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[Jenayah] Edisi Red Carpet: Hantu Ketok Dah Sampe Klang Chuols Jangan Tak Tau! ~ Main Loce

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Post time 8-12-2020 12:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lasagnaklcc replied at 8-12-2020 12:42 PM

Okay thanks... Lelaki tu buat apa berdiri depan sliding door tu?
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sarah82 replied at 8-12-2020 12:43 PM
Membara la hati sbb tak leh usik.. Hahahaha..

Tulaa..nak jgk org kena covid .haih laaaa
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
salmon-suki replied at 8-12-2020 01:02 PM
Tulaa..nak jgk org kena covid .haih laaaa

Sbb tu nasihat iols buat bodoh saja kalau dengar
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lama thn jari dr klik thread ni akhirnya bc jugak sudahnya iols takuttttt dah la dok bertiga ngan anak2 je.haihh
kalau ketuk pintu depan tu tak la risau sgt mmg takkan buke/ambil tahu even runtuh sekali pun. tapi tang ketuk pintu bilik/sliding door kat bilik tu. sah2 la dekat beno dgn kita
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ajinomotonosuga replied at 8-12-2020 11:54 AM
Qarin laa tu..qarin ni jin..umo beratus taun

Klo cigu mati..kembo jin cigu si qarin chazey tu t ...

Gituh.

Aiol tak takut dah antu sekarang. Aiol learnt to respect and idop co exist dengan suma mahkluk Allah. Cuak aje la. Tapi kalau nampak ropa betul2 depan mata memang terkincit kuar peluh sejuk juga. @sekngucing claim suma hantu, pompuan. Ye la sebab dia lelaki jadi hantu pompuan ja kot melekat dengan dia.
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:34 PM | Show all posts
shida81 replied at 7-12-2020 10:20 PM
Kat group area ak Klang ni pun da kecoh... Naseb ak duk apartment.. X tau la klu larat naik setiap b ...

Hantu tu kalau nak datang ketuk pintu rumah U, waima atas roof-top pun dia akan sampai. Hantu tu melayang2 je, tak perlu panjat tangga atau naik lif.  Tau2 nongol je depan pintu n tok,tok, tok..... 'here I am. Anybody home?'.  
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Post time 8-12-2020 01:45 PM | Show all posts
tumpanglalu74 replied at 7-12-2020 10:36 PM
Okay gini aku sarankan.  Pasang lampu poc & lampu belakang dapor.  Usually bende2 gini suke tempat g ...

I'd like to offer these suggestion:

a) letak cat food to attract cats to eat ada disadvantagenya,  nanti kucing memberak pulak.
b) letak akuarium kecil dgn ikan puyu depan pintu. Ilmu pukau pun tak menjadi sebab ada benda yg bergerak (katanya).
c) mengaji dn buat solat hajat
d) masukkan kitab yassin kecil dlm pouch kain (bekas bunga telur biasanya) dn gantung depan pintu
e) laungkan azan di depan pintu sebelum tidur

sekadar usaha bagi menghindari gangguan drp tetamu yg tak diundang. Mudah2an berhasil, InsyaAllah.
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 Author| Post time 8-12-2020 01:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by tumpanglalu74 at 8-12-2020 01:49 PM
salmon-suki replied at 8-12-2020 12:20 PM
Oooo..semua bilik ai masuk. Satu blik tido,satu bilik baju,satu lg master room ai masuk guna toile ...


Ye..  Aku time Wuhan tu aku ade gak datang instinct yang elit2 donia ni pake black magic sebarkan Covid.  Tapi kalo aku kabo kome mampos kene luku kepale.  Takde sape nak dengor..

Okay camni ye.  Gini tau.  Kenape teknologi semakin maju?  Sebab as more humans & animals die nyawe2 kita ni sume terlepas ke udare.  Nyawe ni depe panggey ether.  Ia sebentuk tenage.  AND alatan2 yang kita cipte ni pakai bermacam bentuk tenage.  Termasok ether.  Bende ni sains tak habag..

Everytime they want to create more energy, they will create wars.  So more ether will gather.  Kita ni sume generator tenage sebenarnye.  So 1 hari bila ade banyak lagi nyawe yang melayang semakin tepu ether.  Semakin moden alatan.  

Aku rase elit2 donia ni depe leh nampak je kat mana ade ether ni.  They have satelit yang boleh detect kot.



They still believe in it baidewei.  They juz dowanna tell us about it.

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 Author| Post time 8-12-2020 01:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by tumpanglalu74 at 8-12-2020 01:56 PM
nolya replied at 8-12-2020 01:45 PM
I'd like to offer these suggestion:

a) letak cat food to attract cats to eat ada disadvantageny ...

(d) - aku dah buad semalam tapi ayatul qursy..

Aku ade je wakaf cat litter tray kat poc aku.  Takde la berak merate.  But who knows, kalo berak depan pintu lagi hantu takot?  Between kene pukau & kene cuci taik kucen aku rase bior le sekse sekejap dari sekse merane jadi mangse samun.
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:10 PM | Show all posts
tumpanglalu74 replied at 8-12-2020 01:54 PM
(d) - aku dah buad semalam tapi ayatul qursy..

Aku ade je wakaf cat litter tray kat poc aku.  T ...

OT sekejap but still within issue.  Tetiba I teringat buat trap mcm ni to avoid perompak. Tak taulah kalau my idea ni praktikal ke tak?  Biasanya depan pintu rumah or pintu dapur ada ample space before visitors menujur ke ruang tamu kan.  So why not house owner prepare a piece of carpet yg berkaca tajam (broken glasses) atau berpaku, sbg hamparan pintu. Bila perompak masuk rumah, mereka akan terpijak dn terjatuh atas hamparan trs. This trap is removable n place it bila nak masuk tidur.  OK tak idea aku ni?
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bukan ke hantu leh tembus dinding.. Main ketuk tekan loceng pulak..
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
"ye,disinilah bahagian pintu yg diketuk"
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:25 PM | Show all posts
Semoga dia pergi ke rumah adik manak
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:51 PM | Show all posts
knock knock knocking on heavens door ....
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
rayray28 replied at 8-12-2020 12:02 AM
dah sudah pintu rumah i pn cekelat jugak..x jauh dh tu pandamaran dgn sini..hrp2 dia bergaduh dlu  ...

Hantu ni memang rasis, barangkali hantu UMNO
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Post time 8-12-2020 02:59 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dua_chzy replied at 8-12-2020 01:20 PM
Gituh.

Aiol tak takut dah antu sekarang. Aiol learnt to respect and idop co exist dengan suma m ...

aah ya... lepas belajar di satu uni yg dekat hutan
terus iols. mimpi tiap mlm pompuan dtg dekat iols bermcm2 rupaa

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Post time 8-12-2020 03:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tumpanglalu74 replied at 8-12-2020 10:17 AM
Pokdeksen pon sudah aritu rupenye..



Takda gamba pintu coklat ke uols

Ai dah book hotel kat PD..  sblm krismas ni.. harap2 takda gangguanla.. hehe
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Post time 8-12-2020 03:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts




Dahulu ada hantu ribut taufu ketuk-ketuk pintu nak masuk rumah, tapi tak bawak ole-ole, jadi mama shin chan tak bagi masuk


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Post time 8-12-2020 03:22 PM | Show all posts
Austronesian replied at 8-12-2020 11:56 AM
Sentap la tu sbb org ckp pasal babi makanan kesukaan hangpa. Kah3

Eh barua komunis kepanasan sgat ni smpai babi pulak dipersalahkan. Dodol senyum sinis tgok puak2 ni jilat komunis smpai licin. Kahkahkah
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Post time 8-12-2020 03:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dua_chzy replied at 8-12-2020 01:20 PM
Gituh.

Aiol tak takut dah antu sekarang. Aiol learnt to respect and idop co exist dengan suma m ...

hahahahaha..ni lawak...ada je la jantan...
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