Edited by dcruins at 9-11-2016 07:30 PM
Siapa pun penulis tak bernama ni,walau tujuan nya untuk melawak,tapi brilliant!!......
ni lah dia erti jadi President Amerika......
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*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*
First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.
Trump: The Democrats created them.
CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: We can't do that.
Trump: Why is that?
CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak. 
Trump: I don't care.
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it. 
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
FBI: We can't do that.
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then our own population will become fearless. 
Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
USCIS: You cannot do that.
Trump: Why?
Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???
CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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irwansuhadi replied at 9-11-2016 11:14 AM
Lebih baik Trump menang dari Hillary menang. Tgk policy Hillary pun sangat menakutkan....
Trumpet menang nxt week dh blh main golf dgn jibbun  |
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Satu jah harapan ai... Mohon acik Trump dedahkan Area 51 yg super secretive sesangat tuh.
Once and for all kekdahnya.
Kalo bole, jadikan ia sbg muzium tarikan pelancong spt diriku inihh |
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Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others
..khennn, negara2 Isle pun sama terlibat buat kacau dunia, tapi lobai2 salahkan Amureka aje ...
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tak der bantahan.....
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KUALA LUMPUR: Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Razak mengucapkan tahniah kepada Presiden Amerika Syarikat (AS) yang dipilih, Donald Trump hari ini sambil menyifatkan kejayaan Republikan adalah disebabkan pendekatan mendengar rayuan rakyat yang mahu melihat AS kurang mencampuri hal ehwal luar negara.
"Pendekatan beliau terhadap rakyat Amerika yang ketinggalan, mereka yang ingin melihat kerajaan lebih tertumpu kepada kepentingan dan kebajikan rakyat dan kurang mencampuri hal ehwal asing yang terbukti membelakangkan kepentingan AS, berjaya membawa Trump ke Rumah Putih," kata Najib dalam satu kenyataan.
Najib berkata, beliau berharap untuk meneruskan kerjasama dengan Amerika Syarikat di bawah pimpinan Presiden Trump. - Reuters
http://www.bharian.com.my/node/210978
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Pemilihan Trump tidak jejas hubungan Malaysia-US
KUALA LUMPUR: Datuk Seri Najib Razak berkata hubungan luar Malaysia dengan Amerika Syarikat (AS) tidak akan terjejas dengan pemilihan Donald Trump sebagai presiden baharu negara itu.
Perdana Menteri berkata, hubungan Malaysia dan AS tidak akan berubah kerana kedua-duanya amat memerlukan antara satu sama lain begitu juga dengan negara lain.
Sambil mengakui mengenali secara rapat Trump, Najib berkata pemilihan kali ini di luar jangkaan kerana Trump bukan seorang ahli politik yang tahu selok belok Washington.
"Sebaliknya, Trump bilionair berjaya. Rakyat AS mahukan sesuatu yang baharu dari Trump. Trump konsisten dengan kempennya yang mahu meningkatkan pendapatan rakyat negara...yang mana isu itu sangat kritikal bagi AS berbanding isu lain," katanya ketika ditemui selepas menutup Persidangan Daya Usahawan 2016 di Pusat Konvensyen Kuala Lumpur (KLCC) di sini hari ini.
Najib berkata demikian sebagai mengulas pemilihan Trump sebagai Presiden Amerika selepas menewaskan Hillary Clinton.
http://www.bharian.com.my/node/211024
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TPPA: Malaysia bincang kemungkinan US tarik diri
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia sedang berbincang dengan negara anggota dalam Perjanjian Perkongsian TransPasifik (TPPA) selepas Donald Trump memenangi Pilihan Raya Amerika Syarikat (AS).
Ia berikutan terdapat kemungkinan AS menarik diri daripada perjanjian itu berikutan Trump kuat membangkitkan retorik antiperjanjian itu sepanjang kempen pilihan raya, dan mendakwa ia menjejaskan ekonomi negara berkenaan.
Bagaimanapun, Menteri Perdagangan Antarabangsa dan Industri, Datuk Seri Mustapa Mohamed, berkata sebarang andaian pada ketika ini masih terlalu awal kerana Trump boleh berubah fikiran apabila secara rasmi memasuki Rumah Putih sebagai Presiden AS pada 20 Januari tahun depan.
Mengakui pembatalan TPPA berkemungkinan memberi kesan kepada ekonomi negara, beliau berkata sebarang andaian masih terlalu awal dan analisis perlu dibuat secara tenang.
"Banyak kenyataan dibuat ketika kempen, ada sesetengahnya menakutkan tapi ada yang berpandangan ia hanyalah retorik untuk memancing undi.
"Sememangnya akan ada perubahan kerana Trump bertanding untuk mengubah dasar, namun ia tidaklah secara radikal seperti yang disangka," katanya ketika ditemui di Parlimen, hari ini.
http://www.bharian.com.my/node/211041
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pooh~key replied at 9-11-2016 05:05 PM
Kalau ikut apa yang akak baca, heshe menentang habis gay marriage.
Ok ler. Penting jgk bab ni. Bkn psl hentam islam n palestin je. |
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rebecca_nur replied at 9-11-2016 03:27 PM
Boleh laa sikit sikit
Betulka ni retis Rebecca Nur Islam. Lama x nmpk berlakon. Dah masuk skim pencen ka? |
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So bila hillary nk kena tangkap..? Trump dh janji aritu ... |
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Kemain ummah melays retweet segala berita trumpet menang kat Twitter. Ntah-ntah ada yg buat sujud syukur agaknye. |
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pr3ttytw33ty replied at 9-11-2016 07:22 PM
like seriously????? ok WW3 in the making.
Tiap tiap minggu pun ww3 in the making, tapi takat sembang jah lah |
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