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Pengalaman Menaiki kapalterbang... Traveling

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Post time 30-1-2009 04:51 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aziefa at 30-1-2009 12:19 AM
Jokes Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight


Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.
Get it - it is a joke  ...


lawak pulak jokes neh
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Post time 30-1-2009 04:52 PM | Show all posts
mendap
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 Author| Post time 30-1-2009 11:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by HUSSAINTAHIR at 30-1-2009 03:13 PM

mesti tak best..sebab kapal terbang tu lari setempat jer..tak gerak2 pun...

suruh lah kapal tu bergerak


Kalau flight tu pi Umrah..
Tak sampai kemanalah..
Doa tawaf kat situ ajelah...
Menangislah Husain..
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Post time 31-1-2009 08:01 AM | Show all posts
mendap......................
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Post time 31-1-2009 08:02 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aziefa at 30-1-2009 11:40 PM


Kalau flight tu pi Umrah..
Tak sampai kemanalah..
Doa tawaf kat situ ajelah...
Menangislah Husain..


betul.. kt situ je asyik tak bergerak
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Post time 31-1-2009 02:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aziefa at 30-1-2009 12:19 AM
Jokes Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight


Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.
Get it - it is a joke  ...


klakau....
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Post time 31-1-2009 06:40 PM | Show all posts
Dah OK.
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Post time 31-1-2009 06:46 PM | Show all posts
tiba-tiba terbaca joke ni...aduis...kelakarnya...
Originally posted by aziefa at 30-1-2009 12:19 AM
Jokes Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight


Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.
Get it - it is a joke  ...
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Post time 1-2-2009 08:20 PM | Show all posts
habis jugak baca dari page 1 tadi...huk..huk..
seronoknya kawan2 disini dapat terbang jauh2....

just nak tanya la kalau pretnant nak naik flight kena ada surat doktor ke?
pnbgn dosmestik je..air asia...
tq.
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Post time 1-2-2009 11:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by anieszack at 1-2-2009 08:20 PM
habis jugak baca dari page 1 tadi...huk..huk..
seronoknya kawan2 disini dapat terbang jauh2....

just nak tanya la kalau pretnant nak naik flight kena ada surat doktor ke?
pnbgn  ...

kalau baru 3-4bulan tak yah kot..
rasanya 8 bulan baru perlu surat doktorkot..rasanyalah..
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 Author| Post time 2-2-2009 12:13 PM | Show all posts
Penerbangan tragik

"Ini Kapten Kamal berbicara".

"Atas nama seluruh anak kapal kami mengucapkan selamat datang dan selamat menikmati perjalanan anda bersama
Hebat Airlines nombor penerbangan MH101 dari Kuala Lumpur menuju Australia".

"Saat ini kita berada pada ketinggian 35000 kaki ke arah timur".

"Jika anda melihat ke luar jendela pada sisi sayap, maka anda akan melihat bahwa kedua mesin sedang terbakar"

"Jika anda melihat ke luar jendela arah ke belakang, maka anda melihat bahagian ekor sudah mulai tercabut"

"Jika anda melihat ke bawah ke laut, anda akan melihat perahu darurat kecil berwarna kuning dengan
tiga orang melambaikan tangan   kepada anda"

"Mereka adalah saya iaitu kapten anda, beserta co-pilot dan seorang pramugari.
  Anda sedang mendengarkan rakaman pesan saya"

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Post time 2-2-2009 12:20 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aziefa at 2-2-2009 12:13 PM
Penerbangan tragik

"Ini Kapten Kamal berbicara".

"Atas nama seluruh anak kapal kami mengucapkan selamat datang dan selamat menikmati perjalanan anda bersama
Hebat Airlines nombor penerban ...


itu bukan hebat airlines...

itu penakut airlines..

kalau terbakarsiram jer ngan air...

penakutlah pilot tue heheh
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Post time 2-2-2009 12:49 PM | Show all posts

Reply #311 aziefa's post

selfish macam si z""""' tu pilot tu....suka hati je lepas tangan..vavi betul
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Post time 2-2-2009 03:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by aziefa at 2-2-2009 12:13 PM
Penerbangan tragik

"Ini Kapten Kamal berbicara".

"Atas nama seluruh anak kapal kami mengucapkan selamat datang dan selamat menikmati perjalanan anda bersama
Hebat Airlines nombor penerban ...


Pandai betul azie mencari dan bawa cerita-cerita lucu...
hehehehehe......
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 Author| Post time 2-2-2009 04:30 PM | Show all posts

Balas #314 Rosputih\ catat

Kak Rso..saja nak relax lepak kat thread ni..
Pengalaman baru ni pi Macau...
Elok dah naik kapalterbang aje..
Pramugari tu buat announcement..
....now we are ready for boarding...

Terbang pun belum dah nak boarding..
Nak suka tu...Pramugari tu perasan....

"Eeh eeh..apa pulak boarding..dengar dia cakap kat mikrofon tu..
Satu kapalterbang dok gelak..
Termalu dia terus senyap...
Latah pulak Pramugari tu..
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Post time 2-2-2009 07:55 PM | Show all posts

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Post time 2-2-2009 08:43 PM | Show all posts

Reply #310 HUSSAINTAHIR's post

tq.
atas maklumat tu..
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Post time 5-2-2009 08:07 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by anieszack at 2-2-2009 08:43 PM
tq.
atas maklumat tu..

sama-sama
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 Author| Post time 5-2-2009 10:31 PM | Show all posts


Kena buka thread baru pulak..
Pengalaman duduk kat sayap kapalterbang..
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Post time 6-2-2009 03:08 PM | Show all posts
cerita pasal naik kapal terbang ni kan....kalau kita cilok sudu garfu bantal n selimut tu derang kisah tak sebenarnya
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