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Macam-Macam: Ular dalam tandas patuk kemaluan lelaki

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Post time 12-5-2009 05:03 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
TAIPEI: Seorang lelaki dipatuk ular sebaik duduk di mangkuk tandas untuk membuang air di tandas rumahnya.

“Sebaik duduk, tiba-tiba dia berasa sakit seperti dihiris dansegera berdiri. Apabila melihat ke bawah, dia nampak seekor ularbesar,” lapor akhbar China Times.

Lelaki berusia 51 tahun itu hanya cedera ringan, kata pengarahHospital Puli Christian, dan dibenarkan keluar sebaik melepasi risikojangkitan.

Imej televisyen menunjukkan reptilia berwarna hitam dan kuning itu dikeluarkan daripada mangkuk tandas di rumah mangsa.

http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Dunia/20090512062245/Article/index_html

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Post time 12-5-2009 05:11 PM | Show all posts
ayo maa ayo paaaaa...
takutnyaaaaaa
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Post time 12-5-2009 05:11 PM | Show all posts
ular geget part mana tuh...
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Post time 12-5-2009 05:13 PM | Show all posts
nasib baik ular tu tk patut tut diakan...
msh blh dselamatkan lg...
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Post time 12-5-2009 05:31 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..
dulu2...ada cerita seram...kat kirana..
aku lupa dah apa nama tajuk cerita tu..cerita seram...thai..

ada pompuan ni..dier kerja sebagai striper kat club..
dier amal sihir..nak revenge kat sorg omputeh neh..

then...omputeh tu..dier nak kencing..then dier nyer ****y kene gigit oleh ular yg besar..
ular tu...maseh gak kat ****y dier..omputeh tuh struggle to get that snake off of him..

aku and adik aku tengok sesama diri...then ketawa terbahak2 tengok...

padahal cerita tu suppose to be scary
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Post time 13-5-2009 03:34 PM | Show all posts
itu ulaq katam tebu kalau tak silap, dah la besaq kaler hitam berbelang kuning plak...
dlu ingat kat kampong, time malam nak buang air besaq siap bawak torchlight panjang mcm lightsaber dengan satu timba air
skang ni dah takdak jamban kampung mcm tu, tapi ular spesis tu mmg banyak di perlis
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Post time 13-8-2009 09:47 AM | Show all posts
ulaq tedung seluar kottttttttttttttttttttttt.................... hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
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Post time 26-8-2009 09:42 AM | Show all posts
Aku ingatkan ular tu patuk masa mamat ni tengah mengeluarkan "ular" dia .Tu yang menyebabkan ular tu rasa ada ancaman dari ular lain tapi spesis berlainan.
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Post time 27-8-2009 01:41 PM | Show all posts
dia tgk serupa je...
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Post time 31-8-2009 05:54 PM | Show all posts
adoii tatittnyewwwwwwww
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Post time 5-9-2009 10:22 PM | Show all posts
Lain kali sebelum nak melabur tuh jenguklah skit mangkuk tandas tuh dulu...
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Post time 7-9-2009 11:31 PM | Show all posts
kena2 patuk trus sama saiz ngn ular ja..tu ular tu xdak tindakblas dh lepas tu..hahah
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Post time 8-9-2009 08:40 AM | Show all posts
mesti ngilu punya......

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Post time 18-9-2009 10:34 AM | Show all posts
hehe..lawak la plak..sian pun ada...nsb baik selamat..
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Post time 18-9-2009 02:35 PM | Show all posts
alamak bahaya nye... nsb xde apa2 dia punya *** kesian dgn org tersebut...
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Post time 3-10-2009 08:59 PM | Show all posts
heran tul aku...napa ular di akhir zaman ni lucah btol ek?
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Post time 7-10-2009 10:29 AM | Show all posts
ari tu umah aku kat mangkuk tandas ada ular br nak naik dr paras air.. warna itam..
aku terus pam x tau la dia pi mana...
eeee nasib aku x duduk time tu.. kalau xxxxxxx.......abisss aku punya tut...
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Post time 12-10-2009 03:42 PM | Show all posts
oitt seramm nyer......pas ni sebelum melabur kena tngk2 kat bowl tu....jgn main letak jer...kekekeke
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Post time 12-10-2009 03:42 PM | Show all posts
oitt seramm nyer......pas ni sebelum melabur kena tngk2 kat bowl tu....jgn main letak jer...kekekeke
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Post time 12-10-2009 03:43 PM | Show all posts
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